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吴孝气得直出拳，哭腔出来了，咧着嘴：“什么没事啊！什么、什么、什么没事啊！？你知道我有多担心你吗！？没事没事！我下回再管你我是王八！你明明知道是害你的，你还来！这次没事下次呢！你怎么那么笨啊！？别人给你使坏你都认！给你卖了你都数钱！我得操心你到什么时候啊！你真是急死我了！”

吴孝动静越来越大，周围不时有人看过来。

吴孝：……？？

爱德华跟着聊完跟那个聊，半天才想起吴孝还坐在一边等他，放下手里的活问了一句，“乡亲们有人有驱蚊水吗？”

吴孝不信，趁爱德华去干活，把“凶狠”的刘老二揪了过来。

吴孝反倒成了那个外人，有什么要帮忙的，还得爱德华出面才好使。

吴孝眨眨眼，脑子有点跟不上了，“那……那那个刘大爷的网红大背头是什么啊？”

话音刚落，数十瓶不同品牌的驱蚊水包围爱德华。

吴孝严肃：“刘哥。我问你，我爸是不是让你们来刁难爱德华的？他还跟你说什么了？”

nbsp; 刘老二：“那我大哥家的俩双棒？”

吴孝依旧严肃盯着他：“不可能，他们都是我爸的心腹，绝对往死里整你！你明天不许来了！”

吴孝：“你非这样那你娶我爸去吧。”

爱德华讳莫如深：“反正有办法。”

吴孝意识到自己说了什么的时候已经晚了，他艰难绷了两秒，还是和爱德华一起笑了。

爱德华摘了手套，蹲在吴孝身边，放低声音：“老婆，没事的，叔叔考验我是应该的，我都侦查好了，能过关。”

爱德华给他上完驱蚊水又要干活，抬头什么都没说，凑过来要亲他，被吴孝一巴掌推远了。

半个小时后，吴孝加上许呦呦兰三人都看透了，乡亲们这是全让爱德华策反了！

爱德华笑着拿了一瓶，指指吴孝解释：“谢谢啊，一瓶就够了，我老婆穿的短裤，怕他挨咬。”

吴孝：……？

刘老二笑着笑着，笑容僵在脸上，一门脑门子，“哎呦！坏了！我把这茬忘了！”

说完，刘老二哪还有穷凶极恶之相，恨不得抱着爱德华亲两口都不够！

吴孝眯眼审视他，不说话。

吴孝：“？你从哪知道的这些事？怎么跟那美国特工似的？”

“我不听！”吴孝闹着打断他，“我不听你说话！你别说了！你下次就是不许再来了！我爸那边我去解决！你不许再去招他了！你现在就答应我！”

刘老二沉浸在全家搬去美国的美梦中，一过来就“嘿嘿”傻笑，魂都没了。

爱德华一愣，看吴孝脸一瞬间就红了，才意识到吴孝这一路过来可能不容易，他让他担心了。

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“你没什么话跟我说吗？”吴孝盯着他问。

说罢，他左右看看，随便指了个方向，尴尬道，“嗯……那个、那个什么，德华！你去那儿晒两分钟！”

吴孝：？？？

许呦呦和兰毕竟年纪小玩心大，见此情形，一会就把这事忘了，傻乐着跟刘老二去体验干农活了。

吴孝却依旧不放心，把爱德华叫到身边，严厉盘问：“你到底怎么回事？”

爱德华看一眼日头，知道吴孝身体不行，再折腾会中暑，脸冷了下来，“孝孝……”

爱德华只好给吴孝展示，“呐，刘大妈，最担心女儿嫁不出去，我答应给她女儿介绍美国女婿；刘大哥，最喜欢暗黑政治故事，我给他讲了好多我们家的事；刘二哥，想让孩子跟许呦呦一样去美国，我都给莉莉丝打电话办好了。投其所好，放心吧。”

刘老二憨笑：“那个吴孝啊，不好意思哈，我一会给你老公拎回去两袋苹果干，我们先泡了水再晒的，可甜。”

吴孝顿时卸了力气，不知道怎么办好了，急道：“所以你还是早就知道我爸要刁难你，你还来？”

爱德华：“哦，那个是巧了，我以前刷慢手的时候，跟大爷喜欢过同一个网红，算是一波粉丝，大爷知道我刷过不少礼物，挺开心的，我就说下次让他用我账号刷，体验一把。”

场面有所缓和。

爱德华：“也能去，我掏钱。”

吴孝上下扫视爱德华的装扮，依旧不快，但还是软了下来，“身上有没有挨咬啊。晒得难不难受啊？昂老公？我怎么觉得你黑了好多啊。”

爱德华凑过来给吴孝上驱蚊水。

爱德华马上起身搂吴孝，“怎么了？我这不是没事吗？”

爱德华长吐一口气，沉默了两秒，“那你爸不接受我怎么办？”

爱德华茫然：“都好啊老婆，我还想问你呢，怎么才睡到这个点就起来了……”

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