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“那也不行!绝对不行!处长,您不要为难我……我还是个孩子啊~”



“等等!我突然想起来我家养了一只成年阿拉斯加,我最近想给它配个种,延续一下它优良的基因,不知道你有没有什么好的渠道,可以给它搞点药呢,我保证等它怀孕了,到时候给你送一只小狗仔。”



小李同志脚下一滑,她错了,她不该多嘴关心一下领导的感情生活的。



“……不行不行,还是不行……处长,我觉得这不科学,要不然你们还是一起去医院看看吧?瞎吃药是会死人的!”



晚上下班时间。



小李同志正打算离开的背影一顿,她僵硬地转过身,一脸生无可恋的看着阮寂白。



“小李!你冷静一点,你相信我,我这个人做事最靠谱了,我有分寸,再说我是喂给我自己对象吃,又不是喂给别人吃,你担心什么!难道我还舍得伤害他吗?”



知道她领导路子野,但没想到这么野。



“那好吧……”



“我很尊重你啊,我家真有一只狗叫驴蛋蛋!我保证先喂驴蛋蛋,他要是没事儿,我再喂我对象。到时候珠玉在前,我对象他绝对不会出事的!”



给的时候千叮咛万嘱咐:



“处长,这个药原本是给骡子吃,你可一定要三思啊,记得先给狗子试试,要是没什么大事,再考虑给人吃……”



他到底是怎么成功上岸的啊喂?!



珠玉在前这个成语是这么用的吗?!



能不能把他的领导直接拉走?!



小李同志目前多少还是有点良知的,就是不知道跟阮寂白混的时间久了,会变成什么样?



小李同志明显是松了一口气:



小李同志:“!!!”



小李同志一脸懵逼的看着阮寂白,不是很明白对方的意思:



“处长,要是没有什么别的事,我就先走了。”



“还没有,不过他这个人好面子,我估计他肯定不愿意去医院,甚至都不会承认他有问题!”



“这不行!那是给畜生用的,怎么能给人用呢?!这万一要是出了事,我可是会进局子!”



“看过医生了嘛?”小李同志来了兴趣。



这简直就是法外狂徒?!



小李同志:“……”



“话说你有没有什么野路子?”



“野路子?我又不是医生哪懂这些呀?我只认识一个兽医……”



阮寂白算盘打得啪啪直响。



小李同志捂着脑袋,假装没听见阮寂白的话。



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小李同志歪着头一脸难以置信地看着阮寂白,不是很明白对方的意思,但是她隐隐的已经有一种不祥的预感了。



盖伦拿他当狗治了那么长时间,他不也半点事都没有吗?



阮寂白愤愤不平地说道。



阮寂白坐上副驾,系好安全带后,这才问道:

“你能搞到那种配种的药吗?我想给我对象试试。”



小李同志把头摇得跟拨浪鼓一样,死活不肯同意阮寂白的要求。



阮寂白不以为然。



小李同志说这番话的时候,整个人看起来像是快要碎了。



丧心病狂的小白



阮寂白循循善诱的给小李同志洗脑。



反正他家驴蛋蛋是个公狗,这辈子也生不出小狗仔,所以他也不算撒谎。



她现在只想赶紧离开办公室,并且以后只要领导不发话,她绝对不主动开口。



阮寂白不甘心的说道。



小李同志讷讷的说道。



“兽医好啊,兽医劲儿大!”阮寂白一拍手,简直满意的不得了。



盖伦之前不就是兽医转行的吗?在阮寂白看来没什么区别。



“领导,我只是年纪小,不是脑仁儿小!您编瞎话的时候能不能稍微尊重我一点?”



这是什么惊天大瓜?!



“知道了知道了,你就把心放在肚子里吧!”阮寂白拿到了他想要的东西,开始赶人。



阮寂白珠子一转,仅仅用了几秒钟的时间就编了一套完整的瞎话。



这下给自己带沟里了。



最后小李同志迫于阮寂白领导的身份,含泪搞了两粒药交给了阮寂白。



也不知道像他们这种特殊机构,警察管不管?



裴祉琰按照约定时间来到了特情局门口接阮寂白下班。



“你不说我不说,谁知道呢?而且我就试试,能出什么大事儿?”



阮寂白双眼亮晶晶的看着小李同志,像是在看活菩萨。

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