铁根男外传(01)(2/3)

林超这话说的完全不假,别说找女朋友,说媒估计都难说到。林跃峰倒是不后悔自己选择的这个职业,他实在是不太想经常跟一些无聊的人打交道,去法医研究所成天跟尸体打交道倒也不错的。

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“哥,”林超从餐桌上的小盘子里拿起一枚砂糖橘,一边剥着皮一边说道,“年后你要不要考虑换一份工作?”

提到这个事情林跃峰就来气,而林超笑的更欢了。这个话题的起因是林跃峰大学二年级的时候跟同班一女生谈恋爱,当时花了很多钱,林跃峰也一副掏心掏肺的架势,结果第二个学期那女生突然退学回老家结婚去了,连个招呼都没跟林跃峰打,还把林跃峰手机QQ微信好友全删了,这也确实让林跃峰那一个学期差点变成自闭症患者。不过这事如果别人不知道也就罢了,偏偏林跃峰的表妹林韶薇在省会那边读中学,有次去林跃峰学校找他,把这事从林跃峰一个大嘴巴室友口中给打听到了,之后林超也就顺理成章地知道了这事,成为了林超在触及恋爱话题时用来刺痛林跃峰的最有力武器。

“什么?”话题突然就被林超带偏了,林跃峰气不打一处来,“你这什么意思?哦,我被坑了还怪我自己喽?你这话应该去跟我们研究所里的受害人们说说,跟他们说你们死了都怪你们太没本事了,活该死!”

“你可给我闭嘴吧!”林跃峰使劲拍了一下桌子,夺回话语权,“哎,你小子在这儿奚落我你就觉得这么有意思的?啊,那行,我不注意打理自己,没有魅力,我活该没有女朋友,好了吧?”

“哎哎哎,哥,你别那么激动嘛!高中时候学的政治课忘了吗?要以唯物辩证法的眼光看问题,凡事都要一分为二地看待。”林超说着重新坐回林跃峰面前,一副老师的模样挥着手说道,“你看看你,你这个样子,你想想你是真的不如那个女人在她老家的相亲对象吗?凭什么她就愿意选择回去跟个本地的小男人过日子,不愿意跟你这……大学高材生一块过呢?说到底,哥,你还是太缺乏魅力了啊!”

“什么?你说我当场什么?”

“卧槽,你小子还把早恋当多牛逼的事儿炫耀?这话跟爸妈说了不得打断你的腿。”

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“不是我说啊,哥,你自己想想,你缺钱吗?咱家怎么看也不算是没钱的,不如说过的还挺阔,人家不跟你好了是人家嫌你穷吗?不是吧?要是不是钱的问题,那就是哥你自身的形象问题,也就是我跟你说的……你这人真的没什么魅力。”

bsp;“你去怕不是要当场自闭。”

“嗯?我为什么要换工作?”林跃峰也拿起一个砂糖橘剥了起来,“我这工作平常也没那么忙,工资待遇也不错,混好了就是个铁饭碗,这工作有什么要换的

“我说你当场自闭,”林超抬起头,坏笑了一下,“讲真,让哥你这种人去,还不如我去,我去年好歹也算是谈过一阵子恋爱的人,比你经验丰富多了!”

“……操!”

“说到底啊,哥……那事说白了还是得怪你自己啊!”

“你现在干的这工作想找女朋友,那是真的难了。”

“你说什么呢?哥,你这是要拿自己经历现身说法吗?”

“你这真是不见棺材不落泪啊你!小子我可告诉你,女人心海底针,你现在也好以后也好,追女人追出点事,那可都是迟早的。”

“什么玩意儿?”林跃峰被这话搞得更摸不着头脑了,“我缺乏魅力?你这算是个什么屁道理啊?”

“我……”

“打断个什么?我学习成绩又没有受影响,凭什么不准我干点我喜欢的?再说爸妈不是说了嘛,除夕当天才回来,初三就走,这大过年的他们不至于还把我腿打断吧,呵呵!”

虽说是当法医,但是林跃峰在大学时候学的其实是临床医学,跟法医要做的工作八竿子打不着关系,不过当时他入职也确实很顺利——因为法医研究所招人找了大半年才算是迎来他这么一个来面试的年轻人,公考成绩都还没出就把他给拉进去了。

“这也用不着我特意说明吧,你自己都没有注意到过吗?”不等林跃峰开口,林超已经一顿唇枪舌剑喷了过去,“就你现在身上这衣服你穿多少年了?我急得你之前大学时候就这样,这五年我都没见你换过几次新衣服,全是那几身土得掉渣的老外套来回穿。是咱爸妈不给你钱买吗?我都说了咱家也没那么穷的啊!你再看看你的模样,成天都是一副懒得搭理的样子,头发留得长也就算了,好歹去做个好看点的发型啊,就那么刺棱着;还有你这一脸痘坑,一看你就是平时又不注意健康睡眠又不用好化妆品,本来底子还算行,自己给整成什么样了;还有你这……”

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