逍遥闲鱼(2)(2/5)

“你又何事?”

出了这高官富贾所住的东城,街边便热闹了起来,最热闹的地方自然就是萧羽家开的『怪味轩』了。

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“白爱卿,”“臣在,”

清晨醒来,下身处一片潮湿,果然如那系统所言,只有戴上绿帽的时候,下面那活儿才能昂首挺胸。

“哦?那你明日便遣人入宫,到翰林院学习吧,”

“你耍我呢!”宋瑶举手便欲打来。

“我,我问过婆婆了,女子初夜不见红,虽然少见,但也不是没有的事。”

四人的任务与事情都交待完毕后,宋政便让他们离开了,看着萧羽的目光中略有些不满。

还是二楼熟悉的地方,晒着太阳,吃着早点,听着早报,可不逍遥。

“陛,陛下!”

“我小时候有一年,有一个白发老者昏迷在了我家门前,我将他就醒以后,他抓住了我的手,非说我是练武奇才,要将毕生所学传授给我,”

“哎,要娶个这样的老婆,只怕是调教之路漫漫其修远兮,”

梦中,啥都有——昨夜梦中,新婚之夜,洞房之中,奸夫淫妇如干柴烈火,而他却在一旁看着,套弄着自己的肉棒。

“又是那一年冬天,我在茅坑出恭,手边突然没了纸,只剩下了那本秘籍,然后,”

悠然过了午后,天色逐渐暗淡了下来,萧羽也睁开了眼睛,身前竟是宋瑶坐在了那儿。

随意炒了个蛋炒饭,也没有夜生活,萧羽便躺在了床上睡了过去。

“去吧去吧,”

“你且回去算下,此物的锻造成本几何,每年能为我大赵省下多少军费开支。”

总算把她给打发了,萧羽轻哼着小曲愉快地向着厨房走去。

“那,那是怎样,”

也还好这大赵的早朝是三日一次,要不每天五点起来,萧羽可吃不消,早上点卯的时候是卯时,也就是五点到七点,不过管他呢。

“嗯,”宋瑶羞涩地点了点头应道。但是感觉到了萧羽捉狭的目光,宋瑶又羞愤地说道:“快说!又想打架了是吗!”

“你先松开我来,”

“不错,如今各作坊皆需工部的样品作为基准生产,就是因为图例不足以让作坊知晓物件的构造,而此绘图之法却将物件详细的绘在纸上,令人一目了然!”

而建王宋熙乃是卫淑妃所出,平王宋骁乃是王贤妃所出。两王的身后便是朝堂之上的右相

“快说!”

“你,你说的是昨天晚上的事情?”萧羽被按倒在了地上,宋瑶跨坐在了他的身上,将他牢牢按住,“昨天不是你想的那样的,”

“你,无耻!”宋瑶的红唇轻张,看着萧羽的眼中满是恼意,羞骂了一声便翻墙回了自家院内。

“好嘞,”两人起得比萧羽还要早,除了萧羽出门的时候会出来打扫一下卫生以外,大部分的时候便呆在自己的屋内。

“臣,不敢。”

羽脑海中想得差不多,不就是画个三维图吗,咋就这么夸张了呢。

硕大的宅子中仅住了他们三人,也便没了那么多的规矩,两人都住在了东厢房中,走到院中一喊便听得见了。

“明日将这绘图之法,还有书写之法倾囊相授,可有异议?”

“你,你!明知故问!”宋瑶羞愤地转过了头来,指着萧羽说道:“来打一架吧!”

“你醒了,”宋瑶背对着他,臻首微低,似有些羞意地说道。

“谢陛下!”

“什么?”

“太子殿下不幸身亡,五皇子汉王宋尧重伤未愈,为维持朝堂稳固,召二皇子建王宋熙,四皇子平王宋骁回朝。”

宋瑶这才发现两人的姿势有些不雅,连忙羞红了脸,起了身。

这怪病也是假,不过这绿帽癖也是真的,不过前世的他就有此种癖好,硬盘中四个老婆每个月便会出轨一次,高清有码。

“臣,臣想到翰林院学习这书写之法,”

不到两分钟的时间,两人并没有打架,毕竟萧羽连动手的机会都没有,只是被单方面的殴打了一顿。

“自从修炼了那秘籍以后,我就得了一种怪病,就是喜欢看着自己心爱的女人被其他男人玩弄,越是淫贱我便越兴奋,”

“陛下于宫内设翰林院,封萧羽为长安县侯,正五品翰林院院士。萧羽首日便提出新式装备缩减战马损耗,新式绘图之术及新式书写之术提升工部户部效率,不负圣望。”

“谢陛下!”

“然后他就留下了一本秘籍然后便腾空而起,飞走了,”

这故事是假的,但这秘籍是真的,系统附带的功法,卵用没有倒是将他变成了活太监,下面那活基本没用了。

“不来!”

“别别别,你听我说,”

没想到今天的时事竟然是吹自己,萧羽听得还莫名有些爽。

“好好好,我说我说,”萧羽手护头,连忙说道。

“你是觉得我们昨夜一起睡了,你却没有落红是吗?”

“那秘籍呢!?”

二狗是萧羽幼年时的仆从,祖上便是萧家的食户,此次从长安迁来洛阳,便举家跟来了,算得上是他的得力臂膀了,而大黄则是洛阳城中的小混混,有次不开眼惹了萧羽后被他收服,平常时若是有些琐碎小事交给他,倒能办得十分漂亮。

“啊?”

看宋瑶听得还挺仔细的,萧羽便继续编了下去。

宋政的脸上略挂着笑意,说道:“嗯,去吧!”——为了赶七点钟的早朝,萧羽五点钟便起来了,直到下午两点左右,从宋政那里离开,便溜回了家,那算上陪他吃饭的时间也工作了七个小时了,午后有些疲困的萧羽靠在他的躺椅上便睡了过去。

陛下共有子嗣不少,但身世能力均较为出众的便只有这四人。太子宋恒,汉王宋尧与六公主宋瑶皆是皇后所出,汉王与六公主更是一胎双胞。

“二狗,大黄!吃早饭去!”萧羽出了正房的门,便大声喊道。

想了想印象中梁秋月那英姿飒爽的模样,萧羽便感觉有些难了,再说她是自己的救命恩人,怎么也不能让她受了委屈是吧。

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