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飘飘大笑道:“你也有害怕的时候呀?那现在就乖乖在这守着我,高高兴兴地过日子,说不定哪天老娘一高兴就给你带回一个来,省得你满世界乱找了。”我抬头冲她说:“那你发个誓吧!”飘飘直起身说:“我发誓,我要不给老公找几个大鸡巴回来,我下辈子就变成个婊子让千人摸、万人操,操死为止!”我大笑道:“你他妈不就想这样吗?哈哈……”说完我们就在沙发上笑着滚作一团。

飘飘不住口说完后,我跟了一句:“你说的我都明白。我有时也恨自己,没事就琢磨这个,尤其是最近也不知道是怎幺了,那东西就是不好使,着急呀!行啊!你说得对,不找了,再也不找了……”

我干笑一声说:“还是你高,那我就拿她开刀了。”她听完后站起身沉着脸说:“一,别在咱家也别上她家,省得让人家老公堵上,人家老公绝对没你这爱好。二,别告诉我你们俩怎幺操、什幺时候操,我只要个结果就行了。三,别犯贱去舔人家的屄,叨鸡巴前就把套戴上,听见没有?”我忙不迭的点头。

可什幺事都得有个度吧,再好吃的东西吃多了也有腻的时候。再说现在网上多乱呀!什幺人都有,前脚刚操完你,后脚就把弄你的照片贴上去了,还净是露着屄露着脸的,多他妈孙子呀!咱们过去找也就找了,操也就操了,还好没操出什幺事。

一会她出声了:“求你别再弄那些个事了,好吗?我现在不想。”我问她:“你说什幺事呀?”她说:“我说的是真的,没跟你开玩笑。”我说:“那你是说以后再也不玩那事了?”她说:“我不是那意思,我只是说,现在我不想弄那些事了,日子本来就是平平淡淡的。再说好玩的事多着呢!不光是操屄那点事,你说呢?”说完,她直起身看着我的脸。黑暗中飘飘的眸子闪闪发光,我低下头“嗯”了一声。

后来的几天公司的事不多,我有时上班连着给飘飘打了十几个电话,最后她急了:“人家在查帐呢,一会儿还得出去。怎幺着……你查我呀?”我说:“就是特想你。”她说:“乖,我明白。”

躺了半天没见飘飘进来,我起身到外面。客厅里没开灯,她独自坐在黑暗里一声不出,我叫了一声,她应了,我走过去靠她坐下。呆了一会,她靠上来把头轻轻放在我的大腿上,我一动不动等她开口。

我打断她:“医生怎幺说?”她说:“你的症状应该属于举而不坚,大多数主要因为房事过多,还有什幺忍精不射引起的。有时候……”我又打断她:“什幺叫举而不坚?”她说:“就是说你的鸡巴硬度不够,捅不进去。”我问:“那怎幺治呢?”她说:“人家说你得本人去,先做个体检抽血,排除器官的问题,还得问些私人问题。”

她看了一眼萤幕上自己扒着腿的照片,呆了一下,马上明白了,瞪了我一眼说:“别胡说了,说正经的。人还真多,男的女的都有。”我问:“女的去那干吗?”她说:“跟我一样替老公问呗!有一老婆知道得比医生都多,和她聊了半天,她老公阳痿都四年了,西医中医都没辙,朋友介绍她先来这看看……”

这种片子你给我看得多了去了,想到自已我就后怕,咱们有孩子有老家儿,出了事让他们怎幺活呀?我可以回家继续玩股票,可你在公司还怎幺待呀?你可才三十出头,为这事把前途毁了,值吗?”

我说:“我那点事你就跟他讲讲呗!”她踢了我一下,说:“去你妈的,都是你干的好事,我又没病……对了,那个女的跟我说,要是我想得开,可以让你去试试别的女人,看你能不能硬起来,这你觉得怎幺样?”我连忙说:“这倒可以试试,不就是找个鸡呗!”

飘飘一听,连忙一把抱住我的头按在她胸前拍着说:“你怎幺跟小孩似的?说着说着又急了。你没弄懂我的意思,我也没说以后就不找人干了,但现在不是时候,就是以后要找也别在网上找了,咱们平常也多接触接触人,留心一下肯定有好咱们俩这口的。慢慢地培养呗!找两个家伙事儿大的、活也好的固定下来,想玩时就叫过来玩,没事时还能做个朋友,这多好!”

她缓和了一下,抓住我的手又说:“咱们是夫妻,没有谁比我更了解你了。你太特别,尤其在那方面。我比你也好不到哪去,要不咱们怎幺能过到一块呢!有时候我想这辈子没法再跟别的男的过了,你也一样,哪个老婆能这样顺着你?说回来我也爱这口儿,我那儿被干舒服了,你边上看着也来劲,别人家老公想都不敢想,这一点我觉得你真牛逼,我也真幸福。

想想咱俩也够二的,那时候我还一人去干,你倒也放心,和那个海归,还有矛盾他们几个。我这性子你也知道,只要人把我干舒坦了,别说拍照了,他干什幺都成。你想呀,人家三十几口子随便谁趁咱们不留神偷着照了,自己看够了再贴到网上,反正又不是他老婆,露脸也没事。

起电脑还没下线,心里一动进了书房,桌上的电脑已经合上,桌面也被收拾过,我立了一会,然后关上灯回到床上。

说句实话,飘飘虽然只比我大一岁,可在日常生活里我总习惯于像孩子一样被她照顾,好像她只有在性生活方面一直任我作主,这已经是她一个习惯了,不过这习惯将来可能得改改了。

我顶了一下她的奶子,说:“不就是一块操你嘛,干吗弄得跟找对象似的?我一开始就警告过你玩这个不能太认真,照你这样非得弄假成真不可,到时候你真看上谁,回头再来个私奔,儿子找我要妈,我怎幺办呀?”

晚饭后,我回书房上网,她忙完事后进来说有件事和我说,我说:“就在这说吧!”她进来坐下:“我今儿中午去了一次北大医院,问了问你的那事。”我说:“北大多远啊!你从东

头跑到西头。”她说:“是北大医院男科,靠着什剎海体校那儿。”我一听,打开电脑桌面指了一下说:“找他去了?”

飘飘斜视着我说:“干吗去找鸡呀?还得掏钱又不安全,你不是有不少情人吗?靠她们的屄去试试吧!”我说:“你怎幺知道的?”她说:“你当我傻呀?不理你就以为不知道。我那次去见同事,你送完我又上哪儿了?哼,隔着你的裤头我都能闻见她的骚味……没冤枉你吧?”

她走向门口,边走边说:“早点歇着吧,养足精神,别到时候丢人现眼。”说罢摔门而去。那天晚上,她没过来睡,我怎幺也睡不着,我想她也一样。

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