求求你们,别再玩我老婆了(3)计程车(2/5)

小闪:「哦,那好吧(╯╰)╭『

仅只是兴奋而已了。

吻芸:「火锅。『

吻芸:「就你这小短腿还能穿这种款式的裙子?『

吻芸:「『

现在也不会住在医院里,医生说我都烧到40度了呢。『

8月3日下午20:17小闪:「陈姐,我听薇薇说你在上瑜伽课,我刚好也

小闪:「对不起陈经理,我没有找借口,你要不信的话,我可以把医院开的

小闪:「陈姐,你别这样好不好?让我给你通个话,我真生病了,骗你不是

8月27日下午17:14张总:「小陈,下班之前能把前两个月的报告表整理

占过一些便宜了。

薇薇就行了。『

小闪:「呵呵,这回你信了吧?要不是昨天我冒着生命危险去见你,恐怕我

小闪:「那好吧,那我现在就去公司。『

人啊o(╥﹏╥)o『

些追求者们的贪婪,而接下来再当我翻到张总的聊天记录时,我的心情可就不仅

小闪:「哇!这家我知道,特别专业,但好像还挺贵的吧?『

吻芸:「忘了。『

7月11日下午14:53吻芸:「你在医院好好休息吧,这两天的工作交接给

微微凉:「你才结婚就烦?冯哥人多好呀,还送你裙子,你要不喜欢的话可

吻芸:「嗯。『

小闪:

吻芸:「不去。『

不会就是我之前在卫生间里偷听到的那个神秘的年轻人呢?说不定我刚才在包间

小闪:「难怪陈姐的身材这么好呢,那办个会员要多少钱啊?『

吻芸:

小闪:「……………-_-#-_-#『

里还见过这个人呢,可他…可他究竟又是谁呢?

8月27日下午20:21吻芸:「张总,你办公室门锁了,我进不去。『

小闪:「『

吻芸:「那就扔垃圾桶吧。『

吻芸:「怨我?『

虽然老婆一直对他冷言冷语,但说不定之前在练车的时候,老婆或许就已经被他

吻芸:「哦。『

只言片语,但却让我看得甚是激动,因为我感觉老婆好像跟这个教练还算挺熟,

张总:「等我回来。『

小闪:「额,好吧-_-#『

小闪:「对不起陈姐,我真错了,我是傻逼。(>人<)『

出来吗?『

不已。看来我是猜对了,老婆虽然拒人于千里之外,但她的冷傲却没有隔绝掉那

小闪:「蒋薇薇都去呢,你也一起来呗。『

7月10日上午09:03小闪:「陈经理,实在不好意思,我生病了,发烧,

#最#新#网#址#找#回#……6u6

8月23日下午22:14小闪:「陈姐,你睡了没?『

8月29日上午10:34微微凉:「姐,你这件连衣裙真好看(?ω?),在

而他最后那则撤回的消息又是什么?竟惹得老婆直接将他屏蔽?这个叫小闪的会

吻芸:「不玩。『

吻芸:「我不吃肯德基,给薇薇吧。『

吻芸:「你上次说你姥爷病危,这回又说你生病了,你要不想起床就说不想

吻芸:「黑钻『

老婆好像早就对我有些不满意了,不过女人之间那些婆婆妈妈的事情我也懒得去

细看,也是大概看两眼,我便继续查找着可疑的聊天信息。

微微凉:「呀!冯哥对你真好,羡慕羡慕(︶。?︶?)『

起床,给我在这找什么借口?『

吻芸:「不客气。『

吻芸:「你想死是不是?『

吻芸:「怎么?又想请假?『

小闪:「唉……那你喜欢吃啥么?我现在给你买去。『

小闪:「啊?你看见了?对不起对不起,我刚发错了。(>人<)『

小闪:「要不要开黑一起玩农药?『

小闪:「我给她买过了。『

微微凉:「姐,你说什么呢?我指的可是裙子呀〒〒『

吻芸:「不了。『

吻芸:「羡慕什么?我现在见他就烦。『

没听老婆提起过这个人呢?看他的头像图片还是某个日漫里的角色,八成是个90

吻芸:「应该可以。『

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哪买的啊?『

吻芸:「以后不要给我发私聊,有事发群里。『

7月27日下午19:09小闪:「陈姐,晚上我们几个打算出去吃火锅,你要

小闪:「别这样嘛陈姐,这好歹也是我的一片心意啊。『

吻芸:「洗澡。『

吻芸:「好的。『

以让给我啊。『

吻芸:「再说。『

傅:「那你下个月还考不考了?『

吻芸:「你别来,省得有人说我虐待属下。『

桌上了。『

小闪:「不敢不敢o(╥﹏╥)o『

而后面再给老婆发信息,老婆就不再与他多言,顶多是一些关于驾校方面的

证明发给你。『

小闪:「那你准备干嘛?『

8月19日上午07:22小闪:「陈姐,我给你带了肯德基的早餐,放你办公

吻芸:「拿走吧,省得我心烦。『

不要也来?『

后,他与老婆的聊天内容也透着一股暗暗的猥琐劲儿,明显是癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉。

吻芸:

小闪:

冷酷的老婆已经将这个傻逼屏蔽,而我也只能就此作罢,但我的心里却始终兴奋

吻芸:『好。』

撞到了老婆的枪口上。

近期和老婆聊得最多的人还是蒋薇薇,从她俩这段对话中我也能看得出来,

这第二则信息可就明显有些不太对劲了,这个姓雷的驾校教练一看就是那种

这个叫小闪的傻逼是谁?首先可以肯定是老婆部门里的人,但我怎么却从来

想请假一天,还望批准。『

小闪:「不是不是,我就随便问问。『

为了避免打草惊蛇,我没敢打开这个人的朋友圈来解答我此时的困惑,毕竟

吻芸:「不用了,你继续睡吧,明天你也不用来了。『

吻芸:「老公送的。『

张总:「打印好后放我办公室。『

爱占女学员便宜的咸湿大叔,而类似这种事情我也有所耳闻,但可惜他这一次却

微微凉:「(*`皿′*)?(*`皿′*)?(*`皿′*)?『

打算要健身,请问你在哪家办的会员?『

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