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「你白天为什么不回我的短信?」苏婷劈头盖脸地责问道。

「丫痞的!今天两个女生就因为和我借一百元我没给借,结果就在背后说我……」苏婷说着哭起来!

「叫我丫头,我喜欢你这么叫我!」

等她打第二遍电话时才接起了电话,偷声偷气的问:「怎么了?苏婷?」

「我老婆一直在我的身边呢,我怎么回你的短信?」张清河一听她就为这事儿,也就放下心来,「再说,你怎么给我打电话?刚才差点把我吓死了,幸好我老婆在卫生间没听见,我这是跑到楼梯里接你的电话!」

第325章:检验改良枪

和苏婷

「丫头,咱说话能柔和点吗?你看我大半夜地站在冰冷的楼道里,万一冻得感冒了怎么办?」

忽然想道,这丫头今天是不是遇到了什么不开心的事?所以才非得和自己说说话?想到这儿急忙问:「丫头?你是不是遇到什么不开心的事了?」

「哼,亏你总算想到是丫头遇到什么事了!丫头今天真的想杀人!」

俩人又聊一阵儿,张清河把苏婷千丫头万丫头地哄了一通,苏婷终于愉快地说:「好了,你回去睡去吧,别真的因为和我说话感冒了!放心,我以后没什么大事绝不会给你打电话的!但同时,你也要尽量抽空上QQ和我多聊天!」

恶果,恶果,做恶终得尝恶果!张清河顿时就有了一种不好的预感,苏婷这丫头说不定还真给他搞出什么事来!

当然,张清河这只是哄苏婷的话,他知道苏婷这丫头逆反心理很重,你若说东,她有时就偏偏往西走,你若说那两个女孩的狠话她说不定反而会原谅了她们。

一句话把张清河给堵死了:反驳她吧,等于承认了他们现在的关系是一种见不得光的关系(其实本来就是,但张清河认为,不明明白白地承认的话,或许就能打消一点苏婷对他的一味迷恋);承认她的话

张清河这个苦哇,真像谁说的那样,默默无语两眼泪,耳边响起驼铃声!这都是什么什么啊,这个小姑奶奶到底要怎么样嘛,左也不是右也不是,前也不是后也不是,这还给他留条出路吗?

张清河暗笑她果然中计,忽然想到她说要来西安念大学,又暗暗心惊,苏婷这要来西安念大学又是一件麻烦事啊,如果隔三差五地来见他,那自己这个家还有安宁吗?不过这时也不能劝止她的,反正还早,到时候再说吧。

他的话刚说到一半儿就被苏婷打断了:「谁说没什么?你都和人家上床了还没什么?那什么是有什么?」

张清河答应一声,就感觉背上的重负又加了一重(g)。

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张清河等苏婷打第二遍电话时才接起了电话,偷声偷气的问:「怎么了?苏婷?」

「真的吗?」张清河叫起来,「她们竟然这么污蔑践踏我们的丫头?丫头别怕,哪天等我去了,把她们推到河里喂王八!」

吧,那她以后就能理直气壮地骚扰他了!

「苏婷……」张清河喃喃地说一声,不知道再该怎么说了。

想了一下,张清河笑道:「其实本来也没有什么……」

果然,苏婷听了他的话就说:「也没有这么严重的啦,我只是有点气不过,不过,她们到底也没那么大的罪,唉,好歹也和她们呆不了几个月了,随她们去吧,到时候我去西安念书,和她们再也见不了几面的!你也就不用说狠话咒她们,哄我开心啦!」

唉,这就是意志不坚心肠软,精虫上脑害霍乱的后果啊,自己这下可能真的惹上了一个麻烦精了!

「信信信,丫头!」张清河吓得急忙说,这苏婷说话还真不是盖的,那急起来真的是一个什么也敢做的主儿!这要万一哪句话说不对,她真来一个邪门的,半夜玩这么一出,再闹出一点什么事儿来,他这一辈子了别打算好好过了!

张清河吓得差点没从床上翻下来!急忙说:「别急!丫头,到底发生什么事了?说来我听听?」

「哼哼,咱俩又没什么事,打个电话你怕什么?」苏婷理直气壮地问。

「冻得感冒了我去伺候你啊?我现在正无聊呢,你信不信我这会儿租一个出租车就往西安走?」

苏婷见张清河好长时间不说话,就得理不饶人地问道:「你怎么不说话?没说的了吧?」

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