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“喵喵!”戚柏觉得太好玩了,在贺章腿上滚了两圈,抱着贺章的脸就舔。

戚柏一脸哭相,“那怎么办啊!明天就要录节目了!”

他抱紧身上的人,刚准备拿回主动权,却突然间搂了个空,低头一看,腿上躺着一只猫。

nbsp; 这档综艺节目收视率很高,且是一档老牌节目。录制的消息放出去之后,报名参加录制的观众很多。节目官网的评论里很多人都说想去现场亲眼看看嘟嘟,能握到爪子摸摸它那真是睡着都要笑醒。

见他一副凝思苦想的样子,贺章让他趴在自己肩膀上,顺毛摸,“算了,不急,咱慢慢摸索。现在能够变成嘟嘟也好。”他话音还未落,突然感觉身上一重,转脸一看……一个裸男。

贺章重重叹了口气,抱起猫咪在他脑袋上亲了一下,“想一下刚才是在什么情况下变身的。”

戚柏翻看着评论,不免忧心。他点开贺章的微博,最后一条微博还是为上次客串的那个武侠电影宣传。然而评论里基本没有人在讨论这部电影,全是在问贺章什么时候放嘟嘟的照片,还有猜测嘟嘟是不是生病还没好的。

贺章无言以对,片刻后笑出声,抓住他作乱的手,“我觉得这样不行。”

“我看你是找到方法了。别玩了,就保持这样,别变来变去,还不知道对你身体有没有伤害。”贺章抓住他的爪子想拉回来却被他挣脱了。

戚柏偏着脑袋想,这次也没之前那么难受,唯一特别的大概就是心里一直想着变成猫这件事?难道他现在能凭意志控制变身了?

 

“你最近这是怎么了。”贺章把戚柏抱起来坐到自己腿上,捏他的脸。

“对啊!”戚柏突然来了精神,跨坐到贺章腿上就开始解他的裤子,“快,咱们两个大干一场,我指不定就像上次一样变成猫了!”

一人一猫面面相觑。

贺章抬手揉额头。

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戚柏赶紧往下刷,发现最后放照片的时间还是在拍《灵探》外景的时候。而贺章最后一次发表关于嘟嘟的微博,应该是贺章在他身上签名那天,而且他只用文字发表了说:嘟嘟已经找到了,大家

不要担心,也谢谢大家之前的转发和帮助。

“我觉得可以!”戚柏说完就低头含住了贺章的嘴唇,吻技拙劣,但好在真情实感。手伸进贺章衣服里一寸一寸地摸了个遍,然后滑进裤子里握住蠢蠢欲动的宝贝。他管不了那么多,有人那么说贺章,比有人诋毁他自己还难过。贺章在他心里有如港湾,是他心的依靠,他不能因为自己的原因让这座港湾承受无缘无故的风雨拍打。所以一定要变成猫,必须变成猫,必须变成猫!

“喵喵~~”戚柏朝他叫了两声,虽然有点对不起贺章,但能变成猫真是太好了!

还有脑洞大的人猜测说不定嘟嘟已经不在了,因为贺章已经很久没在微博上晒嘟嘟的照片。

贺章看着它愁眉苦脸,心疼,扶着他脑袋,让他靠在自己胸口上,“我后悔让你拍电影了。以后咱什么都不接了,之前那个网站的广告也不去拍了。我不想你因为这种无关紧要的事情难过。”

这么长时间没有嘟嘟的内容,而这次录节目也不露面,这些人有这种猜测也不为过。戚柏很担心,贺章被这样误解他很难受。

“你上次说要找个先生给我看看呢,问问他我怎么才能变成猫,要不联系一下试试?”

但是评论里有相关人士透露,这次录制节目嘟嘟并不参加。顿时哀嚎声一片,都在问为什么。

贺章被他生涩的勾引弄得渐渐情动,心想着就顺了他的意吧,不然他整天担心这个事,把自己愁坏了。

有爱猫人士斥责贺章带着嘟嘟去拍电影肯定给猫的身体造成了很大负担,每天见那么多人,吃不好,睡不安稳的。

戚柏一脸兴奋地捧着贺章的脸,“是不是很神奇!”他发现自己好像明白了要领。不等贺章反应,他又闭上眼睛凝想片刻,刹那间又变成了猫。

戚柏正在兴头上,哪听得进他的话,在沙发上滚了两圈,喵喵叫着又变成了人形。“耶耶耶,太好玩了!”他欢呼几声又变成了猫在沙发上打滚。

甚至有人发表评论说贺章其实并没有多在乎猫,之前那么频繁晒猫只是为了让猫成为网红好给自己涨人气。

“但是看你难过,我也难受。”

“管那么多,再怎样都会有人说,你再愁眉苦脸的我收拾你了。”贺章说着拍了拍他的屁股。

节目录制的日期越来越近,戚柏整个人都很焦虑。

“我是因为网上那些人胡乱臆测你才难过。至少这次录制节目我一定要出现,不想你落人口舌。”

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