成为幼崽后的那些事 第127节(2/2)

接下来可怎么办?

网友们已经笑成了一团,弹幕全部是在哈哈大笑。

“笑死了,后来怎么样了,有后续了吗?”

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“不会吧,要我是汤圆,我肯定跑路了,外面多自由啊。”

嗯?

“靠,你们说的我都觉得它可怜了。”

“汤圆好悠闲啊,它是不是以为只是出来玩啊,怎么一点都不兴奋,笑死了。”

那多吓人啊,就算远处有人拿着麻醉枪,那也吓人!

好了,可以回去了。

……

“毕竟从小在动物园长大,还没适应新的环境,估计一会就要跑到大山里去了!”

第147章 小雪豹(完)

人类出现它面前逗它开心,想放它走?没门!

“你这家伙,真是个活宝,明明放归训练做的都很不错,怎么到了关键时刻就在笼子里睡大觉啊?”

“你们说汤圆会不会一会又回笼子里去了?”

“雪豹一生放浪不羁爱公家饭,要我我也选动物园。”

“我去,汤圆这是要干嘛,怎么回头了?”

汤圆没走远,工作人员也不敢轻举妄动,原本想着等它头都不回的跑了,大家再收拾东西,结果这家伙就在附近转悠,搞得大家都紧张兮兮的,生怕杀个回马枪给谁咬一口……

那麻醉枪的那个用耳麦询问道:“要射击吗?”

“后面工作人员又尝试引逗汤圆从笼子里出来,但它无动于衷,甚至还睡起了觉,最后天色渐晚,大家知道熬不住了,又给原路带回去了。”

有人精准点评说:“看来咱们这只雪豹是打算咬紧这口铁饭碗,谁不喜欢铁饭碗呢。”

网友:……

“雪豹:凭本事吃上公家饭,谁也不能让我走。笑死。”

人真多啊。

是的,它就过去撒了泡尿,随后慢悠悠地回身,直直地往人群走去。

“它朝着人群走去了!”

看到汤圆回身走来,大家神情紧张,精神紧绷,生怕忽然一个跳跃,直接给脑袋咬下来了。

“也是。”

连小奕都被汤圆的行为给逗笑了,又觉得这是它能干出来的事,它的性格就是比好多动物都跳脱有趣,你说它乖它也乖,但在有些事情上又很能逗人开心,要不然也不会获得那么多游客还有网友们的喜欢。

“哈哈哈哈笑死了,我这次一定要蹲个直播间,到时候看现场直播,也不知道第二次能不能放归成功。”

“原路带回去了可还行。”

“难道只有我觉得公家饭很香吗?没准汤圆就是和其他猛兽不一样,就是想端铁饭碗呢?真担心它不适应野外的生活!”

这谁看了不想笑?

的记者车。

坚决不走的汤圆也不介意离开笼子望望风,在平坦的山路上走动走动,然后一脸人畜无害的回头望向严阵以待的工作人员,还有远处

“但是汤圆是猛兽,在外面也饿不着肚子的,总要适应对不对。”

“这个画面好好笑啊,一群人严阵以待,但汤圆却神情平静,姿态闲适,跟逛后花园一样。”

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“我真的不想笑,但是看到工作人员都呆住了,我——对不起!哈哈哈哈!”随着这句弹幕的出现,紧随其后便是一大片都一大片的“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!”

这件事很快被有心人发到网上供所有网友讨论,大家一起笑。

“头怎么说啊?”

工作人员:

“铁饭碗香香,我也爱,雪豹真聪明!”

“头说过两天再试试。”

汤圆放放水后,重新舒舒服服地躺到大笼子里。

“不应该的,这会它不饿,上车之前,动物园不是介绍了给它吃了什么吗,超多,肯定很饱。”

什么意思?

声势浩大的准备放归养了两年多的雪豹,结果雪豹出来放放风,上了个厕所又回笼子里了?

“不用,再看看……我看它不像是要捕猎,都不是捕猎的姿势……眼神也不像……”说着说着,汤圆走到笼子里去了?

“害怕!会不会咬到别人!”

那天汤圆原路被送回动物园,好多工作人员都还没走,在网上已经看到这个消息了,都笑哈哈的去围观汤圆。

汤圆走到五十米处后撒了泡尿。

“有没有一种可能,等人群散去,汤圆会不会觉得被抛弃了,就像有些人养宠物,忽然不养了,跑到几公里以外把宠物扔了……可可怜怜的。”

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