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转发贺宸这个人形锦鲤,你们也能得到幸运

是梦吗?

好在穿书的时候,贺宸还只是刚刚冒头的人气小生。

这是我第一次写娱乐圈文,写的时候只是想再写一对“错过的初恋”(没错,我就是双初恋 破镜重圆疯狂爱好者,目前完结的三本和接下来的双相情感障碍病例报告无一幸免,争取以后多写点别的类型的初恋文哈哈哈哈哈)真的很惊喜能收获这么多小天使的喜爱,特别是中间因为生病断更了很久,回来的时候居然还能看到熟悉的id,真的特别特别感动,再次和大家道歉,也感谢大家一直以来的支持与包容!

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刚在电视上看到贺宸的广告,丢了一个星期的猫就自己跑回来了,你敢信?

对此,广大观众有话说——

陆子羲抬抬手,发现自己没穿衣服,又摸了摸自己的身体,直到摸到头顶,发现一对毛绒绒的耳朵,这才意识到自己不是做梦,只是此时此刻又变回了人而已。

——某贺姓演员意外发现战乱时期我国丢失的重要文物。

nbsp; ……老流氓!

晏允臻穿着睡衣,胸口的扣子没有完全扣紧,上面隐隐约约还能看出他昨天受惊时挠人的痕迹。

……迷信不好。

有想找我玩耍的可以去微博或者扣扣群,门牌号都放在专栏里了ovo!

三年后,贺宸一举拿下影视圈内最具权威也是含金量最高的影帝奖项,当他手捧奖杯之时,粉丝欢呼,全网沸腾!

可他能想到的招都用上了,却还是坐拥着万千宠爱,向巨星的地位狂奔而去……

这本书到这里就全部结束了,祝大家都越来越好,下本书我们再见~

拍摄贺岁档时,演员们一人买了一张彩票,当做彩头。

写在最后面的碎碎念:

不知何时,网上流传起了一句话。

——一个星期后,热搜:电影《天降五百万》演员贺宸,购买彩票中奖五百万!

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“真可爱。”晏允臻露出玩味的神情,“还好变回来了,你挠起人来还是蛮疼的。”

贺宸:拿书的手,微微颤抖jpg

有猫耳和猫尾巴,但就是没有穿衣服的人。

说实话这也正常,有哪个小猫咪睡觉会穿衣服啊!

陆子羲忽然有了一丝不祥的预感。

然而还没有等陆子羲打开红包群手机想办法,第二天早上一睁眼,他就发现自己正躺在晏允臻身边,一切都恢复了正常。

贺宸的一生经历过太多幸运,直到一朝穿书,成了一本娱乐圈背景的耽美虐文里下场极惨的万人迷总受。

最后,还是希望大家可以收藏一下文章和专栏,这样开文的时候就不会找不到我啦!

最后再放一下锦鲤的文案,看过的小天使就可以略过了,之前屏蔽作话的小天使感兴趣的话可以看看__

晏允臻慵懒地伸手,轻轻摸了一下那对真实的猫耳,陆子羲觉得痒,耳朵忍不住一动。

贺宸:……说出来你们可能不信,我也不知道发生了什么,就这样了。

陆子羲在心里吐槽完,转身就看见了已经被他弄醒的晏允臻。

人形锦鲤贺宸一朝穿书,穿成了一本耽美虐文里的万人迷总受。

锦鲤贺宸:欲言又止,止言又欲jpg

接下来一段时间我会比较忙,为了防止断更,我会先存稿,存稿进度会在文案上实时汇报。接档文是一直在求预收的《穿成锦鲤万人迷后我成了娱乐圈清流》(幻想纯爱,沙雕甜,高冷唯物主义总裁攻x人人都爱小锦鲤受),和之前就开文了的《双相情感障碍病例报告》(现代纯爱,从校园到都市,双救赎文),因为锦鲤的预收太低了,很可能够不上第一个榜单,所以应该会先填双相的坑,收藏攒够了再开锦鲤。总之慢慢来,一个一个写,总会写完的!(佛系jpg)

“还好,不严重。”晏允臻亲了亲他的耳朵,“要是你觉得有点内疚的话……尾巴也给我看看?”

他决定从这一刻起,远离娱乐圈的是是非非,安静地糊掉。

作者有话要说:正式完结撒花!感谢大家一直以来的陪伴,希望下本书我们还可以继续一起走下去qaq!康康孩子的专栏和预收吧!

刚在网上恰烂钱喷了贺宸半小时,就立刻感冒发烧说不出话,你敢信?

——震惊,某明星拍摄真人秀时,协助警察破获一起绑架案。

原主凭借着惊人的天赋和容貌,短短几年便成为娱乐圈顶流巨星,无数男人拜倒在他的西装裤下,而他也在情爱纠缠中死于非命,下场极为凄惨。

下一秒,他就翻了个面。

拍摄武侠剧时,贺宸在剧组后山捡到一个玉器,上交国家。

拍摄真人秀时,贺宸为躲避镜头藏到角落,偶遇两个迷路小孩。

趁着剧情初期,他还只是个娱乐圈小透明,贺宸决定安分守己,糊到原文剧情结束为止,正所谓,只要我没上进心,就谁都别想注意到我!

陆子羲信以为真:“真的很严重吗?我看看?”

晏允臻解开胸前的扣子,陆子羲凑上前去,忽然感觉自己被被子罩住了。

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