这是谁老公反正不是你的(2/8)

裴、傅两人吃饱喝足转身离开,徒留齐越岿暗自神伤——裴悯脚下一点儿没收着力,他们走的时候齐越岿有心送一送,谁料刚抬屁股鸡巴就开始锥心刺骨地疼,他重重跌回去,没安慰不说,还收获傅惟敏一个嫌弃的白眼。

那厢齐越岿和庄盼吵得火热,两人棋逢对手,骂起人来嘴皮子一个比一个溜一个比一个别出心裁,唾沫都快不够用了。

自从那天酒店打完炮之后,傅惟敏就再没联系过庄盼,虽说发过去的艳照照样查收,但就是不肯回他一个字。庄盼趴在摄影棚的化妆台上闷闷地想,这都大半个月过去了,傅惟敏什么时候能想起他呢?

庄盼打开通讯录找到傅惟敏的号码,他很想打过去,哪怕不说话,听听傅惟敏的声音都好。可惜这点微末的愿望也注定不能实现。连电话号都是他在床上软磨硬泡求来的,庄盼珍惜的很,哪敢违拗傅惟敏的意思擅自联系他呢?

配文:这是谁老公?反正不是你的。

老韩一个头两个大,心说自己和齐越岿合作也不是头一次了,还没见过他发这么大火。今天是撞了鬼了,怎么一个两个都跟吃了枪药似的,一点就着?

齐越岿掏出手机,狠狠打字。一通操作后,裴悯的备注变成了——

“我不!”别人越劝庄盼越来劲,在傅惟敏那儿受的气没处撒可憋坏他了,张嘴喊道:“我不拍我就不拍我心情不好——”

对他们之间的暗流涌动,傅惟敏浑然未觉,或者说就算知道了也懒得理会——此刻他正全心全意扑在庄盼给他发来的艳照上。这一次较上次在数量和质量上都有里程碑式的飞跃:室内的户外的、吐舌头的揉奶子的、全副武装的一丝不挂的,场景之俱全花样之繁多,让傅惟敏这种阅尽名花的都不禁拍案叫绝:好一颗冉冉升起的gv界新星!

傅惟敏暗暗唾弃自己的缺德无耻,但又觉得这事儿实在怪不着他——要不是裴悯天天跟他要钱要东西,要不到就搞家庭冷暴力,手不给牵嘴不给亲,他也不至于穷成这样以致生出这么造孽的念头!

但上周的这个时候,你老公可是在我床上呢。

都怪裴悯,这死贱人!

但又想庄盼的父母就在国外,生了个绣花枕头已经是人生大憾,要是上网再看见这种污糟东西还不得气得当场过去。

齐越岿嘴角微动,扯出一个假笑:“借你吉言。”

狐媚。

庄盼化好妆,做完造型。齐越岿抗着摄影机先怼上他的脸来了几个特写,又很快拉开距离,指挥庄盼换几个动作。

晚上,傅惟敏被按在床上吃鸡吃得头昏脑涨,埋在他胯间的裴悯仰起头,艳色无双。傅惟敏色令智昏,又被哄着胡搞了一通。

天打雷劈死贱人:【爱情没有先来后到,但人应该有礼义廉耻。】

【对了,还请你以后管好自己的脚,不然我也很难保证自己的脚会落到什么地方】

【q:你以为惟敏现在喜欢你,以后就一定喜欢吗?你以为惟敏现在是你男朋友,以后就一定是吗?傅惟敏是什么德行你我都清楚,天底下男人多了去了,谁能保证他不会遇上更能讨他欢心的?今天是你,明天是他,别把自己想的太高。】

傅惟敏精疲力尽,沉沉睡去,裴悯脱掉仅剩的衣物,浑身赤裸着趴在傅惟敏怀里,露出满背暧昧抓痕,接着以一个极其诡异的姿势举起手机。

庄盼想傅惟敏想得心烦意乱,一会儿暗下决心要跟他老死不相往来一会儿又想着要不要打个电话试探一下,说不定傅惟敏只是嫌他烦吓唬他呢……庄盼心烦得要命,摆了好几个动作也没能达到齐越岿的要求,一时有些气闷,扒了身上的透视西装往地上一甩:“我不拍了!”

罪过罪过。

天打雷劈死贱人:【图片】【图片】

【q:爱情没有先来后到】

“——心情不好也不是你不配合工作的理由,”齐越岿从摄像机那边走过来,冷冷道:“你不干有的是人干,要走就走,没人逼你。”

【q:?】

“马上马上,”老韩扭头对庄盼喊道,“快点吧,早干早完工!”

经纪人向周围连连赔笑,转头训斥庄盼:“你尥什么蹶子,啊,有情绪别带到工作上来,怎么多人等着你呢,起来!”

“好,好,我这边差不多四点半就能结束,你千万记得啊……是是是,我受宠若惊呢。”齐越岿挂了电话,唇边噙着的甜蜜笑意还没彻底褪下去,笑吟吟敲了敲门,问庄盼的经纪人老韩:“可以开拍了吗?我这边准备好了。”

【至于你上面那段话,我同样奉还给你。不信邪的话,就走着瞧吧。反正我有的是时间慢慢耗。】

【我帮你挂了市一院泌尿外科的号[微笑]有空去看看吧,记得要发票回头找我报销】

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齐越岿怒极反笑。



“咔嚓——”

老韩眼见形势不好,飞奔上前强行分开两人,苦口婆心推心置腹一番好劝,双方在老韩的极力斡旋调停下勉强熄火,各憋着一肚子气继续拍摄。

齐越岿点进朋友圈的小红点,映入眼帘的第一条赫然是裴悯刚刚发布的。

背上的抓痕占据了照片的大半部分,裴悯回看镜头,笑得肆意张扬,以保卫者的姿态把傅惟敏紧紧护在怀里,只露出沉静的侧脸。

【你呢,齐先生?】

bsp; “没想到齐先生不仅摄影摄得好,做菜竟也这么好吃,”裴悯彬彬有礼一欠身,言辞恳切,“以后谁和你在一起,一定会非常幸福的。”

齐越岿恨恨评论:【真羡慕裴总,能找到这么好的老公[玫瑰][玫瑰]不过得看好了,小心被别人抢走】

天打雷劈死贱人:【在吗】

而且傅惟敏这人颇有些达则兼济天下的胸怀,觉得这等好东西只有自己欣赏属实是暴殄天物,要是放到外网,不仅能惠及世界给老外一点儿小小的中国震撼,还可以小赚一笔,岂不美哉!

“你又是哪里蹦出来的,有什么资格对着我吠?!”

齐越岿很快反应过来裴悯这是隔空宣战呢,脸色轰的一下精彩起来,当即就要找一张床照狠狠甩到裴悯脸上去,可惜傅惟敏对他们这些出轨对象向来防备,上床之前必须收缴手机。齐越岿气得鼻孔冒烟,翻遍了相册,别说床照,就是和傅惟敏的合照都没找到一张。

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