十九、醉酒男人真可恶(2/3)

老张点点头：“好主意，我也打车得了，不花那钱。”

可这烟也不是万能灵药，他越抽越迷糊，越抽越犯恶心，李鑫靠着柱子门口感觉自己快吐了，手机嗡嗡响，可能是叫的车来了，他在重影的视线里面划拉开屏幕接通电话，出乎意料，里面是熟悉的声音。

楚楠到场的时候李鑫已经吐了一轮，服务员提前给的呕吐袋排上了用场，老张已经不在了，似乎已经被接走，这会儿李鑫的手机还在嗡嗡不停，他本人靠在柱子上说着稀里糊涂的胡话，脏话居多，还有什么游戏里的黑话，楚楠往休息区看了看，看见自己小领导和另外的自己不认识的人，思虑再三，还是拿过李鑫的电话先接通了。

小徐听着他们的对话不敢吭声，心想你们这一个个有房有车的，有没有考虑过靠小电驴和公共地铁出门的人的感受啊！

“……哥也真是的。”

好在小领导不再追究，他清醒的时间很短，楚楠把人送上车，还联系了他朋友，这个流程重复了三次，到最后终于只剩下他和李鑫。

饭局刚开始一小时，李鑫本人就背后冒汗了，他觉得自己没带新人过来进行所谓的“历练”是正确的，别到时候人没锻炼成，反而把身体给害进医院了。

对面那帮人倒也不算肥头大耳，各个壮实如牛，跟李鑫一样一眼北方长相，刚开始还挺亲切，上来问老家，算不得老乡但是也算近，气氛其乐融融，谁知道酒杯一沾桌子事情就变了，就连对面最斯文的那个都大开杀戒，杀得李鑫这方是片甲不留，李鑫最开始还能跟得上，多少是身边有人给他分担火力，随着老张小徐那几个一个个不胜酒力，他反倒成了被围攻的对象，还得记得让利盈利，他觉得那个开朗假笑都要焊在自己脸上了，也不知道对方看没看出端倪……

李鑫皱着眉，看起来不太好受，身上酒味混杂着各种味道，楚楠闻到李鑫最喜欢的洗衣液的味道，也闻到一些菜香味，味道复杂，几乎让人打喷嚏。

“才不是呢。”楚楠给他顺气，“还想吐吗？”

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说真的，放平时李鑫不爱干这麻烦事，可今天在场喝倒的都是自己手下和哥们儿，还有点力气的他成了唯一善后的，他多少年没喝成这b样了，于是狠狠在心里给这酒厂记一笔，琢磨以后怎么占点便宜回来。

对方指定的本地四大酒店之一：“娘的，这么会吃是吧……”

这一桌子菜多贵啊！被喝成这样也得薅点公司羊毛吧！

也就能做到这个程度了，李鑫又有点泄气，服务员帮他打包完菜，又问需不需要帮忙，李鑫跟几个服务员合起来把几滩烂泥抬出去放在休息区，李鑫蹲在门口抽了根烟想清醒点，衣服乱糟糟的形象全无，过了一会儿才掏出手机叫车，他们拉了个小群，把家里地址和联系人都发在群里了，就是为了防止这种情况。

对方咄咄逼人和劝酒压人的气势让他觉得这是喝的最憋屈的一次酒。

“哥？你还好吗？”

李鑫眯起眼睛，看着镜子里喝大了的自己，点评了一句：“真没出息。”

研发部小领导倒得最快，因此也喝的最少，他有点神智之后就看见了楚楠，有点惊讶的问道：“小楚？你怎么来了？”

研发部那哥们儿早就不行了，坐在座位上傻笑，李鑫看着丢人让他躺后面椅子上了，老张那会儿扒拉他他还不知道什么意思，现在李鑫明白了，合着是有一个算一个，能喝多少算多少，总不能让后面还撑着的人被集中火力啊！

看着一地狼藉和面前一桌子没吃几筷子的菜，李鑫心里憋闷，大手一挥叫来服务员。

李鑫最后那点儿理智全用在合同那点儿算术题上，面前菜没吃几道，酒空了不少，也不知道什么时候结束的，李鑫被老张的手机铃声吵醒，从梦里醒过来似的，第一件事是看看合同的情况，检查了一遍没什么问题，这才拿起老张吵闹不休的手机，那是他老婆，李鑫大着舌头，觉得自己也答得颠三倒四的，也不知道老张老婆听懂没。

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这要怎么回答？楚楠想，自己在追李鑫这种事是断然说不出口的。

楚楠有点好笑，顺着他话头说：“对，对。”

“打包！”

楚楠有很多话想说，话到嘴边却也只剩这一句，埋怨也说不出口，说给醉鬼听有什么意义呢？只是李鑫从未如此安分地待在他旁边，忽视他嘴里的醉话，倒也让人想要时光暂停此刻。

好在李鑫的手机是指纹解锁，楚楠对着群聊里面的地址一个一个用自己的手机给人叫了车，然后坐到李鑫旁边，轻轻把他的头放在自己肩膀上。

楚楠不知道怎么回答，但是小领导看见了他肩头的李鑫：“他……叫你来的？奇怪了……”

还！真！是！拿！酒！当！水！喝！啊！

送其他人的过程中李鑫又吐了一回，楚楠把人弄进盥洗室，拍着李鑫的背，李鑫看着镜子发呆，露出醉汉的傻笑：“喝成这样了？”

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