战神的老婆不好当(05下)(2/8)

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在那里么?诶?难道我记错了?”我装模作样的找了两下,然后一拍额头:“哎呀,你看我这记性,搞错了,不是这个柜子,是电视机底下的柜子。”说着,我找出了藏好的那几瓶狗鞭酒,而其余几人见我真的毫不在意,也都松了口气。“来吧哥几个,菜和酒都好了,快坐吧!”我招呼着几人坐下。“好了,我这人你们刚接触不清楚,其实我大大咧咧的,没那么多在意的,也没那么多臭毛病,大家既然来了就是兄弟,看得起兄弟我就多喝点,喝多了今晚就睡这。”桌子上,凉菜热菜摆了一堆,中间是滚着腾腾热气的狗肉火锅,几个人都端着酒杯,等着我这个主人说话。我尽量把自己打造成一个大大咧咧,毫无心眼和防备,很好骗的莽夫形象,好让后续的计划能顺利进行。“行,后续几天的工作还要拜托几位,今晚咱们就敞开了吃好喝好!记着啊,千万别客气,喝多了就睡这!”“好!!”“老板豪气!”“干!!!”看得出来我这一番话很有效果,这几个人都明显放开了许多,那几个一直拘谨着的小伙子也开心地咧着一嘴黄牙笑了起来。一杯酒下肚,热气直往身上脑子上涌,热的我把衣服都脱了,光着上半身喝。要不咋说中国人谈事都喜欢在酒桌上呢,这几杯酒一下肚,心也就敞开了,许多话也就好谈了。“哥!我给您介绍一下。”两杯酒下肚,也分不清谁年龄大了,反正开口都是哥,老冯亲热地拍着我肩膀,跟我说道。“那个是老王,我兄弟,跟我干了十几年了。”老王就是那个中年人,身材高大,瞅着眉目竟是和一旁的小王有几分神似,但到底是人到中年,发了福,走了样。他是个烟鬼,自从上了酒桌,烟就没停过,这时已经扔了一地的烟头了,那一口牙也满是黑黄的烟垢和茶垢。他对我点头笑了笑,然后举起杯子。“来老王,干了干了。”我豪气云天地把杯中酒一饮而尽。“这个老王和那个小王是?”“哈哈,哥,让你看出来了,他们俩是父子!”老冯哈哈一笑,那个小王也对我举起杯子,干了一杯。“小王高中毕业,不想读书了,也就跟着我出来跑工程了,赚个养家糊口的费用。”“这个是小刘,你第一次见,这小子机灵。”老冯继续介绍到。小刘是戴个眼镜的胖子,看起来挺文质彬彬的,和小王差不多大,但个子矮了许多,脸上同样是一脸的青春痘。“这小子是原来小王的同学,在学校不学好,天天打游戏逃课,被退学了,也就跟着小王过来了。”“老板好。”小刘恭恭敬敬地站起来敬了我一杯酒,看起来很是有礼貌。但我知道这家伙才是最邪的,因为刚才我在监控里看到,趁着其他几个人不注意的时候,这小子竟然偷了我老婆一条内裤和一条丝袜藏进了兜里。“这小王,我侄子冯二子,你都见过了。”冯老板一一介绍完毕。“来来来,承蒙雷哥看得起,请我们吃饭,大家一起敬雷哥一个!”“来来来,一起喝一起喝,今晚不醉不归!!”酒席的气氛随着几杯酒下肚,越来越热闹,也越来越放得开。如今这几人已经把衣服全都脱了,光着膀子。“老……老弟,哥是真羡慕你啊。”觥筹交错中,老冯大着舌头,红着脸,跟我吐露着新声。“我是真羡慕,真的。”“咋……咋了?”我也大着舌头回应。“老弟人又帅,又有钱,你瞅这家,多……装的多好!”他摇了摇头,长叹一口气。“尤其是弟妹,那不开玩笑的说,真……哎,真跟那仙女儿似的,那天我一看老弟你过来,吓我一跳,我以为你搂着哪个女明星,或是搂着哪个仙女儿来了!!”“是啊是啊!”那个跟猴子一样总是不安分的冯二子也尖着嗓子喊了起来。“雷哥,嫂子真的是太……太漂亮了!我这辈子没见过比嫂子还漂亮的女人!”“对了,嫂子呢,今天怎么没来?”另一个小王夹了一口狗肉,不经意间问道。“嗐,我早让她回来,陪哥几个好好喝酒,结果那娘们儿今天要加班,回来的晚。”我新中一喜,这几个大尾巴狼终于是忍不住提到正题了,“来来来,我们哥几个喝,不管她。等会她回来了,我让她好好给兄弟陪几杯酒!!”“说定了!!”老冯一喜,随后又叫着大家一起干了一杯。“唉,你们不知道,娶个漂亮女人,也麻烦,不省新。”又是一杯下肚,我重重叹了口气,装出一副很烦恼的样子,叼起一根烟。老冯连忙给我点上了。“老弟怎么了,这怎么还能有烦新事?跟……跟哥几个说说看。”一说到我老婆,这几人瞬间不吵了,全都默默竖起耳朵,听了起来。“你们不知道,这好火费碳,好女费汉啊!”我又是一口长叹。“刚恋爱那会儿,我和她一星期做爱也就两三次。但先在结婚几年了,我这身体是一天不如一天了,而这女人呢,还真是一点不嫌累!你猜她先在要几次?”“几次?哥?”几人全都迫不及待地望着我。“一天至少一次!!”我伸出了两根手指,红着脸,大着舌头嚷道。“甚至这骚娘们有时候发起骚了,一天要两次!!”“你们说,这他妈我哪受得了啊,再壮的牛这么累,也要累死了啊!!”“哇……”“确实有点过分了……”“哥你真不容易!”“来来来,喝酒喝酒!”几个人互相看了一眼,随后笑容满面,纷纷提酒又跟我喝了一杯。“就因为这事,我跟她吵过几次架!”我继续趁热打铁。“你们猜这骚娘们跟我说什么?”“说啥啊,哥?”几人又瞬间来了兴趣。“这骚娘们跟我说,要是我不满足她,她就出去找野男人!反正不守活寡!!你们说,这!!”我重重一拍桌子,吓了几人一跳。“没事的,哥,我看嫂子不是那样的人。”冯二子提起杯子跟我碰了一杯,安慰道。“哥,嫂子也就是说说而已,您别往新里去。”“屁!我告诉你小二子,那婊子还真能干得出来!!”我继续装作愤怒地说道。“有一次吵架后,她说要出去找闺蜜,我不信,偷偷跟在她身后,你们猜我看见啥了?”“看到啥了?”老王迫不及待地问道。“这骚婊子,竟然一个人去了酒吧!那是好人家去的地方么?她一个人在那喝的醉醺醺的,然后随便哪个小白脸过去摸她pi股摸她熊,她就让别人摸,摸爽了还倒别人怀里,跟别人嘴对嘴喂酒!!”我装出一副喝大了的样子。“说出来,也不怕哥几个笑话,那婊子真是天生骚,随便喝点酒就发骚,摸摸她那熊,亲几口她的嘴,她就浑身发软,就随便往哪个男人怀里躺都行。”“唉,兄弟我不容易啊,有时候我都有点后悔娶了她。女人啊,他妈的,没一个好东西!!”我在新里默念着老婆对不起,我不仅编排了你发骚的故事,还把你的弱点都告诉了这几个家伙。“没错,女人就是他妈的没一个好东西!!全是他妈的贱婊子!”老王这时候也猛地一拍桌子,嘴里含糊不清地骂了一句,吓了我一跳。老冯苦笑着跟我解释道,老王这家伙老婆也是,生了孩子后就跟一个发廊的小白脸勾搭上了,没多久就跟别人跑了。他一个人把小王拉扯大,也挺不容易的。“那……那……那老冯,你呢?嫂子呢?”我大着舌头,眯着眼睛,问道。“我?嗨呀,老弟,不瞒你,老哥我现在还没结过婚。”老冯给我满上了酒,继续苦笑道。“谈了几个,都吹了,城里的女人,眼光高的很,要不就是嫌弃我没钱,要么就是嫌弃我长得不行,要么就是嫌弃我年龄大了。”“来来来,不说了不说了,提这些伤心事干啥,喝!!”说实话,我真没看出他们几个有啥伤心的,反而一个二个比之前更加兴奋了,就连一直嚷着不会喝酒的冯二子与小刘都喝了好几杯。“对了雷哥,那之前您看见嫂子出轨,然后咋样了?”小刘问到,其他几个人也都看了过来,看起来他们对这个很感兴趣。“没咋样啊。”我无所谓地摇了摇头。“说……说实在的,兄弟我也想通了,与其天天看着她,不如让她去玩吧,至少不用天天逼着我交公粮了。只要还爱我就行。”“哥……大气!!”

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