战神的老婆不好当(08)(2/8)

大了许多,竟是直接把奶罩也扯了一半下来。看的我ji巴硬的胀痛。“妈的,骚婊子,你真被他们干了?”“嘻嘻嘻,当然是……假的啦!傻老公。怎么可能!”灰灰发来个嬉皮笑脸的表情。“他还想请人家吃午饭呢,不过老娘可不想和那个臭气熏天的死肥猪呆一起,就赶紧找了个借口跑出来了。”“快点滚回来,老公中午要干死你,骚货。”“哎呀,人家怕怕~”妈的,骚货。我恨恨地骂道。然后看看四周没人,揉了揉我涨的发痛的ji巴。同时站起身,准备让小华帮我打卡,我先回家准备。本以为这事就这么过去了,却没想到还有后续。而且这后续的发展超出我的预料。在开完家长会的两天后,那天我和灰灰正坐在沙发上看电视呢,她手机突然响了,她拿起来一看,奇怪地“咦”了一声,然后递到我的面前。“你看,是利利。”没错,是利利发来的消息,他还是那副胆小拘谨的样子,只是问了一句:“姑姑,你在吗?我有点事不敢和我爸爸说……”“你说会是什么事呢?”灰灰疑惑地问我。“谁知道了,你问问不就得了!”我无语地说道。于是,我老婆就和利利聊了起来,然后聊得好像不过瘾,她又看了我一眼,然后打开了视频,走到了阳台上,开始和利利视频起来。过了一会儿她走了回来,一pi股坐在我身边,气冲冲地说道:“妈的,气死老娘了!利利在学校被欺负了!!”“啥?被欺负了?”我愣了一下,没想到是这事。“详细说说,咋回事?”“他们班有一帮坏小子,仗着家里有点钱有点权,不学好,就喜欢欺负同班同学,老师也不敢咋管。听说其中一个家长还是教育局的。”灰灰气愤地说道。“这不利利就被他们盯上了么,你想利利那样子,多好欺负,也不懂得还击,也不敢告诉父母,就这么被他们欺负了一个学期了!”“咋欺负他的啊?”“小的事什么让他帮写作业啊跑腿啊之类的咱就不说了,就说利利每周都必须要交给这帮小畜生一百元保护费,不给就是打,轻则打耳光,几个人轮流扇他,重则拉到厕所里脱光了,让他在那里呆一节课不许出来!就因为这,利利的课程都落下了好多!!他哪还有新思学习啊!”“而且平时没事就朝他身上砸书本,一不顺从就几个人扇耳光,吐口水,踹他。还诬陷他看着女同学打飞机,偷女同学东西之类的,弄得全班人都嘲笑他,利利这孩子都快活不下去了!!”“什么?有这种事??”我一听就火了,一拍沙发就站了起来。“他妈的小兔崽子,这么欺负利利,这孩子咋不和爸妈说啊?”“利利懂事啊,怕他爸妈知道了着急上火,也怕他爸知道了再做出啥不理智的事情来,到时候一家人都完了。而且他们也警告利利不许告诉家长,不然就弄死他。”“他妈的,没有王法了!”我气的是咬牙切齿,没想到网上看到那么多校园霸凌的,这事竟然会发生在我身边,还是那个懂事听话的孩子利利。“行了老婆,这事你别管了,我去教教这几个小比崽子做人。”“不行!”谁知我老婆却猛然说道,她连连摇头,把我拉回了沙发上。“不行不行,我知道你要干啥,你是不是想揍那几个小畜生?”“你咋知道的?”我愤愤不平地说道。“你老公多少年没动手了,这回必须动手为社会除害!”“我就知道,你给我坐好!就知道动手打人!”灰灰狠狠拍了我一下。“你有没有想过,你把那几个小畜生打伤了怎么办??他们可都是未成年人,赔钱还是小事,估计你肯定要进局子。”“而且打狠了,你进局子。打轻了,他们不怕,回去变本加厉地欺负利利,到时候利利可真想不开,我跟你没完!”“那不打也行,我知道这些小比崽子怕什么。”我恶狠狠地说道。“我找几个道上混的朋友去吓吓他们,这帮小崽子都是欺软怕硬的,吓一吓就好了。”“行了吧你!还找道上的朋友,告诉你少和那些不三不四的人来往。万一他们报警呢?行了行了,这事你别管。”灰灰说道,“而且本来利利就让我千万别告诉你,也别告诉他爸妈,就是怕你们一不冷静,做出什么事来。”“那你准备怎么办?”我好奇地问道。“难道老婆大人有办法了?”“当然,你老婆这么多年江湖也不是白混的,哼,收拾几个毛都没长齐的小屁孩还是绰绰有余的。”灰灰高傲地说道。“别小看了你老婆,以为你老婆啥都不行。这事你别管了,交给你老婆就行了。”“不行,交给你我还是不放新。”我想了想,摇了摇头。“不行不行,你没啥对付这种乱七八糟的人的经验,我有经验些。不能让你去,万一你再弄巧成拙了,我跟你说对这帮小畜生可不能用对待普通小孩子对待它们……”谁知不说还好,一说反而起了反效果,我老婆以为我看不起她,反而更加激起了她好胜的本性。也难怪,她一直觉得“谁说女子不如男”,在学校时就一直成绩第一,工作后也是办公室里能力最强,晋升最快的,从来都不服输。“行,你看不起我是吧,觉得你老婆没用,连几个小破孩都解决不了?那行。”我老婆的脸迅速冷了下来,她面无表情地看着电视,平静地说道。“那行,你去吧。我不管了。”“哎呀,老婆,我没有看不起你的意思,我是说……”一看我老婆真生气了,我舔着脸笑着凑了过去,想要把她抱在怀里。随之却被她狠狠地打开了手,看也不看我一眼。“你不就是这个意思么?”她冷冷地说道。“我没用,只会吃喝玩乐就行了。”“哎呀,没有,我不是这个意思,老婆大人,我真不是这个意思,我说错话了还不行嘛!”我连连道歉,“我让你去还不成嘛!这事老公不管了!主要老公是怕老婆吃亏,先在老公保证不管这事了好不好,全权交给老婆大人处理!!”“这还差不多。哼。”灰灰终于露出一丝笑容。她一下子从不可靠近的冰山女神变成了小女生,亲昵地靠了过来,猛地亲了我一口。“谢谢老公信任,保证不让老公失望!”本来这事就这么平淡的过去了的,第二天我就忘得差不多了。没想到却再起波澜。周末的早上,我老婆早早就起床了,开始化妆打扮,今天她扎起了马尾,穿了一条修身牛仔裤,上身是一件紧身短袖搭配小西装,看起来充满了活力气息。我正在床上睡懒觉呢,被洗手间的动静吵醒了,于是迷迷糊糊地问道。发··新··地··址“老婆……这一大早的你干啥啊,不睡懒觉……”“今天是周末,约好了要去帮利利处理他的事,我要去学校一趟。”她一边扎马尾一边说道。“老公你再睡一会吧,我等会回来了给你带午饭。”“哦……”“走啦老公。”她欢快地扑到我身上,猛地亲了我一口。“嗯……”我睡眼惺忪,应了一声便再次睡了过去。然而没想到,她这一走便是杳无音信,我一觉睡醒,已经下午了,然而她还没回来,手机也没一条消息。我赶紧给老婆发了一条消息过去,问她在哪,怎么还没回来。她没有回我。我又给她发了一条,还是没有回我。我心急如焚,害怕她出了什么事,于是不停开始给她打语音,终于,过了十几分钟后,她终于接通了我的语音。“老公……啊~”镜头很奇怪,只能看到她的半张脸,而且还不断摇晃。她刚一说话,便赶紧低下头捂住了嘴,但我还是听到了那一声不自然的叫声。“老婆,你怎么了?你这是在哪?”我赶忙问道。“我……没……呜……没事……”镜头里,我老婆俏脸通红,但是因为晃动剧烈,而且凑得很近,所以看的不清楚。她的声音微微颤抖,似乎在强忍着什么。“我在……我在跑步,

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