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不放心的再往螃蟹钳一看,发现那双眼睛已经闭上了。

虽然是尸体,但同是怪物,没什么好讲究的。

电话拨通,“喂,警察吗?”

邻居拧笑,“我吃了你就不用赔了。”

拽着拽停住,这饱腹感和味道,简直和平时的螃蟹味道一模一样,真是鲜嫩甜口。

毕竟怪物嘛,再怎么变化还是怪物,没差了。

“金元宝?”

现在有个难题摆在眼前,那就是邻居的尸体怎么处理,放在家里不是个事,会腐烂会臭掉。

陆子棠躲闪,跳到桌子上,用触手掏一掏耳朵,“大婶,我是颜控,你用这幅模样撒娇对我来说可不管用!”

为了验证是不是金元宝,他放嘴里用力一咬,却没想到,金元宝入口即化,瞬间不见了。

陆子棠,“好的,谢谢。”

陆子棠这下放心了,一番折腾下来他累了,如释重负的一屁股坐地上,就这么和螃蟹怪的尸体坐一起。

触手不受控制的颤抖,迅速往螃蟹怪身上钻,环绕几圈死死缠住,开始吸食起来。

陆子棠看见这一幕,感到诧异。

不到一会的功夫,他的身体发生了改变,从全身镜中可以看见,少年触手上布满的血管在发光,金色流光溢转,它们在以极快的速度流动着,一直蔓延到脖子血管脸部,鹅卵石般光秃的脑袋,没有五官的脸庞平整光滑,加上一双触手,看上去有种怪异的美感。

但意识到大概率不是金元宝,他有点小失落,从另一个角度想,他猜测肯定是好东西,果不其然,是跟巧克力一样的好东西!

警察语气变散漫了,“哦,是什么样的尸体?”

陆子棠触手勾住天花板,稍微使力往阳台那一荡,双脚稳稳的落到阳台上。

起初以为是金元宝还有点高兴,毕竟可以换钱,换成钱可以买很多好吃的。

目前只有一个办法,那就是先报警。

螃蟹怪的尸体一点点的漂浮出金色的光点,无数的光点从尸体每个角落飞来,汇集在一起最后凝结成了一块金元宝模样的东西。

吃饱了,他摸着肚子打饱嗝,一脸满足,“真好吃啊,好久没吃那么饱了。”

通话结束,警察已经汗毛直立,擦一擦落了灰的号码,他从业五年,没想到有生之年还有机会联系联邦局的工作人员。

他用触手勾住邻居的脖子把人拖过来,再一点点收紧,最后用力往右边一扭,卡擦一声,邻居脖子断掉彻底没气,死得不能再死。

陆子棠,“是这样的,我家里刚死了个螃蟹怪,尸体躺我家阳台上,不知道该怎么处理。”

他愣了愣神,心中立刻美了,金元宝甜滋滋的味道在口中炸开,吃起来像巧克力,嘿嘿,真好吃!还想吃!就是太少了!

但这回邻居扑过来,陆子棠没有再躲避,直接采取攻击。

搬出野外丢了也不现实,因为现在是信息化时代,随处可见的监控,家人发现人不见了检查监控肯定会怀疑到他头上,他不能坐以待毙。

警察原来懒散的靠着椅子,听了这话立刻板正身形,脸色骤变,语气严峻,“好的这位小伙子,你在原地等候,千万不要触碰尸体,我们立刻安排相关人员过去处理。”

“我这是又变异了?”陆子棠诧异,好奇的抚摸自己的手,脸,脑袋,“没有五官看上去未免太炫酷了吧,而且浑身发着光,我以后就是会发光的少年了,奥特曼也没那么炫酷吧,感觉真不错。”

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陆子棠气定神闲,“大婶,我把自己给你吃了,那我还要不要活。”

邻居这回是蟒足劲扑上去,结果不但扑了个空,还一头撞到桌子上,桌子四分五裂,发出巨响。

一脸狰狞,“既然你成了怪物,那就应该给我吃,你给我吃,你给我吃,你给我吃!”

今晚的运气简直不要太好!

邻居,“我不管,我不管,我不管,啊啊啊啊!!!我好饿!我好饿!你必须给我吃!”邻居不听劝,十分抓狂的扑向陆子棠。

速度太快陆子棠都没反应过来,意识到它想做什么,连忙阻止,“不行不行,这玩意可不兴吃。”

随着熟悉的饱腹感闯入身体,陆子棠放弃挣扎了,任由触手继续摄入螃蟹怪的能量。

陆子棠心想这螃蟹怪真够无耻的。

是的,陆子棠很快就安然的接受自己的外貌。

邻居打架没有技巧,更没有使用螃蟹钳,总是生猛的扑向对手,显然是刚变异不久不擅长使用技能。

警察语速极快,极专业,“你好,这里是东海市公安局分局,我是103警员,请问有什么需要帮助吗?”

陆子棠见状,眉头一皱,“大婶,桌子坏了要原价赔偿。”

邻居见每次都抓不到陆子棠,顿时气急败坏,又一次猛然扑过去。

陆子棠觉得今晚是个好日子,送上门的螃蟹肉饱餐了一顿不说,还额外赠送惊喜巧克力甜点。

捡起金元宝,仔细打量。

陆子棠知道警察不信,于是拍几张照片发过去,“长这个样子,能看清吧?”

“这玩意能换钱吗?是真的金元宝吗?但是是从螃蟹怪身上出来的,极大可能不是我想象中的金元宝。”

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