06、姬春秋的米虫生活(2/3)

“嗯哼,知道了。”

朱豕眨眨眼,突然明白了什么,说道:“我最近看到有一些很可爱的种田游戏,还有打怪兽的,有一些是闯关的,要不我都买来给小秋试试?”

“吃饱了,去给我烧热水,我要洗澡!还有,我的毛巾要新的,换洗的衣服也要新的!”

“最后的最后!”姬春秋斜了一眼朱豕,用手指着朱豕的鼻子,命令道:“这个房间给我睡了,你以后没我的允许,不许进来!”

“我知道了,最新款的是吗?没问题,正好我认识地下商场里卖游戏机的人,除了游戏机,游戏卡带的话,小秋要玩什么呢?”

“我,我这不是逗你玩吗!你怎么还真的生气了呀!”

“不行,不行就算了!我也不是很想玩!”

自从确定姬春秋暂时不会走之后,朱豕整个人都放松下来,领着姬春秋参观了一下自己的家,四室两厅的亮堂平层酸得姬春秋小脸都皱巴在一起了。而且,这个猪头也太幸运了吧,自己有大平层就算了,为什么还有一家超市啊,天晓得他做梦都想拥有一家自己的小超市。

朱豕忸怩的害羞姿态愈是明显,甚至学着从前未出阁的小女儿家的姿态,捏着自己的围裙扭了扭腰。这下把姬春秋吓得直接跳了起来,扑到朱豕的身上又是一顿乱咬。

姬春秋摸着下巴想了想,思绪一下子就飞到上学的时候,班上最有钱的男生拿着新买的游戏机在班上炫耀。每个人的眼睛里闪着光,想要摸一摸游戏机的手柄,他也不例外。

“小秋你看看你还有什么东西要吗?”

朱豕的家离cbd不远,买来这些东西简直轻而易举。生活用品没个新鲜也就那样,姬春秋拿在手上摸了几下,捣鼓了一下电动牙刷就没了兴趣。只有心心念念的游戏机才能够让姬春秋两眼放光。

姬春秋是不知道朱豕的脑子在想些什么哦,但是看见眼前古井无波的猪头突然一下子变得通红,他就感觉对方没在脑补什么正常东西!

姬春秋嘟着嘴巴,瞅了朱豕一眼,犹豫地说出了自己的要求:“我想要最新款的那个游戏机……”

收拾完朱豕,留下一个涕泗横流的猪头在那儿独自感伤。别的不说,看起来确实有些惨,宽大的耳朵上密密麻麻的全是姬春秋的牙印,疼倒是不是很疼,但是小猫要人都咬得痒痒的呢!姬春秋虽然没下死手,但也让朱豕的耳朵光荣负伤了。鼻子也更惨,长长的猪鼻子目标又大又明显,姬春秋细长的手指一戳一个准。黑豆一样的小眼睛也在这场混战中被误伤了,害得朱豕流了好几滴生理性眼泪。

“游戏卡带?”

“最新款的吗?”

“到时候看你表现吧!”姬春秋又骄傲得像一只小猫了。

朱豕长这么大,为自己的名字衍生出来的各种谐音操心不已,对此解释的话术也是一套又一套。他虽然是个不善言辞的男人,但是每次讲到自己的名字的时候,总是有很多话要说。好在他有着极其强壮的体格,所以周围的人也不敢因为他的名字取笑他。不过骤然听见另外一种解释,还有点小可爱,还是姬春秋想出来的。朱豕一下子脸就变得通红。

姬春秋坐回位置,三下五除二地把碗里的粥喝完了。抱胸看向朱豕,抬了抬精致的小下巴,示意朱豕赶紧给他吃小蛋糕。刚被收拾完的朱豕委屈巴巴地给自己这位他自认为的暴力小妻子送上蛋糕,结果看都不让看一眼蛋糕,被对方赶在一旁坐好,呼吸声也不能太大,不能吵到姬春秋吃蛋糕。

“之前是我爸妈的,现在是我睡,当然了,小秋想住那就小秋住吧。”

“不是不是,哎哟,别揪耳朵嘛!我知道了,小秋要的东西我都会买来的!除了这些,还有没有别的呢?”

“情、情趣内衣?!”

“随你便吧,你看着买就是了。反正我都玩过了。”

“那我睡的房间是谁的啊?”

人了,名字叫‘猪猪’,还搞叠词,真是恶心!”

“耳朵啊!耳朵要掉了啊!小秋,小秋我错了,别咬人家耳朵嘛!”

“我要电动牙刷,还要进口的牙膏,不要薄荷味的,我不喜欢嘴巴里面凉凉的感觉!还有,我的衣服都要那种很软很软的布料,不许给我买情趣内衣穿!”

“可、可是,不是小秋主动喊我猪猪的吗?”

他拿在手里,兴奋地拆了包装,就连朱豕挨着他坐都没有说什么。朱豕觉得受宠若

“少来!戳你鼻孔!看你还敢不敢恶心我!哼!”

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之前失败的经历让他总结了经验教训,猪头是不能直接啃的,太硬了,结果对方的血条还没掉呢,先把他自己给累死了!牙根都要酸了,那厚厚的猪头脑门上连个浅浅的牙印都留不下来,你说这事气人不气人!还是咬耳朵好,耳朵又薄神经又很丰富,轻轻一咬就疼得朱豕哭爹喊娘的。

“你个猪脑子,到底听没听我说话!感情我说了这么多,你就只知道一个情趣内衣是吧?!”

朱豕福至心灵,顺势说道:“那到时候小秋可以教我玩吗?我都没怎么玩过呢!”

“哼,算你上道!”

“啊啊啊,鼻子,我的鼻子!眼睛,眼睛也要瞎了啊!”

姬春秋捏了吧衣角,低着头,看着脚上穿着的朱豕的拖鞋,拖鞋很大,他一不小心就会摔跤,但是拖鞋很软,踩着特别舒服,只要走得小心一点,就是一双不错的拖鞋。

不过班上的人都坏得很,那个男生尤其如此,体育课的时候特别把姬春秋堵在换衣室,拿着游戏机说什么姬春秋帮他口交一下,就把游戏机给他玩一次。气得姬春秋直接给了那个男生一巴掌,推开赶紧跑里。什么东西嘛,口交一次只让自己玩一次,谁知道这个一次是几分钟呢!才不要上当呢!

“喂!你不要一个人在那里想一些奇怪的东西然后脸红哦!很恶心的好不好?”

就这样,姬春秋反客为主,把朱豕赶去了窄小的客房睡觉,自己霸占了朱豕的大房间,无可奈何但也心安理得地在这住了下来。

“诶?”

“你还敢不敢再犯贱了!”

“嘿嘿!哦这边是客厅,电视都是可以联网的,小秋要是想看电影的话可以直接看。然后浴室在这边,我给你准备好了新的毛巾,都洗过的,你放心用。”

“这之前是我读书时候的房间,后来我妈我爸都在乡下住了,这里就被我当成书房了。”

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