4投其所好(2/3)

效果不太显着,杨戬一副看破一切的模样,无奈地看着面前几乎要与他脸贴脸的捣蛋鬼。

杨戬收敛心绪,以一种古怪的眼神看着她,睁眼说瞎话道:“你这些年日日指着我的神像痛骂,我深知你乃刚正不阿之士,定会恪尽职守,毫不懈怠。”

李壮有些尴尬地沉默了片刻,“不好意思啊,但是二十三了,还需要人照顾吗……”

“贴身照顾我外甥。”

思绪回笼,李壮一想到她误会了杨戬和沉香的关系就恨不得抽自己两巴掌,但杨戬此举龌龊是板上钉钉的,没冤枉他。

杨戬将他

李壮的灵魂还没从那笔丰厚的报酬中抽出,她站在原地冥思苦想,不住地摩挲下巴,“一月斗金,真是舍得啊,这到底是他外甥还是亲儿子?别是他在外面的私生子,让三圣母给他背锅啊,太惨了太惨了……”突然,她又察觉到一丝不对劲,“记下他的一言一行,每隔三日还要上报……我的娘!这哪是照顾,这是监视啊!莫非那既不是他外甥也不是他儿子,而是他的……小情人?!!!儿豁,老不死的玩儿得挺花,一把年纪了也不知道收敛收敛。”

与此同时,舅甥二人走到了攻玉轩外的假山旁,沉香却神出鬼没,转眼没了踪影,荷花池穿过嶙峋山体,抚摸犬牙交错的石岸,映射出璀璨日光,拍得水声泠泠。

李壮这下子是完全醒酒了,她惊恐地瞪大了双眼,忙不迭给杨戬作揖行礼,旋即搬来椅子请他就坐,谄媚道:“是二爷啊!您怎么有空大驾光临啊,妹妹我当真是受宠若惊诚惶诚恐!您快坐,我去给您倒杯茶!”完了完了死定了,这老东西不会听到我骂他了吧?

“多少?!!!”李壮失控喊叫,这简直是“一波未平一波又起”,险些双腿一软朝他跪下,末了,她强装镇定,正色道:“二爷,依我看,这件事只有我能办得好,您就放心把小公子交给我吧,他一天打几个嗝我都记下来!保证让您满意!”

“是,您请放一百二十个心,奴婢何时靠……不靠谱过。”李壮假笑道。

杨戬白了她一眼:“我倒是小看了你贪财的水平。”

杨戬无言以对:“我外甥已然二十有三,换什么溲布!”

李壮微微颔首,道:“好了,都跟我走吧,明日休息,真君说有事便可告假,不要怯于开口,也不要弄虚作假。”

那感情好啊!李壮来了兴致,道:“什么事啊?二爷您尽管吩咐,妹妹别的不行,就是喜欢为您办事!”

“做得好自然不会亏待你,你便打理好此庙,过两日上天见我。”撂下一句话,他便化作紫光消失得无影无踪。

待人走远,李壮转身面对众侍女侍官,严肃道:“诸位都听好了,真君器重你们,才将打理园子的事务交付给你们,又予以十倍月钱,可见他的重视程度。望你们尽心尽力,不要想着偷鸡摸狗、偷懒耍滑,园子虽是小公子住着,但账务、内务等诸多繁琐事宜皆由真君亲自打理,他的脾气你们是知道的,无需我过多提醒。只一点,别给小公子找不痛快,就是不给你们自己找麻烦。”

“是是是!”李壮不住称是,“但是二爷,如此艰巨的任务,您怎么偏偏想到我了呢?”

杨戬:“……”

“不必了。”杨戬淡道:“我此行是有要事请你去办。”

“沉香?”杨戬装作寻觅他身影的样子,墨扇轻摇,语气急切动作却气定神闲。

“是。”齐整的一片应声。

待周遭恢复平静时,一黑衣男子悄无声息地出现,李壮看清他真容,酒瞬间醒了大半,但见来人道貌岸然鹰狼相,仪表堂堂天神貌,一双眼内弯如钩外飞似虹,一对肩魁梧如山宽阔似江,正当是个先天真炁难造成,三十六界降天尊。

杨戬走前吩咐李壮道:“安顿好他们。”

到最后,她凝视了庙中这庄严肃穆的神像足足半个时辰,憋出一句:“死变态。”

“什么?!三圣母有娃子了?!”李壮尚未从震惊中缓过来,就又意识到了个可怕的事实,“还要我去给他当奶娘?!我不会喂奶,也不会换溲布1啊!”好啊,我不仅给你当牛做马,现在又要给你外甥当牛做马,你们杨家人简直是剥削界的顶梁柱啊!

畅淋漓,尔后庙里忽然狂风大作,那尊二郎神石像剧烈震动,倏地天旋地转,日月颠倒,飞沙走石,神像三目登时金光阵阵,冲散迷雾。

李壮猛地被自己的口水呛了嗓,憋得脖颈夹耳根通红一片,她搜肠刮肚也找不出正当理由解释,但杨戬也没为难她,反倒说:“一月给你斗金之数。”

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“只是……这个……倘若我干得好的话,能加钱吗?”好一个图穷匕首见。

俄尔,她仿佛意识到了什么,赶忙闭嘴,又给他上了柱香,口中念叨着:“二爷,这些都是我信口胡说的,从前也都是酒后胡言,您大人有大量,千万别放在心上!妹妹以后再也不骂您了!”

杨戬既不点头也不摇头,冷硬的壳子像是遇到火一般,柔软又脆弱,垂下的眼睑遮挡住无限蔓延的愧疚,他并不表态,只是道:“你将事办好即可,不要过问太多。”

李壮表面阿谀奉承,心里却忍不住脾气,暗道杨戬有毛病,她从山大王沦为一个臭打工的已经够惨了,生死看淡就算了,钱也看淡那她就真别活了,出门在外干什么不需要钱?你不爱钱,那你把你的万贯家财都送给我,再滚下你的鸟位让我坐两天!站着说话不腰疼,我呸!

“好啊好啊!”

杨戬揽过沉香的肩膀,笑说:“不说其他了,舅舅带你逛逛园子,可好?”

“你只需要将他的一言一行记录在册,每隔三日呈交到我手上即可,其中包括他哪些菜多进了些,哪些菜他不爱吃,喜欢哪些物件却不好意思开口,以及每日的补品,我不得空时便由你盯着,一定要亲眼看他吃下,至于旁的,我往后会一件件嘱咐你。”

“啊!”一个头上插满花草树枝的人突然大叫一声从假山后跳出来,朝杨戬张牙舞爪。

李壮神情严肃起来:“小公子……身体不太好啊?”

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