第37章:直播(2/2)

他这么想着的同时,手上的动作倒也没有停下,只是除了挥动铲子的动作有些僵硬,速度比起叶铭也是慢了不少。

所以在她看来,叶铭和闻奚能轻轻松松干完那些活,那为什么不能再干完了后再来帮一下自己?

只是,原本在他的设想里,叶铭本应该最多和其他人一样在地里刨刨土罢了,对于这个他觉得应该问题不大,可等到了目的地看清对方在干嘛后,他整个人都惊呆了。

掉的化妆品滑腻腻的附着在皮肤上,让他险些一口气没提上来。

nbsp; 于是,当闻奚跟随村长来到村子后山时,就见不远处的地里出现了极其滑稽的一幕。

只见之前还堆着不少牛粪的牛圈,此时已经完全被清理干净,至于做着最脏最累的活的两人,已经背靠背坐在一颗大槐树下乘凉小憩。

“许天恩,你这到底是化了多重的妆?”好不容易平复下心绪,严婷婷满脸嫌弃的看向整张脸花成癞皮狗的男人,翻了个白眼径直朝大槐树下的两人走去。

“我们都是一个小队的,哪能只想着占你的便宜。”

原本先前还在车上拽得二五八万的许天恩,此时正和几个小弟戴着早已看不清颜色的手套,正咬牙切齿地一下下拔着收割完的菜籽杆。

如果换做平时他早已经爆粗口,奈何身边还有严婷婷在,为了不让自己在她面前出丑只能强自压下所有不快。

作为一个从小到大都是人群中焦点的存在,她的家世样貌无疑不出众,身边所有男男女女都围着她转,别说像今天这样干苦力了,在来到这个破地方之前,连一本书掉在地上都有人抢着帮她捡。

不多时,从村长那里打听到叶铭所在位置后他就快步赶了过去,毕竟都说了在这都要靠自己争取,现在这个时候如果还是靠对方投喂的话,先不说他自己会不会别扭,估计网友都能喷死他。

远处,正艰难挥动锄头翻地的严婷婷,一张小脸涨的通红,期间额角还有不少汗珠滑落至下颌,原本搭理得时尚漂亮的发型已经不成样子,甚至还有几缕发丝被汗水沾在了脸颊的脖颈上,那摸样简直别提有多狼狈。

见她走远,许天恩像是才反应过来对方说了什么,他怔怔地抬手抹了把脸一看,只见手掌上各种颜色融合在一起,化

几人的举止神态皆被摄影师一丝不漏地拍了进去,通过摄像头传到全国观众的眼中,引得一众人在弹幕上各种玩梗。当然了,这些作为嘉宾的几人自是不知道,此时的严婷婷已经气鼓鼓来到闻奚近前。

将这一幕收入眼中的闻奚很不给面子的笑出了声,但好在他还知道这是在直播,不能太放飞自我,所以赶忙朝村长询问叶铭在哪。

竟然在挑粪

于是当人刚巧走到近前,他就及时地伸出手臂止住青年的靠近,“我身上臭烘烘的,你先别过来,在那好好待着就成。”

见人一边说着一边动作娴熟地挥动着铲子把牛粪铲进竹筐里,叶铭觉得有些逗趣的同时,眼里更是多了几分疑惑。

对此,将他这一系列行为看在眼里的某位大佬只敛眸笑笑,旋即继续干着自己饿工作。

大佬竟然在挑粪。

她越想心里越不平,转头就要去找一直跟在身边的许天恩,猝不及防就看见对方盯着汗津津的头发,以及那张黑白红交加的脸,当即瞳孔一缩,小手不断拍打胸口,差点以为自己大白天见了鬼。

是了,闻奚属实不能明白,叶铭作为一个大佬,怎么做这种铲屎的活会这么顺手。

听他这么说,闻奚一脸不悦地扒拉下他手臂,直接就那么走到他跟前就要拿起一旁铲牛粪的铲子。

他不记得,在原文中对方又做过相关的兼职啊,难道是原文中没有提及过?

这么想着的同时,从干活到现在一直没有抱怨的严婷婷终于忍不住了,她丢下锄头扶着自己酸胀麻痹的腰直起身,另一手不顾形象的在额头抹了一把,余光不经意间瞄到不远处的两人后,险些没咬碎一口银牙。

“噗呲——”

脑子里被这段话彻底刷屏的闻奚,只愣怔了一会便立刻反应过来大步走了过去。

叶铭如今的五感惊人,哪里会察觉不到有人过来。

闻奚先是伸手揉了揉眼睛,待确定对方确实是在挑牛粪时,直接就呆立当场。

严婷婷看看衣着整洁面上不显半分狼狈的二人,又低头看看自己被汗水浸湿贴在身上的衣服,一股没由来的怒火直冲心头。

两人本就没有真的睡着,更何况叶铭早就将自己的神识把周围覆盖了,因此自然是知道有人过来,来的人又是谁。

在挑粪

挑粪……

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而不仅是她,先前还人模狗样在一旁为了博得女神好感,故作淡然地在地里拔草的徐天恩,随着天空中的烈日愈发炽热,他稍长的发丝在汗水浸湿塌在额头上,原本让专业团队给他打造的伪素颜妆容也因此彻底脱妆,脸上黑一块白一块红一块,就像是刚从水里捞起的癞皮狗滑稽可笑。

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