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看李承泽没懂,范团儿竟然人模人样的叹了口气,在旁边又卖力地用爪子蘸水写了起来,这次写了一个大大的“我”字。

“现在怎么办……”李承泽头疼。

看来什么格林童话的套路行不通……不对,青蛙王子里好像是公主亲的青蛙?李承泽狐疑地望向一脸疲惫的哈士奇,大起大落折腾了一天别说狗了,人都要累坏了,李承泽此时也是哈欠连天。

后续李承泽又搜索一堆“如何灵魂互换”的奇怪关键词,搜到一堆不知道是还是疯子的奇怪招式,和范团儿陆续试了几个……

范团儿拿爪子指指“我”字,又指指“f”和“x”,又指了指自己的狗头。

于是李承泽订了最近一班能带宠物的飞机,和范团儿一起飞去范闲出差的a市,起飞的时候天已经黑透了,落地已经是深夜,等赶到范闲酒店并骗过前台获取房卡已经是后半夜了。

范团儿写字:hotel

李承泽:?!

“滴——”李承泽刷开房门。

只见范团儿盯着地上那片儿口水,露出一种恍然大悟的神情,抬了抬狗爪子,又若有所思的放下了,缓缓走到了自己的水盆前面。范团儿拿爪子蘸了水,笨拙地在地上写了两个大字母:f和x。

怎么着?不止做完绝育的下半身重振雄风,被称为狗中三傻的哈士奇也占领智商高地了?这是要学习数学?

范闲叫苦不迭,作为公司高层他其实只需要看个大概,前几天他已经基本确认了这个项目的验收没有问题,此时他只想赶紧参观完,回酒店睡觉。

范团儿:“嗷呜……”

范团儿脑子里的范闲,看着眼前自己的脸,感觉奇怪极了,这个世界上有谁会和自己接吻吗……算了,反正我现在只是一只狗……

李承泽在搜索框敲下“老公突然变成狗了怎么办”,搜出来不是狗血就是搞笑段子,他觉得自己一定是疯了。

虽然他不想承认什么公主,但还是抱着范团儿的狗头吧唧来了一口。很好,依然无事发生。

出差第四天的下午,一行人来建好的博物馆里参观,范闲看着走马观花的看着文物,连续加班好几周的他也是身心俱疲,带队的文物专家还激情四射地一个个介绍,还总是神神秘秘地加入一些自己的奇怪见解。

李承泽也不遑多让,午觉本身就没睡成,这一通折腾,如今瘫在床上,身边还有一贯安心的体温和呼吸在,简直仿佛催眠术一般。

“……”

“汪。”

灵魂交换肯定是需要触发的,就先从最能想到的方式来。

李承泽回头看了看范团儿,它此时愈发地像个人了,可能也是逐渐熟悉了狗的躯体,它的表情、神态、动作甚至气质都逐渐表露出来,透露着一股范闲的味道……

范闲的公司拿了标,为这个项目前前后后忙了几个月,这次来当地出差算是项目收尾,和当地政府交流一下,顺便验收效果。

范闲此次出差是一个地方政府项目。

形影单只睡了几天的李承泽,如今重新躺在范闲的旁边,身边是熟悉的味道和有力地心跳声,竟没来由地放松和舒心,不知不觉间也睡着了,睡着后还在习惯性地往范闲怀里钻。

范闲看起来就是睡着了。

李承泽只觉得蹊跷极了,范闲即便工作再忙,也会两三个小时回一次他的消息,很少有这种半天了还不见人影的情况。而眼前这只哈士奇的眼神,好像和平时不太一样,是最近没怎么自慰的原因吗?一把年纪了,李承泽竟然被狗看得有种隐隐地的羞耻感。

“一定有什么……要不你亲一下你自己?”李承泽跟范团儿说,手指着床上的范闲。

李承泽一把抱住了范团儿的头,“哈?!你是范闲?!”

a市是一个三线小城市,近期挖地铁挖到一个颇具规模的古墓,其中文物数量不少,状态也不错。于是a市政府和旅游局想基于这个发现,建立当地的主题博物馆和一系列文旅工程,借着传统文化的营销,吸引文物爱好者和游客来刺激当地消费。

李承泽:“你怎么变成狗了?!不是,那你人呢?!”

而此时真的范闲已然在地板上,已经毫无狗样的睡得四仰八叉。

范团儿眼睛已经开始打架,虽然是范闲的灵魂,但依然是哈士奇的肉体,这个点儿早就困升天了,趴在地板上已然快要昏睡过去。

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狗脑子仿佛智商突飞猛进似的,见着镜头还知道躲,可惜还是被李承泽抓拍到了,它下面挺挺直立地小鸡鸡。

李承泽歪头:?

范团儿把自己毛茸茸的鼻子往范闲嘴唇上贴了贴,无事发生。又舔了一舔,毫无动静。

只见范闲安详地躺在酒店的大床上,李承泽一个健步上前探了探鼻息,又听了听心跳,才长舒一口气,放下心来。

专家推了推眼镜,滔滔不绝道:“这个文物,虽然目前没有完全的定论,但他大概率是一个宗教用品。

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