欧皇体质(2/2)

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啊啊啊是隐藏!!!隐藏!!!”郑轩突发恶疾。“鬼叫什么啊,声音这么大。”宋晓揉了揉耳朵。“隐藏!!是隐藏!!你懂不懂啊,我玩盲盒这么久就只开过一个隐藏!!”“运气真好,真的是隐藏。”喻文州拿过盒子看了下。“啧啧,玄不改非,氪不改命啊郑轩。”黄少天说。“我不信,我不信。”郑轩说完又拆了一个盲盒,又是一样的重复款,郑轩直接瘫倒在桌子上,弹幕都在无情嘲笑。没过多久又起来,又拿个盲盒给她。“你再拆一个,我不信我真的这么非。”“除了隐藏,你想要哪个款。”楚明杏接过盲盒问。“我要那个粉的。”楚明杏拆开外盒,撕开塑料袋。真是粉的。楚明杏递过去。“喏。”“……再拆,要隐藏。”楚明杏再拆。毫不意外又是隐藏。郑轩的脸已经耷拉下来了,但还是不死心的又递过去一个。“还要拆?”楚明杏看着他,满脸写着认命吧少年。“我不信,我不相信……”“好吧,到时候你别哭哦,那就隐藏喽。”楚明杏一气呵成,不出意外的又是隐藏。“我嘞个去要啥来啥,你真是欧皇啊。”黄少天眼睛都直了。“牛牛牛。”“这是真欧啊。”郑轩一言不发的拆了最后一个盲盒,又是同个重复,终于绷不住了。“啊啊啊啊我恨你kfc!!!我在也不要拆盲盒了!!”大家都在笑。“承认吧郑轩,你的语言还在爱。”楚明杏说。“杏子,楚经理,你教教我怎么才能变得这么欧,我真崩溃了。”郑轩哭丧着脸。“这是你的命,认了吧少年。”楚明杏佯装认真的拍了拍他的肩膀。“他快碎了。”喻文州说“我(wo)好(hao)崩(beng)溃(kui)”郑轩绝望的唱出来。“确实快碎了,谁来抱抱他。”楚明杏说“呵呵……无所谓……我会自己拥抱自己,没事的,哈哈哈。。六个一样的。。也无所谓。。”“加油,会好起来的。”楚明杏拍了拍他的肩膀,正好看到飘过的弹幕问她的美甲。“美甲?我没做来着,我来的时候卸掉了,不方便做事。”“本甲条件这么好?看起来和做了裸色一样。”弹幕说“但是我手超级容易干诶,夏天还好冬天护手霜根本停不下来,用量好大的,唉烦死了。”楚明杏看到一些蓝雨被调查的问题装作没看见,挑了一些无关紧要的回答。“什么时候出逛基地的vlog。”“想看的人多吗?多的话我去提提意见,要不到时候让小助发个微博收集一下大家想看的题材吧,到时候沟通一下,大家先别急。”“什么时候抽粉丝来吃饭。”“基地的饭确实蛮好吃的,阿叔阿姨都是本地人,听说食堂白切鸡很好吃,但是我没赶上过。”“哇你们要查我的户口嘛,不要这样子对我,我只是一个午饭都还没吃的小女孩。”“我要吃饭了,拜拜。”楚明杏趁机溜回座位,一边吃一边看手机,好友宋枝之在三人小群发消息。谁先脱单谁是狗宋枝之:大瓜大瓜,于家刚结婚没多久的那两口子!!邢攸烟:啊?这谁啊?宋枝之:就那个做材料的于家,他老婆许何玲,她还怀着孕呢,发现他和别人共享情人,抓个正着,发现就算了,那情人当场破罐子破摔说求她让她和她老公再生一个,她第一个小孩生病了等着救命。回家逼问这男的才知道准备用她的孩子救她情人的孩子。许家去查才知道情人生是因为情人生了第一个身体不好短期内再生以后都生不了孩子了。楚明杏:???邢攸烟:???楚明杏脑子里响起了xx联盟的那个带声音的黄色问号邢攸烟:真是够draa的。邢攸烟还配了六个省略号加无语黄豆的表情包。楚明杏:我嘞个大唐盛世,大妹子这还是二十一世纪吗??楚明杏咂了咂舌,银当的事她听得多了,但是银当又有些纯爱的还是第一次听。楚明杏:不是,这几年是进入了什么抓马世界吗?去年惊现真假千金和小妈爱,今年来个这个。邢攸烟:这件事怎么爆出来的,你怎么知道的。枝之宋枝之:许家把她宝贝得很,许何玲哪里受过这种气,直接要离婚,许家和于家领域不同又没什么合作,反正许家是离定了。许何玲是许家夫妻的老来女,上头哥哥姐姐虽说不是同个妈生的,但是也都是婚生子,许家是医药起家,她从小就爱一头埋进研究里,对家里的经营一点兴趣都没有,读完书就在家里的研究室效力,这几年也颇有成效,这么多年也没谈过恋爱,只爱读书,结果摊上这么个丈夫。宋枝之:我姑妈是许家的妯娌啊,我哥刚好想对于家搞点动作就问出来了,反正你们别往外说啊,这件事还只有一些人知道。楚明杏:我哥和老四也回去了,我草啊不会也和这件事有关吧。(惊恐)宋枝之:。。。我去邢攸烟:。。。你。。。我给你放首抓马吧。。。楚明杏:我嘞个老天奶啊,要是真的这女的谁啊这么有魅力(惊恐)。邢攸烟:呃我觉得你先别自己吓自己,你家好像只爱1v1疯癫对决没有这种,呃。。。楚明杏:我服了1v1疯癫对决笑死我了,但是这两年太抓马了谁知道呢(惊恐)。刚发完楚明霄就在这一代的五人小群艾特她。有福同享,有难退群(有啥说啥版)楚明霄:小妹你从你朋友那里听到了吧,我和老四和这件事可没关系,你别瞎脑补。楚明霄:仓鼠邦邦敲jpg楚明杏:?你时间掐的这么好?我刚听完。楚明杏:你又偷我表情包!楚宣逸:+1不准污蔑我的清白……我只是回来季度述职而已……楚明杏:以前不都是大哥去的吗?这次怎么是你。楚宣逸:芙芙生病了,大嫂又怀着孩子,就我去喽。楚问芙是楚宣昀侍月明的第一个孩子,二人初为人父母自然紧张,这件事也不是什么非要他去不可的事,加上楚宣昀又是个老婆孩子热炕头的性格。楚明杏:啊?芙芙怎么了?楚宣逸:发高烧了,没办法孩子就是很容易生病,应该没事的。楚明杏:好吧,我看看过几天能不能过去看看。趁着孩子睡着了才抽空看手机的楚宣昀发了个问号楚宣昀:?发生什么事了。楚明杏:大哥你终于老人连上网了了。楚宣昀:芙芙刚睡着。楚宣瑾:这件事和咱们没关系,别担心小妹楚明杏:嗯嗯好滴,相信你们。楚宣瑾:我还有事,有空再聊。楚明杏:嗯嗯那我也去忙了。她赶紧切回三人群聊谁先脱单谁是狗楚明杏:报——和我家那两个没关系!宋枝之:恭喜恭喜。邢攸烟:这是好事啊!楚明杏:这个世界是个巨大的小说,over!我去工作了。楚明杏:流泪猫猫头jpg说完关了手机,看了看时间,已经快到下午上班时间了,刚想叫郑轩关了直播,郑轩自己打了个哈欠下播回房间睡觉了。训练室只剩她和喻文州,他们对视一眼,她知道他在等什么,她朝他比了个二。下午两点,官方通报终于来了。——————————————————————————————这几天考驾照摸鱼就写点看点,考驾照g这两天看了一本写的超级好的po,很可惜坑了,希望有复更的一天!然后今晚写完整个检查的时候发现好像和看的po撞梗了!og,要是有问题的话到时候再改吧(挠头)困鼠了

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