摇不可及──Lilit的恐惧(2/5)

小儿子以为是老人家阿兹海默症幻想的画面并不以为意,只吩咐:「有问题要去检查喔。」、「哇哉啦。」老哥离开後,他的心思又飘回外送的nv客户身上;望着镜中自己痴肥的模样

老人於窗外木着脸、凝视屋内的景况,大半夜,老人家为了上厕所能省电还带手电筒,漆黑的yan台,光源晃动如森森鬼火,照着地面缓慢移动,时不时身躯还抖个几下;因为担心大儿子,更将光源放於下巴底下:「这样才看得清啊。」当他俩於昏暗中对上眼,那梦幻浪漫的场面又从众多记忆里脱颖而出:「唉唷!那是我年轻时和你阿爸一起去看过的表演啦,游乐园里鲸鱼ㄟ表演就齁夸……你哥安啦,他想打喷嚏齁,还和鲸鱼学会了花↗样↘喷↗水↘呢!」

因此,每次外送後她都在app回馈单填上:「希望外送员交餐时能戴口罩」当然,於无口帅哥的回馈单永远给★★★★★和「这麽优质的员工希望能多派几个来」的评论。

搭讪肥宅一开始也像所有肥宅一样没有「搭讪」这显眼又使人厌恶的外号,但因为他总於交餐时不戴口罩、和辣台妹近距离说话,满嘴口臭y要尬聊:「漂亮的小姊姊,你的餐送到了唷,一共是……餐点没什麽问题吧?没事、不急,你清点一下。」、「没问题。」、「对吧。我就说一定没问题,因为是小姊姊的餐,我都很用心护送喔。」这些别脚的搭讪就算了、她忍无可忍!

他也想安全逃过一切啊……朋友闲聊间,他随口胡诌、之前待的地方瞬间成了马来貘国:「唉。你也知道。母j国的疫情太严重了,他们还ga0什麽封城,直接让病毒逃亡到其他国家唷!我的天、真的晕倒。兄弟,能借我住几天躲条子吗?这段时间我要在台国处理生意,还能带你上酒店!看:最新最火的辣台妹,很水没,那些台国大老传给我说是酒店头牌,泼辣有劲!」

离清明连假只剩三天时间,辣台妹还在想回去上班的奢华光景,几日没做护肤保养、全身按摩就浑身不对劲;母j国逃漏税严重的王姓男子也想到了同幅景象……高级酒店的内装,美味的高档食材,他觊觎以久、每次都被那些台国堂口传到app的酒店头牌李辣妹据说她个x直爽,特别喜欢人称她辣妹,那婀娜多姿的身材总让他梦中出现、咳。咳咳咳!咳……

可惜帅哥来的次数太少,让这十四天的时间变得寂寞难耐。此後,她更三不五时上姊妹群jiao:「唉啊。她就是个长发无口帅哥!三种元素缺一不可,你们懂不懂啊。」嗲声让姊妹们的肩膀一阵颤抖,连眼白也忠实地还原在视讯窗内,只有群内的an姊粗喊:「外送员的收入不高吧?这你也吃得下去,他养得活你嘛?」

在吴男家也没待满一天、上酒店的约自然不作数了。提领户头的积蓄,他盘算着,滞留台国的日子还能再上几次酒店;那个辣台妹的身躯,连道上老大都能↗被↘征↗服↘<

一去数天,老哥几乎闭门不出,就在胖弟以为他耍自闭、人际受创或真的怀孕并没有!,便听她满脸皱纹的老母亲说:「你哥关在房间以为我没看到,不过有窗户啊。」年迈的母亲回忆那个场景,仔仔细细说给小儿子听,儿子听完又是另一幅、犹如秦国鬼片中的场景……

辣台妹听了刻意调整镜头使姊妹们得见她华丽的姿势:旋转、一步并三步地倒在沙发上咬起手帕──被冠上无口男称号的帅哥在这时发出、哈啾!正面无表情用同样残酷的、喂食猛兽的方式,举着那支:刚被自己在楼下用花↗式↘喷↗嚏↘打中的袋子,沉默地交给下个客户。袋子上还显示着v牌刺眼的黑眼圈动物图示,细看还能发现动物的鼻子正往下流透明yet……

豪饮清水後喉咙终於好多了;成日听铁门外头公安叫骂击打或拖行喝斥的声音让他愈发害怕,这日是再也受不了、翻墙偷看疫情资讯:他们都在烧屍t啦、没有要救的好嘛,盖医院?笑话。几个进去,几个就「躺」出来啊;那危险决定的念头终究实践、他冒险偷渡海峡回台国使用健保资源,怕於母j国的逃税事件东窗事发,聪明地隐瞒实情,只向朋友提起想借住的事。

但让她失望了,帅哥总把她当潜在病毒看待,这天依然如此。她感觉自己的心犹如天空降下的毛毛雨,不过这令她得见脸颊沾sh的一幅美图!交餐时,高大的男人仍隔着一段极远的距离、一句话也不说,连食物都是伸长手臂给她的。

诸多想像使辣台妹陷入凌乱风暴中,面上却露出客制化的微笑:「好喔。慢走不送。」内心的怒火却直b十八层地狱!她思忖着──如果自己被感染一定就是恶男害的!

不清楚这个刚回国的朋友是怎麽了,只当对方又跑路;清明连假,吴家长男照样回家当爸妈宝耍废。一月不见、又把自己的肚子养大不少的胖弟见了他喊:「诶哥、六日去打球吧?我再不运动真的不行了,这样去夜店都没妹子贴我。」却见老哥夸张的反应,像个孕妇、话都没能说出就捂着嘴巴冲进房内,更接连发出呕咳、呕咳的奇怪声响,他下意识地说:「爸,妈、哥怀孕了──」、「c、怀你妹!」、「没事。我没有妹妹、你是伤害不到我的!」、「白痴!」

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不一会儿的时间,辣台妹想开了、重新振作:她是什麽人?就算妲己再世也没她娇yan,她可是全身上下动过无数次天价的狐狸jg呢!边倒庶民卤味,却越想越来气,脑海深处不自觉总浮现搭讪恶男与无口帅哥外送员天南地北的形象与风格,这也让她害怕自己万一被恶男感染该怎麽办。

为什麽他还有外省口音啊──这样谁知道他是不是母j国人、有无接触过母j国亲戚!

「你又闯祸罗。这次是啥?卷款潜逃不是只差几年就逃过了嘛。」眼前这位:拥有人生胜利组长相的俊美男子分明与他相同背景、同是八加九。但b起王男x口耀眼的金链、手上气粗的金表,这家伙彷佛气运之子,天生避敌,与他带点邪气的相貌不可同日而语。

如此简单:连续三次,她都遇见同位外送员,那油腻身形与毫无时尚美感的厚重羽绒风衣让她倒尽胃口,与姊妹们视讯时,她们都嘲笑那家伙为「搭讪肥宅」。

在那之後,搭讪恶男,对没错。我们的肥宅终於突破ai的无耻枷锁,进化成搭讪恶男了;这之後几次仍是他杀出血路、抢单成功、送餐。偶有一两次,辣台妹能遇到顶级货se:一个留有伍●老台客风格的中长发男子,防疫口罩也遮不住他高耸的鼻梁;这令她不禁幻想不可言喻的下咩──打住!总之,与恶男截然不同的帅哥送餐,往往令她小鹿乱撞、yet直流,咳咳。是口水!

──完了咳嗽!是不是得了肺炎?

吴家长男接过手机滑起照片,见里面的人瞠目结舌,半晌回应:「当、当然好啊!」殊不知变化无常,借住不到一天的王男,忽然说道:「诶。手下通知我要谈下桩买卖,我住旅馆b较近,老大说会派人帮忙把风;你懂的,安非的生意不等人。」但吴男不知道,这只是朋友深夜想上厕所却瞧见自己花↗式↘喷↗水↘的画面吓得闪尿,以为他家厉鬼作祟,这才连夜搬离。

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