17 小孩儿把你养大了给我俩当童养夫怎么样(附开站公告)(2/5)

赛斯掩下计划得逞的得意,开始招呼军雌继续吃饭,他夹起一筷子肉扔蝎子碗里,“行了、行了,先吃饭吧,大不了给你床被子打地铺。”

“怕鸡毛,不干不净吃了没病!来,不喝完别想从这个门出去!”

保不齐还能从老友手上把小虫崽给拐了!蝎子蠢蠢欲动地搓搓手。

“卡莱你给我把小虫崽放下!”

卡莱当着正主的面就开始向即将被拐虫崽的家长提出拐崽方案,真是勇气可嘉,让我们掌声鼓励。

对峙被打断了两只雌虫都被敲门声弄得一愣,最终还是离门近的卡莱有些警惕地缓缓拉开了门,黑红色的虫甲已经在皮肤下隐隐浮现。

邱玄却在军雌和门之间的缝隙里看见了突然皱着眉站起身的赛斯,浅绿色的眼睛微亮,就想穿过某个怪蜀黍找自家男妈妈要抱抱。

卡莱就像是个拐卖虫崽的怪雌虫一样弯下腰,就穿过少年的腋下像是拎猫一样抱起颠了颠,“哦呦,谁家的小虫崽,怎么跑这来了?要不要和叔叔我回家?”

机智的男高努力发动着自己聪明的小脑瓜,从记忆中翻出了一个名字,“唔……塞、啊不是,呃蝎子莱莱啊呸……是叫卡莱的,要的包厢。”

少年在这个一言不合就把他抱起来的怪蜀黍怀里扑腾着就想往男妈妈那边蹭,但是他那和雌虫比起来的细胳膊细腿哪里争得过,只能一叠声地喊赛斯求助,“赛斯、赛斯。”

结果一拉开门,正对面空空如也,红发军雌有些狐疑地往下看,正好对上了仰头看他的小虫崽。

“哎呀,这不是太惊讶了嘛,”被踹得往前蹦了两步,卡莱揉着发麻的屁股“嘿嘿”地笑了两声,别提多猥琐了,彻底坐实了他怪雌虫的罪名,他做了一个给嘴上拉链的动作,“不会说了,我控制一下。”

两只虫子一时间僵持住了,视线紧盯着对方,都是丝毫不曾让步,但是两人夹菜吃饭的嘴却是丝毫不受影响。

蝎子看着还在嚷嚷着要吃饭却怎么都挣脱不了老友怀抱而越发气鼓鼓的小虫崽,被一支名为“可爱”的箭戳中了心巴,“哎哎哎,赛斯,晚上让小虫崽和我睡呗?我还没和小雄虫睡一床过呢!”

“干嘛啊,难得碰见只迷路的小雄虫~给我抱抱怎么了,你都养着虫崽了你在嫉妒什么啊?”红发的军雌搂着奶香奶香的小雄虫爱不释手,语气越发欠揍,“诺诺诺,他还伸手要抱抱呢,哎呀真可爱,你说这孩子是谁家的?到时候去认识一下?看看能不能趁机拐走!到时候给你养两个!”

“赛斯我要吃!”邱玄看着满桌子的菜,眼睛都发绿光了,手脚在雌虫身上直扑腾地试图往桌边凑。

“收起你那点龌龊的小心思,崽崽还小呢,”赛斯没好气地瞪了眼不着调的老友,然后一转冷漠的语气去柔声哄非要吃饭的崽儿吃奶,“宝宝乖,现在还不能吃啦,嗯?

“……谁?”



“没喝你就醉成这样是吧,吃两口菜吧你,但凡吃两口你都不至于酒都没开就一脑子浆糊了。”喝茶吃菜的赛斯依旧拒绝。

“哎?”

雌虫笑了,还是把小虫崽送上了二楼,才在再次的拒绝下停在楼梯口看着少年去哐哐敲门,平静的表面下是激动尖叫的内心,那可是小雄虫哎!超可爱而且有礼貌的小雄虫,也不知道长大之后会便宜了哪个雌虫!服务员对可能成为雌君雌侍的一切小雌虫都抱以强烈的嫉妒。

他嫉妒了,回家路上捡到小雄虫这种修了八百辈子都不一定能碰上的好事怎么让这厮碰着了呢?他真的是靠了,这回他说什么都得挤进赛斯家暂住,不然他到时候回军营能懊悔得把床板都咬烂。

“不喝。”

“你是真不怕死啊,还有,别这么放,灰都落菜上了,”赛斯喝了口手边放着的茶评价道,然后毫不犹豫地拒绝了他的喝酒邀约,笑死,他可是有虫崽的成虫,一身酒气地去见崽崽成何体统。

黑发绿眼的虫崽,看起来可爱得紧,而且……他嗅了嗅空气中弥漫开的浅淡信息素,这甚至是一只小雄虫。

“崽崽怎么从学校跑这来了,嗯?老师呢?”抱着进来之后眼睛就黏菜上的小虫崽,赛斯有些无奈地试图把那个黑色的小脑瓜塞回胸前,但是刚按回去没两秒,小雄虫的脑瓜就像弹簧玩具一样“嘣”地一下弹回去。

“……啊?不是,啊?他、哎,这他丫的是小雄虫啊我去!”卡莱眼睛都瞪大了,满心满眼都是难以置信,这比老队友背着他藏虫子还要震惊,手指头微颤地指着那只黑发绿眼的少年,“你跟我说这是捡的?骗鬼啊你?”

“不行!你今天必须陪我喝!”

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“啧,松手。”赛斯恨不得把这只蝎子的两只钳子都给折咯。

被老友满口脏话气得脸都黑了的雌虫哪里会让他继续叭叭,一边抱着虫崽远离桌子一边就飞起一脚踹了军雌一个屁股墩,“你给我闭嘴,在小虫崽面前还口无遮拦是吧。”

“哦呦,这小孩儿还认识你呢,真的不能拐嘛,我到时候拿军功养他,”卡莱抬手勾着少年的下巴撩猫一样逗他,甚至还记得和老友分享,“哎,小孩儿,到时候把你养大了给我俩当童养夫怎么样?”

服务员跟前台联络了一下,确认是有这个虫子,这才温婉地笑着想引小虫崽往那间包间走,却被邱玄拒绝了,说他只要房间号就可以了。

他一劈手就把嚷着要他的小雄虫给抱回自己的怀里,雌虫瞪着明显在想peach的老友,毫不犹豫地一脚踹烂他那不着边际的计划,“想都别想,收起你那点龌龊的思想,这是我家的。”

“吃屁!把那货的私藏干了再说!”红发的军雌却突然转头翻出了两瓶还带着薄灰的酒来,颇有分量的酒瓶“咔哒”一声落在桌上。

邱玄背着小书包乐颠颠地蹿进了餐厅,却被门口的服务员拦住了,那只雌虫弯下腰,“小雄虫,有大虫在吗?在哪个房间?”

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