第八百一十五章 新世界(二)(2/2)

历3054年,这一年,小文迪的日子过得非常辛苦,虽然连跳了两级,但是每天作业都要做到晚上11点,而且早上7点半就要起床,不然就会被母老虎揍。

&esp;&esp;老大学数学不成,老二学文学纯躺,老四又是个问题少女,家族希望,几乎全都寄托在老三身上,但老三的业余爱好又是谈恋爱……

&esp;&esp;会议的最后,耿江岳最后说道:“从今往后,海狮城的主要矛盾,就将由人类遭受来自怪物的生存威胁和人类的力量不足以消灭怪物以实现生存自由之间的矛盾,转为人类希望获得更加美好的生活和地球环境仍不完全适合人类生存之间的矛盾。

&esp;&esp;所以虽然显得很无能,但勉强……也算不丢人吧……

&esp;&esp;再再处理不了,就把排骨、王曜京、梦标、小白、熊波、莫尼、胡广琛、韩明明、窦建华、韩克用、乌贼、肘子等等新的、老的草药堂成员都拉进来,总能决出个多数人的意见。

&esp;&esp;然后赶在假期结束前,耿江岳正式宣布,辞去所有的工作,今后除保留海狮城草药堂帮主的头衔外,不担任任何职务。海狮城的主要工作,交由栗子、老宋、幺筒、荷尔蒙和唐恩波共同协商处理,五个人协商不出来的,就继续加上熊猫、篮子、云舒、壮壮、端木翔和安安。

&esp;&esp;会场下,三木兴奋地拉着老鹰的手,眉飞色舞道:“同志,你纳投名状的机会来了!好好干,我的位置,早晚是你的!”

&esp;&esp;耿江岳怀着愤愤的心情,转眼又度过了3054的大半年年。

&esp;&esp;升上大二后,耿老二某天忽然有了人生目标,励志毕业后要做一条优秀的职业咸鱼,便招呼都不打,就摸到潘旭华家门前。敲开门来一看是梦梦她儿子,照样二话不说就跪下来,一个响头磕在地上,求小朋友让他爹收他当关门弟子,发誓要当海狮城下一任的斗地主之王。华仔和梦梦闻讯赶来,差点被吓死,然后含泪收了耿老二当徒弟,每个月学费三百块海狮币,贵得一逼。

&esp;&esp;而且纵观整个海狮城,在培养后代这件事情上,大家都挺头疼,只有朱星峰暗中捡了漏,收了个名字很牛逼的孩子当传人,听说九岁就跳级上了初二,并且能做高三的题目……

&esp;&esp;本质上,像乌贼啊、老鹰啊、肘子啊,他们干的也是同样的事情。

&esp;&esp;至于小五儿和小六子,年纪太小,就先不考虑了。

&esp;&esp;根据我所掌握的情况,地球上目前的怪物总量,大概在三百亿只左右,我希望这个工作,可以在十年之内做完。计划代号,就叫全球刷怪。同意的,举手。”

&esp;&esp;甚至连对她有好感的八岁小男孩,都必须暗中接受政审。

&esp;&esp;可算是,能特么好好下班,过点退休老男人的幸福生活了……

&esp;&esp;而她并不知道的是,管她的人何止是安安而已。

&esp;&esp;很多时候,小文迪甚至会很奇怪,老妈到底是哪儿来的那么多精力来管她。

&esp;&esp;所以为了解决这个矛盾,我的建议是,从明年开始,我们可以开始大规模地实行怪物猎杀奖励计划。可以由市政厅委托驱魔师协会发布任务,市民们可以组成驱魔师小队,对地球上剩余的怪物进行清剿,并由包括海狮城人民护卫军、海狮城市政厅机械部、海狮大学等在内的各家单位,为他们提供后勤支持和保障。

&esp;&esp;话音落下,会场内上千只手,刷刷举起。

&esp;&esp;就连老二,职业斗地主虽然庸碌,可好歹那也是奔着世界冠军去的。

&esp;&esp;而相比之下,她的废柴二哥就几乎没人管,整天考试60分万岁都没人在乎,好像这本来就应该是耿嘉诚的基本操作。于是在这种放任咸鱼的环境中,耿老二咸鱼的水平越来越高。

&esp;&esp;这一年九月份,海狮城全体人员,暂时搬迁到了生活环境最好的蒲鞋市,15亿人,住进了崭新的第三代超级大楼,功能比之前的大楼还要牛逼。

&esp;&esp;简直是个无耻的挂逼!

&esp;&esp;老鹰瘪瘪嘴,蛋有点疼。

&esp;&esp;耿江岳在得知儿子的职业选择后,内心自然是很受折磨的。

&esp;&esp;而且耿江岳觉得这俩孩子其实今后也不用怎么打算,靠可爱吃饭就挺不错,一大家子人,总得有人享福的,不能全都那么忙忙碌碌,把世界扛在肩上的样子。

&esp;&esp;海狮城上到荷尔蒙的风纪处、幺筒的司法中心乃至老宋掌管的军情处,以及市政厅教学部,中间到社区主任、大楼管委会主任,下到学校校长、草药堂督察小分队,无数人的眼睛,都盯着她这个能召唤几千只神兽的大小姐,生怕她养成什么不良习惯。

&esp;&esp;主席台上,耿江岳看着台下的反应,微微松了口气。

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