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感情儿她一中午白忙活了!接生婆那个气,“这叶老三,真他妈不要脸,活该他这辈子没儿子!”

叶老三用两个白面馒头把人

“这怎么就不是咒我了?”叶老三咬牙切齿,“俺就想要闺女,生两个闺女,不用给闺女盖房子,不用操心以后娶媳妇问题,不用伺候儿媳妇拉扯孙子孙女,只要等到岁数到了往婆家一嫁,俺和他妈拿着彩礼吃香的喝辣的,多舒坦,俺才不要儿子呢,”

“你这人咋还咒人的,没见过你这么缺大德的玩意儿!”

嫁不出去就留在家里伺候他和孟菲。

“哎,婶儿,真是个闺女啊?”

“你看看你还咒人,你还咒人,这还剩半个月就要过年了你咋还这么缺德呢?我扫帚呢?我扫帚呢?我他妈的打不死你!”

彩虹屁,孟菲是挺喜欢听的,可是她更看重实际的利益,这个闺女从上午十点一直折腾她到现在,她都没多少力气了,她可是记得清清楚楚,上午她肚子刚发作的时候,叶老太就把红糖鸡蛋安排上了,彩虹屁是好听,红糖鸡蛋更实际,她砸吧砸吧嘴捅了捅叶老三。

产婆这才明白过来,心里就开始嘀咕了,果然是人穷志短没啥远见,儿子才是根,就你们两口子这样的活鸡儿该穷一辈子,又怕叶老三再追上来打人,便顺着他的话说了:“成!成!那恭喜你叶老三又有了一个闺女。”

“闺女也好,闺女能干活,闺女还孝顺,吃的还少好养活,叶老三身子也好,你也还年轻,等过个一年半年的再努努力,一定能生个大胖小子!”

“还不是你那个儿子?昨儿上山逮兔子被叶老三看见了,怕被叶老三举报,一大早就把肉送去了,还有叶老三他娘送来的几个鸡蛋,也都一起送回去了。”

叶老三才不管接生婆背后怎么说呢,反正他舒坦了就行,叶老三趴在床头上,越看自己的二闺女越觉得喜欢,瞅瞅这才出生就细细长长的头毛,瞅瞅这白的和面人儿似的小胳膊腿儿,再瞅瞅这刚出生不久就睁开了的黑亮黑亮的大眼睛,真是和自家老婆一个模子里刻出来的。

“成,我二闺女叫叶鱼,嫂子,你看俺家菲菲刚生完孩子,连个红糖鸡蛋都吃不上的,怕是营养跟不上不下奶,俺前阵子路过你家,看你家窗口北屋屋檐下挂的那条腊肉不错,你看……”

“你咋回事,咋还动手打人呢,是有病还是咋的,咱村和附近十里八乡的谁家不想生儿子,我这叫咒你吗?”

接生婆这时候正好从外面走进来,一听叶老三媳妇儿说这话差点没晕过去,心说这叶老三媳妇儿真是个漂亮的蠢蛋,这种话能和男人说吗?生怕叶老三一怒之下打老婆闹出来人命,接生婆赶紧就带着笑插了进去。

“我生孩子的时候听到妈说给我弄红糖鸡蛋了,哪呢?我给你争气的生了个丫头,咋还连个红糖鸡蛋都吃不上了呢?”

接生婆就感觉身边刷的一下子刮起了风,叶老三从接生婆身边钻进了屋,刚一进门就嚷嚷起来,“媳妇儿,你真是俺的大福星啊,又给俺生了一个闺女,闺女的名字都想好了,叫叶鱼,以后有永远吃不完的鱼!”

叶老三是越想越觉得美,越看孟菲怀里的小闺女越觉得好看,彩虹屁吹的那叫一个响亮:“媳妇儿,你瞅瞅,咱这个二闺女多好看,和你简直就是一个模子里面刻出来的,长大了以后肯定能和你一样嫁给一个好男人,咱们两口子只要跟着享福就行了,媳妇儿你咋这么能干呢?”

“好好好!”哪成想叶老三一口气说了十几个好,那叫一个喜气洋洋,“哎呀我的个娘,我就知道这观音菩萨绝对不会看着俺累死!不成,我得去看看我媳妇儿!”

和前面生出来的叶米就是不一样,叶米和他简直就是一个模子里刻出来的,当初刚生出来连接生婆都笑了,说就没见过和爹长的这么像的姑娘,明明是个姑娘,那腿上胳膊上的毛长的,叶老三有时候都发愁大闺女还能不能嫁的出去,最后他一拍大腿:

叶老三媳妇儿就笑,那双狐狸眼是越发的好看动人,都说怀孕的时候女人会变丑,这叶老三媳妇儿却因为怀的是个女娃,雌激素分泌上去了,各种好吃好喝的营养也跟上了,不但没有变丑,反而还更漂亮了。

接生婆被骂的一愣一愣的,她咋还就咒人了呢?这村里人人都想要儿子,她祝叶老三下一个肯定是儿子,咋叶老三还说自己这是在咒人呢?怕是没听清,她就又重复了一遍。

现在更好了,老二是个周正的闺女,养大了以后找个好对象,横竖他和孟菲都不吃亏的。

接生婆更不好意思了:“真是闺女。”

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“呸!”接生婆跑的飞快,还没进门就往北屋屋檐下瞅,这一瞅差点没气死,她准备留着过年吃的肉没了,她连忙就问儿媳妇儿,儿媳妇儿眼皮子一翻。

好劝,生怕小弟再想不开以为他们是在炫耀,正好他们的婆娘也在屋子门口喊了,便也就进了屋,院子里面就剩了满脸尴尬的接生婆和叶老三,叶老三从咯吱窝那边瞅了瞅院子里面的动静,刷的一下子就蹦起来了,整个脸上哪里有半点伤心的痕迹,喜得不要不要的。

“我就知道你会这么说,我怀孕的时候就一直盼着是闺女,天天和送子观音菩萨念叨,保佑我千万是个闺女,果然就是个闺女!”

叶老三极品,他媳妇儿是一点都不差,两口子不是一家人不进一家门,一个赛一个的奇葩,孟菲不是本地人儿,是外地逃难过来的,奇葩仿佛都互相吸引,两个人一下子就王八看绿豆——看对眼儿了。

叶老三一边说一边就开始找扫帚了,这叶老三本来也不是个讲理的,是村里面有名的二赖子,接生婆还真怕他能赶得上来这种事,她都五十多了,挨上一顿打可是真受不了的,连忙连滚带爬的跑出去了,叶老三这会儿也找到扫帚了,一口气直接追到了大门口,看看外面天寒地冻的,也就没有再继续追,看他没有再追上来,接生婆松了一口气,一边靠在大树根下喘气,一边就觉得委屈,她到底是没有说啥难听的啊。

她说这话是为了给侯三儿媳妇解围,毕竟他们这是鲁西南,家家户户都生儿子,谁要是生了俩闺女,那可真是连头都抬不起来,哪成想一听这话,叶老三直接就炸了,那个手指头差点就戳上了她的眼睛。

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