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崔阳云讥笑道:“那他就是孬种。”

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“就算砸到人,也不会把人砸伤吧,毕竟是用布做的。”

长孙泽连连点头:“酷,非常酷!”【酷】这个字的意思,长孙泽他们早就从李毓那里得知了,并且在李毓的影响下,他们经常用【酷】这个字。“小鱼儿,你也帮我设计一个这么酷的风筝。”

王明煦说道:“要是长孙净他们不参加,怎么办?”

“你下次不要再让人做这么大又吓人的风筝,刚刚可是吓到了不少人。”来云岭寺烧香或者游玩的人抬头一看,结果看到一只大蜈蚣在天上飞,一定会被吓到的。刚才就有不少僧人对着小弟的蜈蚣风筝在议论着什么。

“啊?这有什么好吓人的,这些人的胆子未免太小了点吧?”李毓觉得这些人太大惊小怪了。

“我设计的,然后让鲁二力做的,是不是很酷?”

感谢投出地雷的小天使:轻描、淡写 1个;

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长乐公主见李毓不在乎,也就没有再说什么了,不过……

他在去找长孙净算账之前,先去找了崔阳云他们,随即四人商量讨论了一番,决定给长孙净他们一顿教训,要让长孙净他们明白他们世家子弟不是那么好惹的。

郑宏峻立马赞成:“这是一个好主意。”

“长孙净他们喜欢耍阴招,我们这次要让长孙净他们在整个长安城的人的面前丢尽颜面。”卢鸿卓想到了一个绝妙的好主意,“醉仙居不是要举办风筝大会么,我们就利用这个风筝大会让长孙净他们在整个整个长安城的人的面前丢人。”

李毓的风筝是一个大蜈蚣,脚有一百多只那种,身体也有好十几二十节的那种。他这个黑色大蜈蚣风筝太过“另类”,把长乐公主他们都给震吓到了。

“小鱼儿,你这个风筝太吓人了吧。”长乐公主神色复杂地看着李毓手中的蜈蚣风筝,“还有,你这个风筝是不是太大了点?”

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:游游 20瓶;

感谢在2020-09-01 08:22:55~2020-09-01 23:31:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

李毓抬手挥开长乐公主的手,一脸认真地纠正道:“我这是奇思妙想。”

“不大啊。”跟后世的那些吊炸天的风筝相比,他这个风筝还算正常的。

风筝断线飞走了,李毓并不心疼可惜,他们来放风筝就是要切断风筝线的,让风筝自由自在地飞走。这么做的目的,就是要把去年一整年的晦气和病气放走。

“这倒是。”

李毓不知道他的蜈蚣风筝虽然没有砸伤人,但是差点误伤了人 。他这个大蜈蚣风筝随着风飞到了山下的桃林,又吸引了不少的注意,掀起了不小的轰动。结果,没过一会儿,很不巧地坠落到了王明煦的马车上,差点害的他马车翻车,气得他下令彻查是谁的风筝。

李毓这个大蜈蚣的风筝又大又显眼又吓人,没一会儿就吸引了整个云岭寺的人注意。不过,没一会儿,他这个大蜈蚣风筝就断了线,飞走了。

“不是他们的胆子太小,而是你的胆子太大。”长乐公主伸手揉了揉小弟的脑袋,无奈又好笑地说道,“也不知道你这个小脑袋瓜子哪来这么多稀奇古怪的想法?”

“我们向长孙净他们下挑战书,他不参加也得参加。如果他真的不参加,到时候我们就四处说他长孙净是个孬种,他们长孙府出孬种。”

他这个大蜈蚣的风筝在侍卫的帮助下,花了一段功夫才成功地放飞起来。当这个大蜈蚣的风筝在空中飘浮起来时,没有任何意外地成为了天空中最显眼的存在。

“要不派人去找?”

我以后打死也不追剧了,尤其是芒果台的剧,真的是……快要心肌梗塞了。

王明煦想了想,觉得卢鸿卓这个主意实在是太好了,拍手称赞道:“好,就这么办,我现在就写挑战书,然后派人送到长孙府。”

晋阳公主的风筝在李毓的帮助下,很快就飞了起来,蓝色大蜻蜓的风筝在湛蓝色的空中飞翔,非常的漂亮。

等到晚上,王明煦得知砸到他马车上的风筝是长孙府的,气得咬牙切齿,他一口咬定是长孙净他们故意搞的鬼,决定去找长孙净他们算账。

开学了,上学的”神兽“们,现在心情如何?

“没问题,等我回宫后,就给你设计一个。”李毓一边说着,一边让一旁的侍卫帮他举起风筝。

非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!

看惯了爽文,对剧情稍微有些虐或者憋屈都接受不了。

“就你这还奇思妙想。”长乐公主忽然想到小弟的蜈蚣风筝太大,心里不禁有些担心风筝坠落的时候会不会砸到人。“希望你这个蜈蚣风筝坠落的时候不要砸到人,不然你就麻烦了。”

“小鱼儿,你这个风筝是谁做的啊?”长孙泽不愧和李毓臭味相投,非常喜欢李毓这个大蜈蚣风筝。

“大姐,风筝飞走了还找什么。”李毓毫不在意地说道,“等回到宫里,我再让鲁二力做一个就是了。”

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