第一章 这一定是假的古代(2/2)

等等，入村福利？啥入村福利？

这绝对不是地球古代！

。

”没问题。“村长庄之流居然毫无原则的答应了，他甚至还随手般给陈章指了两个临时侍女：”那谁……红蝶、红菱，就你们两个吧！你们两个给带下路，再帮忙把洗澡水烧好，对了还有换洗衣服也要给找好，听明白了没有？“

他们会不会都是披着人皮的外星人，一进村就给发三个媳妇这种事情完全不符合逻辑，这肯定是想用美色来击倒我，等我乐不思蜀之时死期就到了！

把这么漂亮的双胞胎女儿，强配给刚认识的陌生男人做老婆这种事情，是正常父亲能干出来的事情吗？！

”大哥哥，快跟我们走吧，我们带你去洗澡，然后吃饭哦！“陈章陷入沉思，那对双胞胎小姐姐也没闲着，她们悄然来到陈章身侧，分侍左右抱住了他的两条胳膊，任由娇躯与陈章的胳膊挨挨擦擦，笑靥如花：”大哥哥，我是红蝶，右边的红菱，我额头有个小疤，她额头没有，你要记住哦。“

一对豆蔻花季的古装双胞胎美少女、三个如花似玉的古装丽人、外搭一个豁然已熟透的身材惊人古装火辣尤物，在陈章面前一字排开，窃窃娇语。

喂，我承认你确实长得帅，但是我也不丑好不好？当年我也是校草的好不好！

妈耶，这两个丫头片子喝三鹿长大的不成？

陈章越发觉得这个村子、这个名叫庄之流的帅逼古代大叔，透着令他不寒而栗的诡异……

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闻听此言，陈章眼中不禁闪耀出了诡异的光。

”听明白了，爹爹。“

这个村子里的所有人，手腕上居然都戴着高科技的腕表式语言翻译器，才是我此时此刻最应该关心的问题！

半个小时后，陈章终于明白了入村福利是啥。

然后，陈章就又弄清楚了一件略伤男子汉自尊的小事

嗯，颜值虽不好评价，但至少在陈章看来，这六位姑娘任何一个单拉出去，都足以祸国殃民。

斜眼窥见碧眼白狐化身幻影坦克，只剩自己独自面对语言不通古代帅哥，心头本还略有些怕怕的陈章却淡定了许多，他和奴奴之间早已形成了默契配合陈章做诱饵，奴奴架枪杀敌。

只是下一秒钟，陈章便惊愕看见对面狭路相逢的古代帅逼大叔，在拍了下自己的脑门之后，撸起衣袖亮出一块充满高科技气息的触屏电话手边，然后biubiu摁了几下！

卧、卧槽，这特么又是什么鬼？！难道我穿越到了一个假的古代？！

陈章下意识试图挣脱。

那对豆蔻年纪的双胞胎小姐姐，翠若黄莺的齐声应道，她们眉飞色舞左顾右盼，满脸骄傲与欢欣。

旁边，腕带高科技语言翻译器，自称村长的古代帅逼中年大叔庄之流，却在不住声催促：“年轻人，别傻站着了，赶紧挑三个你喜欢的带走！新房我都已给你腾了出来，你挑完之后出门右拐右拐再右拐，收拾一下再洗个澡，今晚就可以洞房！”

陈章选择不上当：“村长大叔，我……能选先去洗澡吗？”

啊呸呸呸！

爹爹？

“年轻人，能听懂我说的话吗？难道这玩意儿许久不用，又坏了？”

切，小孩子才做选择题，成年人全部都……

落选的四个美人，则都是一副敢怒不敢言的模样。

啪啪拍打声中，陈章终于反应了过来，他忙不迭答道：“能听懂能听懂！那什么，大叔你好，请问这里是哪儿？又受何处官府管辖？”

她们居然是你的女儿？！

摁完电话手表的古代中年大叔却再度开口，这次终于不再是叽里咕噜的乱码，而是无比熟悉的中文：“年轻人，你来自于哪家园子？”

我在胡思乱想什么啊?

碧眼白狐却轻盈落地，片尘不染钻入旁边树丛，转瞬不见。

天呐，那居然不是电话手表，而是功能超强大的手表式语言翻译器？！

这话其实问还算有技巧。

古代帅逼大叔祭出了修理电器的通用禁咒用力拍打。

这科技水平，绝对超过了我穿越时的地球！

“年轻人，有戒心是好的，但我们都是人的，你其实没必要如此试探嘛。”古代帅逼大叔笑了，他扫了眼陈章光溜溜的双手手腕，转过身遥指山下那处河畔村落：“欢迎加入桃源村！我是艾希科斯塔园桃源村第一百三十七任村长庄之流，我以村长的身份向你承诺，你虽然长得丑了点，但是该有的入村福利……还是一样都不会少！”

陈章，目瞪狗呆。

陈章直勾勾盯着对面古代帅逼大叔的手腕，一时都忘了回答。

力气好大！

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