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文侪哈哈笑着:“所以俩人不是一个妈?是不是一个叫【单脑】,一个叫【五脑】?”

也不顾电话那头的杨姐能不能听着,总之恶狠狠地把手往桌上一拍:“你下回甭给我打电话,叫我铺子沾了晦气……啥?你那里有三张票,那干我屁事!你把票扔进池子里弄湿,化掉吞了吧!总之老子绝不和你一块儿!呵——票价贵成这般了?再不济给文小子留一张。啊?是阿北的表演,那可以让戚檐那臭小子也过去沾点光……你说啥?15分钟后开场?!你这疯婆娘!!”

“不是啊。”戚檐抖了抖那宣传单,戳着【二脑】的一个鼻子,“如果刚刚我们说的没错,那么【二脑】和【四脑】的爸妈都不一样嘛,这叫异父异母!之前在第三世界里,王虔他爹疼老二,王虔他娘疼老三——”

荀北“咦”了声,说:“错啦!【二脑】他妈叫【一脑】;【四脑】他妈叫【七脑】。”

荀北只古怪地瞟他一眼:“总之【四脑】他妈有七个脑袋,他妈就叫【七脑】,天王老子来了也都得说那是对的。”

文侪和戚檐不由得对看一眼——

他一面吃,一面好似想起了什么,于是从怀里掏出两张皱巴巴的纸。

大家似乎不约而同地忘却了艇中近来发生的几起恶劣杀人案,光顾着眼前的热闹,像是明知要死还巴巴扑火的蛾子。

啥叫“鲨头章”。

“那么就是【四脑】他爸不是【三脑】?”戚檐冲文侪一笑。

这话傻,但戚檐必须说,那尤老爹这架势明显像是早便知道蒋工会死一样。

顾名思义,就是迷你版巨齿鲨的脑袋生在章鱼的八爪上,前头是硬得戳不进的鲨鱼铁皮,下边又是软腻腻的章鱼触手。

戚檐没听懂,还要追问,却闻铺子电话响,老爹咳嗽一声接了:“喂……呵!怎么是你这姓杨的?”

言罢,赫然将生了两个脑袋的“鲨头章”与生了四个脑袋的“鲨头章”怼去他眼前。

“照常来说,作为推理基础的鲨头章父亲【三脑】应是熟人,那么就把他当作‘王父’看,这样,他的亲生儿子【二脑】就该是王父宠爱的【老二】。至于和他异父异母的另一只,究竟代表了【老三】还是【王虔】尚且不好下定论。”

“您和蒋工不去啦?”

之前太暗,戚文俩都没看清这里构造,眼下才意识到这场馆同一般海洋馆的海豚表演区类似,正中央是个深池子,围一圈的观众席,只是不知那荀北今个儿要驯啥猎奇生物。

戚檐接过去便看见了【登山会】,右下角署名【小白】。

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【深水池区】的木匾上爬满了青藤,倒挂下来,蛇似的。

“这你就不懂了吧,儿子的脑袋个数,是爸妈脑袋个数的平均值!”

“说啥呢,【四脑】他妈若是有七个脑袋,加他爸的三个,除以二。那他应该叫【五脑】,而不是【四脑】。”贴过来听他俩讲话的戚檐毫不留情地反驳。

文侪竖个大拇指,答说:“名字言简意赅,好!——只是这儿子和他爹的脑袋个数咋不大一样呢?”

“这暗示什么?”文侪皱了眉,思维却很活络,冷不丁从怪物拐到了人身上,“血缘关系的话,意思是王家三兄弟里有同父异母的?”

杨姐果然在门口等人,看着他俩过来,先是快活地猛招了两三下手,继而一僵,赶忙窜入他俩中间,左右手分别抓着他俩的一只手臂,说:“走,看表演去。”

今儿这场馆里头点了上千盏灯,加上人流如潮,显得热闹非凡。

是软的。

文侪还在思索,那饲养员兼表演者的荀北却将一张彩纸递去他眼前,说:“阿侪,看看吧,表演介绍!今天要表演的是【三脑】的儿子【二脑】和【四脑】。”

“门票,给你俩了,替我和蒋工去一趟吧。”

见文侪嘴角抽搐了一下,荀北问了声:“怎么?”

那【深水池区】,他俩是真真不想去啊。

文侪正欲表态,那深水池区的烛灯倏忽全熄,嚓地,正中央亮起了巨型的白炽灯。

尤老爹气愤地将话筒啪地摁上,扬声说:“你俩快去【深水池区】吧!今儿阿北他要展示深水区生物训练成果,听是很精彩,一般人想看都得花个一百块呢!快快去,长长见识!姓杨的就在门外等你们。”

尤老爹一只手摁了他的肩,凑到耳边去:“那裙子你可得记着收回来,他要是穿着,你也必须扒下来,没地放就藏我这儿,听懂没有?”

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