84、番外七年之痒(2/2)

白鸿昌傻呆呆听着,一言不发。

把被晃得头晕眼花的表叔放下,王锐阴森森一笑:“这招儿果真好使!哼,太太口服液,太太!”

老表叔一点一点把自己藏到了被子里面——妈呀,锐锐太凶残了!果真是七年之痒吧,是吧是吧,是看不上他了吧,是看上更年轻更漂亮的小男孩了吧,是嫌他老嫌他丑嫌他眼睛小了吧!肯定是的!

晚上,老表叔挨挨蹭蹭凑过去,看王锐没反应就大着胆子抱了上去,然后在床上打了两个滚儿。

白鸿昌呼吸一下子就乱了。

老表叔泪奔了。

锐锐要亲我!老表叔大喜,迅速闭上眼睛躺好摆了个诱人的姿势。

白鸿昌又是心疼又是自责。更年期就更年期吧,被骂就被骂吧,受着就是了,表哥能受他为什么不能受,买什么太太口服液啊!看,把人气着了吧!

王锐伸手摘了两个西红柿扔过去,又摘了一个自己拿着啃,看看老表叔一脸求解释的表情,招招手:“过来坐,给你讲个故事。”

不得不说,白家基因就是好,心态超好,接受能力超强。这不,老表叔已经扒了衣服跳进池子里泡澡了。

白鸿昌整个儿傻掉了。

王锐就从上辈子父母去世开始讲起,越讲表叔脸色越难看,一直讲到高考前夕小舅被卷包。

王锐默默扭头。要是小红莲知道,肯定会哭的……

王锐把人一抱就进了空间。

白鸿昌指着小红莲愤怒不已:“就这朵莲花,它还拿叶子抽了我一顿!我一直以为自己是在做梦的!”

至于上辈子唐尧那段,王锐非常干脆地掐掉了。连娃娃亲都被送过木瓜了,他要是再来个爱过七年的前男友,后果,后果那还能设想吗?

王锐挑了挑眉毛。

好一副任人采撷的模样!

白鸿昌一阵头晕眼花,睁眼对上一朵红得异常妖孽的莲花,大惊:“这地方我来过!”

“11年夏天,因为天热去珠宝店蹭冷气,遇到抢劫,中了一枪。”王锐指指肩膀,“就在这里,还没感觉到疼就被手里拿着的那只玉如意给送回了十六年前。然后认识了桑桑,也认识了你,同是死人的你。”

心跳很平稳,也很有力。王锐一瞬间就安心了。

王锐说:“我逃了高考进城打工,做过很多活儿,比如超市促销,比如大排档打杂,比如工地民工。还有,你那温泉小区,我并没看过什么古籍地理志残本,我知道那里有温泉是因为我在那里干过一年活儿。小区建成后一直卖不出去,直到02年发现温泉。”

王锐嘴角就憋出了一堆泡。

王锐想了想,说:“闭上眼睛。”

先生每天都熬一锅绿豆汤给小弟子清热败火。

哮……”

白鸿昌在王锐眼皮上亲亲,又拉过一只手按在自己胸口:“怕什么,我们一直在一起呢!”

白鸿昌抓着王锐的手越发紧了。

是啊,怕什么,我们一直在一起呢!

王锐指指小红莲:“来,介绍下,小红莲,就是它把我送回来的。这厮,据说是盘古开天地时一块灵石所化,平时活泼得很,现在正在解封印闭关呢!最是喜欢干净,第一次见到纪坤就说脏,这才让我上了心。还有绑架那天去给老于祝寿,我不放心把你和桑桑放在家里,就藏在了这里面。至于你被抽,好吧,这小家伙最喜欢美少年,而你,很显然不符合它的审美。”

白鸿昌乖乖坐好等着听故事。

王锐憋屈坏了。

白鸿昌一手握了王锐的手,很紧。

白鸿昌泡了个清凉澡,眼巴巴看着王锐,很沮丧:“怪不得刚认识的时候锐锐看我的目光都怪怪的,原来是看死人呢!”

王锐慢慢抱住白鸿昌,说:“叔,我害怕,03年还没过完呢!”

心里不安,却没法跟人说。表叔是个不着调的,但凡他有点不对都不定联想到哪儿去。这日子,可憋屈死了!

王锐在表叔手上摸摸,说:“别难过,我一直把上辈子的挫折遭遇当做财富。打了四年工,回家参加高考,考入大学。03年夏天,看旧报纸,房地产大亨白鸿昌及其侄子被绑架,缴纳赎金三亿后被撕票。”

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师娘也每天煮了凉茶给王锐带去公司喝。

说完,王锐低头啃西红柿,不再开口了。至于表叔,得给人一点接受时间不是!

王锐笑说:“说不定上辈子我们也见过面,你来视察,我在脚手架上扛水泥袋子,没准儿我们就远远地对视过呢!”

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