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哼哧~哼哧~,熊猫崽子使出吃奶的劲儿推开这个奇怪的女人,是真的吃奶的劲儿,它可还是一个宝宝,吃奶的那种,哦,盆盆奶是她的最爱。

这可真是够倒霉的了。

来不及多思考,冉佳仪忙抬眼望去,只见一只超级无敌可爱的熊猫宝宝正靠坐在一处枯木上,手上还抱着一截竹笋,瞧着别提多惹人爱了。

冉佳仪就这么在正准备步入大学自由的殿堂、谈一场小清新恋爱的时候,被告知有了一个未婚夫,心里那个气哦。

小熊猫崽子看见冉佳仪这神色,也知道她不想再看,于是两只毛茸茸的爪子轻拍了下,眼前的场景仿佛加了八倍速一般快速跃过。

冉佳仪再看时,已然年迈的父母看见自己尸体时候的悲痛欲绝,看见小弟在一旁用尚且稚嫩的肩膀搀扶住双亲强忍住眼泪,看见父母为自己遮上了大睁着的双眼,看见小弟拾起破碎的相机、取出胶片播放出那对渣男贱女的交合画面,看见父母怒气冲冲找上顾家要求退亲,最后如愿以偿退了亲,却也不忘记从顾家啃下一块肉来。

只见地上一个小姑娘,正以一种无比诡异的姿势倒在地上,已经失去了心跳和呼吸,模样凄惨无比。

旁边的行人或围观,或匆匆路过,有那好心的路人给报了警,又帮忙喊了救护车,瞧见的冉佳仪心里哀叹一声:晚了,她已经死了。

熊猫崽子一个白眼过来,冉佳仪觉得自己的心又开始蠢蠢欲动起来,不是我方不坚定,实在是对方魅力太大。

咔嚓、咔嚓,一阵阵拍照声结束后,冉佳仪便带着小伙伴准备拿着到手的把柄离开。

偏偏对方风流还下流,也不知道收敛,在学校里四处搞暧。昧。

艾玛,这动作她在无数次在动物园看见大熊猫的时候就想做了,奈何一墙之隔阻碍了她爱的抱抱,现在可算实现了自己的终极梦想。

放心,你已经与那人解除婚约了,你可要去看看。熊猫崽子颇为无语,这个宿主脑子是不是有点进水了。

就是这样~咕咕~~~~

这次就是接到一个小姐妹的消息,带着闺蜜来捉奸。

来不及为这神奇的手段而惊叹,冉佳仪和熊猫崽子就来到了自己出车祸的地方。

系统007竭诚为您服务,

冉佳仪被推开这才反应过来,眼前这个熊猫可不是一般的熊猫,起码她会说话,还把已经死了的自己带到了这里。

冉佳仪是一个心里有数的,冉家哪怕再疼女儿,但是自家家世不如对方,也没有实质性的证据,贸然提出解除婚约也不好,也就只能先忍着了。

话音刚落,只见熊猫崽子胖手一挥,一人一熊瞬间换了个地儿。

冉佳仪自小也是作为家中的掌上明珠长大的,虽然家里还有一个小弟,父母也更为疼爱小弟,可也没有亏待过自己,所以冉佳仪对于这一点还是很看得开的,联姻没有关系,可至少对方品行要过得去。

冉佳仪一瞬间什么都想不起来,一个箭步冲上去,就是一个熊抱,是真的熊抱。

冉佳仪连忙点头,要的,要的。

好在,冉佳仪虽然大祸死了,也难得有了后福。

冉佳仪,你遇上车祸,身体已经死去,但本系统有意与你灵魂绑定,你可愿意!

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小小的身体,透露的话语却无比沉重,冉佳仪想到了刚才的那场车祸,顿时呜呼出声:我还要解除婚约的啊!

贯彻新时代女性自立自强,

为了保护世界的和平。

冉佳仪不忍直视,看见自己尸体的感觉实在太过心肝颤,她唯一庆幸的是,为了行动方便她没有穿裙子,不然那情景她都不敢想。

冉佳仪:纳尼?

只是这次婚约事关自己一辈子的幸福,冉佳仪势要拿到对方劈腿的证据、顺利解除婚约。

熊猫崽子整整身上的毛发,端正起身子坐在那里,长长的一截竹子被往身后一藏就没有了踪迹,小小的崽子看起来莫名多了些严肃正经的气势。

谁知道,在拿到证据离开的路上,被一辆大货车撞上,一瞬间,脑袋便失去了意识,怀里紧抱着的摄像机在那一瞬间失去约束,顺从惯性被卷向高空,摔得零碎不堪,恰如冉佳仪此时的身体。

死去都还要和那个人渣保持婚约关系,冉佳仪觉得这绝对比自己天妒红颜而英年早逝更加让人难受。

为了防止世界被破坏,

sp; 只是狗血总是来得那么巧。几十年未见的两家人,在冉佳仪和对方上大学时候再次相遇,这时候的冉家虽然不算显赫,但也称得上是京中新贵,原本玩笑般的婚约再次被搬上台面。

猝不及防被抱抱的熊猫崽子一瞬间很是懵逼,我是谁,我在哪,我在干什么?

这不,系统找上门来了。

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