第7章(2/2)

时间一眨眼到了假结婚的日子，

弗雷德叔叔、奥古斯都表弟、克丽丝堂妹、艾比西尼亚二大爷……大布越接待越迷惑，自己居然有这么多远房亲戚？

柯基听完局长关于“阿德如此认真负责不愧是我警局楷模”的表扬后，表情复杂：“我有个不好的猜测不知该不该讲……”

“这是阿德特意交待的，必须好好干。”局长吩咐柯基：“调查全动物王国评分高的婚庆公司，找一家最靠谱的和阿德对接，他要亲自设计婚礼的每个流程！”

“连弟弟都举办了婚礼，你什么时候找一位血统纯正的淑女猫结婚？”

喂，那边那个，不要再显摆你的肱二头肌了！没看你面前的猫咪已经快吓哭了么？！

小布害怕之余生出一丝淡淡的怜悯——以后三花就要和这些粗鲁的狗亲戚一起生活了么？

“这样不好么？”三花不解：“婚礼不就该热闹点？我很高兴他们是真心真意来祝福我们。”

婚礼g

气得今天为了伪装，特意把狮子一样的鬃毛全梳成非洲小辫的藏獒局长不停发射眼刀。

柯基：“？”

“哇哇！”

另一边正由小布负责接待的汪国宾客则是另一种情形。

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柯基：“！”

至于猫咪那边的宾客……局长想了想。

“早上好啊小布偶，上次见面还是在玛丽安的晚宴上，一眨眼你都长这么大了。”

有没在执行任务的警犬帮阿德筹办婚礼，再请汪国中心警局婚礼当天派一批警犬支援。”

他身着正装，手拿请柬来到猫咪别墅的门口，望着奢华的镶玻璃珠大门和草坪上的仙女风猫爬架感叹道：“我为了阿德嫁入豪门牺牲太多。”

“咳咳。”柯基认出他们是自己高价雇佣的帮派成员，用咳嗽声提醒他们注意自己现在扮演的角色。

局长当即给他批了三百条小鱼干，让他雇三十只能抓老鼠会演戏的帮派猫咪充当宾客。

“好险好险。”琳达在背后拍掉爪上煤灰——这次买的煤灰居然飞粉，差评！

停下！都停下！

几猫一狗对了个眼神，穿着合身高定黑西装的本土狸花猫扯了扯衣袖遮住自己健壮的花臂，对前来迎宾的大布道：“午安，大布少爷，在下是美短银虎斑家族的克里斯蒂安。”

“哇！”

他来不及多想，又忙着接待下一位热情的琳达表姨——一位戴着精致礼帽，露出标准黑色面中的贵族暹罗猫。

大布被琳达表姨拍得肩膀发麻，更被她催婚催得头晕脑胀，一时竟没有注意到琳达表姨面中部的黑色晕染有些不自然。

德牧有些尴尬，替自己的同事们辩解：“他们平时不这样。”

无数狗，无数高大的、粗鲁的、臭烘烘的（这条客观来讲出于个猫偏见）狗将他包围在中央，每一只都比他听说过的更野蛮。

他身边路过几只穿礼服的猫咪，柯基听见他们窃窃私语：“不愧是……老大……好气派……”

收到！

柯基主动替他排忧解难：“我有些不错的猫选。”

“放松，背塌下来，不要总盯着四周看，这是参加婚礼，不是出任务！”

出于同事情谊，柯基到底没揭好兄弟阿德的短。

被局长注意到的猫咪正是小布，他感觉这是自己猫生中最糟糕的一天，没有之一。

三花虽然和他相处不多，但早就摸透了这小少爷的心思，远远一看就知道他心里正嘟囔什么【走开】、【臭狗】、【离我远点】、【别碰脏了我新买的礼服】！

他在警局一向以消息灵通著称：“前些年我在侦办猫薄荷走私案时，和地下猫咪帮派有过接触，他们猫很多，个个能文能武，只要小鱼干合适而且不违法，什么活都接！”

高大健壮的优秀警犬们即使没穿警服依旧保持着健康向上的形象，出于某种“身为单身狗不能在猫咪面前失礼”的微妙竞争心态，他（她）们一个个拿出了全警大比武时的劲头，务必用气势压倒同僚。

“大布少爷，核实过请柬，与宾客一致。”负责制作并发放请柬的暹罗猫管家深藏功与名。

“那么现在，就只剩下最后一个问题了。”局长严肃的态度让柯基也忍不住端坐起来。

“……好吧。”

“好久没见，最近去非洲豹表哥的地盘谈生意，晒黑了些，是不是有点认不出　“欢迎参加舍弟婚礼。”大布和这位自称克里斯蒂安的旧识礼貌握爪，疑惑地在记忆中检索他这身古铜色肌肤，无果。

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