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钱德勒点了点头:“是啊,我们刚好还能顺便买好礼物。”

“温蒂,谢谢你的好意。”莫妮卡朝温蒂笑了笑,“但我们这边已经准备了这么多东西,要全部搬上去还是太麻烦了。而且,你们不觉得圣诞热带主题派对听起来很棒吗?”

瑞秋接过毛巾,往脸上一盖,发出一声满足的喟叹。

罗斯试着按回去,但失败了:“装不回去了。”

“好,暖气,暖气,暖气!还说我没完没了。”罗斯一边嘟囔着,一边朝暖气片走去,“让我看看,往这边拧是开,往另一边是——”

夜幕降临,派对开始。

因为钱德勒和乔伊答应陪菲比去找她的亲生父亲。第二天一大早,他们就裹着外套出门了。

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每一位客人进门都会因为扑面而来的热浪而愣住,接着就是一脸懵地开始脱衣服,然后就是拿起扇子开始拼命扇风。

罗斯把旋钮递给莫妮卡,阴阳怪气地说着:“噢,我都忘了你有融合金属的能力了。”

罗斯声音戛然而止的同时,温蒂听到了一声沉闷的“咔哒”声,下意识探头看去:“怎么了?”

但她有些紧张,想问大家谁有时间能陪她一起去。

瑞秋举起手:“我支持。”

罗斯正要跟着举手,被莫妮卡一把按了下去。

莫妮卡放下手头上的事情,迅速擦干净双手:“我来试试。”

莫妮卡这时才抬起头,冲着罗斯说道:“那就把它装回去!”

莫妮卡立刻指使罗斯去把暖气关小,罗斯还想继续说什么,莫妮卡直接打断了他:“罗斯,暖气。”

“有人弄坏了我们的暖气片的旋钮,我们这里好热……是的,热到可以烤饼干了。”在瑞秋说完这句话后,所有人都小心翼翼地瞄了一眼莫妮卡的表情。

“你好,崔格先生。”瑞秋这时打通了电话,另外三人迅速围到了她身边。

罗斯听到这迅速转过身,对着莫妮卡说:“好吧,给他小费吧。”

菲比似乎是松了口气:“谢谢你们,那我们明天早上咖啡馆门口见。”

下午三点左右,罗斯慢悠悠地推门进来。他自然是不做事的,一来就围着正在忙碌的莫妮卡和温蒂自顾自地聊起天来,从今晚的派对菜单一直扯到他最近的研究新发现。

“请问你能在六点之前帮我们换上新的吗?”不知道对面说了什么,瑞秋的脸色肉眼可见地变差了,她声音拔高了几度,“什么?不、不要,我们等不到周二,我们今晚有派对。”

没人能劝动打定主意的莫妮卡,温蒂和瑞秋、罗斯分别交换了一个无奈的眼神,三人同时耸了耸肩。

罗斯嘲讽道:“这下有主题了‘快进来体验被烤熟的滋味吧 ’。”

温蒂在莫妮卡家吃过午饭后,就被莫妮卡留下来为晚上的派对做准备。而瑞秋则以昨天晚上太累了的理由,向莫妮卡申请回房间睡回笼觉了。

就在莫妮卡不胜其烦的时候,被热醒的瑞秋从房间里走了出来:“噢,这里都快变成蒸笼了。”

乔伊立刻表示自己和钱德勒都有时间。

莫妮卡拍板道:“这样吧,如果晚上我们都受不了了,再转移到你家去。”

“要不晚上来我家办派对呢?”温蒂提议。

莫妮卡干笑了两声:“你的笑话不好笑。”

……

其余三人张了张嘴,没有人说出反驳的话。

瑞秋刚好目睹了这个过程:“你把暖气片搞坏了?”

瑞秋长叹了一口气:“我打电话给管理员。”

温蒂在一旁点头附和:“莫妮卡,就给他吧。”

罗斯僵立在暖气片前,手里还捏着一个脱落的旋钮。

“不,不是……”罗斯看着手里脱落的旋钮,无力地辩解,“我刚刚在转旋钮,然后它就、就掉了。”

莫妮卡没有一丝犹豫就拒绝了这个提议:“不,不喜欢我们的饼干就算了吧,我才不要任人勒索呢。最坏的打算,如果这里有点热,那就改成主题派对好了。”

温蒂从厨房拿了条沾了冷水的毛巾,穿过人群,走到刚招待完新客人的瑞秋旁边:“擦擦汗吧。”

不等他们再说什么,听筒里便传来了“嘟”的一声——电话挂断了。

温蒂、瑞秋和莫妮卡换上了清凉的短袖短裤,罗斯没有衣服换,但他特意打电话让朱莉来的时候给他带一套夏季衣服。

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