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这边建议有窝就回有囊就装,下次请不要再做如此惊悚的梦了,魏小鹿的一世英明险些就要被这梦给毁掉。

成熟度上来看似乎是有一定的差距,但是问题不大,魏小鹿是一款可发展的新时代美女。

坐在电脑前,魏小鹿开了好多个软件和文档,上下左右地摆布在壁纸上,最终把抖音电脑版藏在钉钉之下,就算布局好了这项伟大的面子工程。

而且,很快还凭借超绝战斗力,斩获了一家在学校附近的国企实习offer,进的部门还是颐养天年的网络部。

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她可没像梦里那个伪冒魏小鹿的家伙那么怂,上份在互联网大厂的实习,虽然她被带教贬低,被同事背刺,还被迫接了一手的脏活累活……但是她,英勇辞职了!

对面产互部在搞什么神鬼仪式呢?

“哦,这样啊。”魏小鹿遗憾地咂咂嘴。

美则美矣,就是……有点孤单。

什么窝囊梦!

但其实每一天她都很闲。

——她真的会对探索这些“印象分 1”的旁门左道乐此不疲。

隔壁光头大叔正在吃早饭,前面短发阿娘在给闺女织毛衣,斜对面的精瘦老哥举着手机看股票涨跌……似乎只有走道里打扫卫生的大妈是在工作着的。

魏小鹿扶着后颈转了转脑袋,起身拿起墙角的拖把,朝大妈走了过去。

如瀑的黑发散至腰际,发尾一段似乎烫过,微微波浪起一点卷的模样。

这种工位上刷视频的感觉还挺刺激,没体验过恋爱滋味的魏小鹿,也在工位过上了惊险的偷情生活。

魏小鹿立刻停止幻想,打开excel,做出一副为工作痴狂的牛马模样。

打扫完卫生,魏小鹿刚回到工位坐下,就听见一阵激情轩昂的掌声。

魏小鹿留意到,曾萃在进门时看到了她勤劳的姿态,不禁涌起了一点微妙的满足。

“好嘞曾总。”魏小鹿起身走了过去。

和自己部门这些长辈们是发展不出来什么情感支持系统了,魏小鹿正在估量中午下班去隔壁勾搭这刚来的妹子当饭搭子的可能性,就在这时,曾萃就从部长办公室走了出来。

光的来处,她看到了从窗帘缝隙里泄进来的一道明亮。

从床上一骨碌爬起来,洗漱完往头上别几个彩色发卡,再抓个面包去赶公交,最终八点半在公司楼下准时打卡——这就是她一天当中,唯一称得上是繁忙的时段了。

“小鹿,”曾萃在她桌子边缘敲了一下,“过来。”

入职这份工作,她运气就开始狂欧,一路饱经优待,不仅清闲事少领导不找,还各种补贴奖励包吃包住,每天往工位一坐十分钟干完活就可以畅玩一天,然后晚上回员工公寓还能享受曼妙的独居生活,说是神仙日子也不为过了。

“阿姨,”魏小鹿追上她,“后边的我帮你干吧。”

但这些短视频只有在忙里偷闲的时候最好看,眼神空泛地扫过了几条,魏小鹿又逐渐地觉得乏趣起来。

“姐,”魏小鹿往前凑,“那是产互部新来的实习生吗?”

保洁大妈无措地笑着,搓了搓衣服:“又是你啊。”

咦咦——魏小鹿叹气,这不就是她一直想要的职场样态吗?她拿起小镜子欣赏两眼自己,又往隔壁新来的那儿看过去。

隔着两道玻璃门窗,隐约能看见那边有个在站着讲话的身影,可惜距离太远看不清容貌,只能从轮廓上勾出个大概来。

曾萃把她叫到旁边,把双臂架在胸前,一副派活的样子,看得魏小鹿寒毛一紧,心中呐喊为什么又是我。

缓了两秒钟,视线和神智才慢慢地回到了这一刻。

拖地途中,他们部长曾萃抵达了这片养老院。

魏小鹿点开钉钉瞄了眼,依旧是安静如许,没什么通知消息,便循声往外瞅了去。

她翘起头来,悄悄打量着周围。

“哎,又是我咧。”魏小鹿应了声,边拖地边感慨,这一天里仅剩的人际交往估计也都是跟这位大妈了。

入职一周来,魏小鹿始终兢兢业业偷懒,勤勤恳恳娱乐,在周围上午打完卡就消失不见的中年肥男膘女的衬托下,她已成功凭借电脑摸鱼术,在部长曾萃那里留下了努力上进的好印象。

还以为是盟友,好方便一块约饭逛街呢。

简约知性,自信大方。

短发阿娘手中针织活没停,往外瞥一眼又收回来:“看着不像实习的,他们部门那成天忙得胡七八糟,老多不干了走的,估计这人就是岗位调动,过来补个空缺。”

与这头发相称的,是件蓝白点格的修身长裙,看起来很日常,但气质一衬托,就显得很职场干练。

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