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兰鹿看到兰珩出现,立即傻笑着大手一挥,将自己的化身全都收了起来,随即迅速扑到了兰珩怀里蹭来蹭去:

哪怕千百年过去,兰珩还是会被超擅长撒娇的兰鹿给可爱到,他只能好笑地揉揉怀中少年的脑袋:“你好歹也是个天道,怎么会没事干?”

“没什么。”

……就是外面有些吵闹。

陆天:“正太怎么样?听说凡人界最近很流行这个。”

“嘿嘿,这不是闲得无聊嘛。”

难不成是物种差距?人和天道的种族差距居然体现在这里了吗?

毕竟别的也就算了,若是让兰鹿看见了,绝对会撒泼打滚想要去恋综秀恩爱的——而兰珩也总是会对兰鹿心软。

陆桃:“我同意!最好是那种眼睛大大个子小小的软萌型~”

若不是兰珩坚持,他现在就得在通讯仪上批奏折,本来如今莫名其妙的奏折就够多了,若是真的换成了通讯仪,那数量不知得添上多少倍。

对此,兰珩喜忧参半。

瞳微微瞪大凝视空中的模样,不禁让云溪有些奇怪,他顺着对方的视线看去,却什么都看不到,只好出声询问。

所以为了避免人皇和人皇道侣出去“丢人现眼”,兰珩决定把危机扼杀在摇篮里。

“你们觉得我下一个化身整什么模样好?”

“只是我刚刚收到了一封……婚礼请柬。”

兰珩漫不经心地给手中那封邀请自己给「仙尊101」第100季的出道日担当颁奖嘉宾的奏折打了个大叉,最开始他看到这种东西还会被气到发笑,现在已经完全不以为意了。

“远方友人的,婚礼请柬。”

人皇殿一年才上一次朝,平日里只住着兰珩和兰鹿两个人,毕竟小鹿这家伙醋劲大到连只灵宠都不许兰珩养,非要用自己化身成的可爱猫猫来代替,仆人的工作也都由傀儡完成。

……兰鹿甚至还煞有介事地把化身召集在一起开会!

“除了珩珩外,没有任何重要的事值得我亲自去干!”

兰珩实在是不理解兰鹿这喜欢幻化化身的诡异爱好,明明都是同一个意识,只不过寄托在不同的身体里而已,就像是左手和右手猜拳一样,能有什么趣味?

自从他和兰鹿的结道大典用了实时光影法器做了全仙界直播后,仙界的炼器师们似乎都灵感大发,做出了各式各样的法器。如今整个仙界已经人手一部多功能通讯仪,娱乐产业更是蓬勃发展。

兰鹿满意地点点头:“那就这么决定了。”

今天的仙界也很和平。

兰珩揉了揉眉心,他走出御书房,果不其然看到了极热闹的人群,有五六个人正规规矩矩地站成一排,他们前方则是一个双手叉腰正在训话的身影。

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兰鹿打量了一圈,看看自己这些年来积攒出的化身:艳丽的、清纯的、冷峻的、温柔的……那当真是应有尽有,几乎囊括了一切美人的类型,看得人眼花缭乱。

奥古斯丁迅速恢复镇定,但心里的波澜却还没彻底平复,他有些迟疑地开口道:

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喜的是娱乐事业蓬勃发展后,仙界打架斗殴的频率都大幅度降低,比武比美的直播倒是多了不少;忧的是如今路边的仙人们整日低头刷通讯仪的模样简直没法看,让每个刚刚从修真界飞升的修真者们大吃一惊——然后迅速加入。

能把向来沉稳冷静的仙界唯一人皇逼到爆粗口,兰鹿也是头一人了。

嗯,仙界今天也很和平。

兰珩头冒青筋,给了兰鹿一个脑瓜崩:“决定个屁。”

所以谁在吵闹,不言自明。

按理说,已经成为仙帝的兰珩也是有幻化多个化身的能力的,但是他对此毫无兴趣,他实在是不能理解兰鹿的这种恶趣味。

兰珩又面无表情地给下一份邀请他和兰鹿参加情侣恋综的奏折打了个大叉,他想想还不太放心,直接用灵火将这份奏折烧掉。

“珩珩你批奏折,我又没事干,只能自娱自乐一下~”

那些化身的话明明都是兰鹿操纵着说的,简直就是另一种形式的自言自语,简直和那些喜欢在通讯仪上开多个小号和人聊天的仙人如出一辙……还“商讨”出什么下一个做正太的化身,明明就是兰鹿自己想做!

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