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“我震惊的不是这件事儿!”老项左手拿瓜右手拿菜,双枪一样指向李青提,“你你你……你是这样的人吗?”

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老项气沉丹田,刚想张口,李青提打断他们:“行了,别演相声了。”

一石激起千层浪,“我靠”占了大部分信息,以及“这进展是坐火箭了吗”,“不愧我提哥,拿下小狼狗轻而易举”,唰唰唰,下雪一样,迷人眼睛,想象尺度之巨大,李青提咬牙看完了。他群里艾特老项和卞卞,回复:限你们十分钟内做出解释。

“他过来工作,碰巧遇上了。”

原舒、唐桃和王晖复制粘贴:展开说说是什么好事?

李青提笑一笑,洗完手,拿过小葱,取一部分出来切葱花,“你们对付暄有意见吗?”

老项看热闹不嫌事大,紧跟一条回复,他艾特李青提,说床单已经干洗好了,现在准备带回去。

他语气不咸不淡,卞卞却听出不赞同,和一丝丝不爽的意味,像护短,犹如很久之前,李青提为他在无良父母面前说话的时候。也在此时,卞卞意识到一棵树的晃动,是因为一阵突如其来的风,他敛起玩笑脸,认真说:“是我们不对。”

拿出手机,群里已经99+的消息,他滑到最上方,慢慢看。起初是卞卞平地起惊雷:家人们,我好像坏了提哥和小心肝的好事……

没看路的卞卞一头撞在李青提后背上,李青提轻轻叹一声,卞卞立正了,紧接着握住手机跨步下楼,嘴里说不打扰你们了,溜得剩下一阵风。

“玩弄小屁孩的人呐!”老项头脑灵活,大胆猜测,“所以这就是你的风流债,人家现在上门来跟你讨名分了是吧?是这回事儿不?”

“我不傻。”黄嘉宝坐在椅子上,昂首挺胸,双腿交叠,嘴角平直无笑,“老项,你说说,地球多少人口?中国多少?”

李青提无言以对,心里已觉不妙。果然,下了楼,李青提才带着付暄和老龚乌乌打完招呼,抱了抱他们的女儿小葡萄,原舒和唐桃围过来,要将付暄拉走,说去院子听歌闲聊。李青提思虑须臾,挥挥手,把懵懵的付暄放行了。

室内寂寂,李青提把葱花装好盘,去冰箱拿了排骨解冻,付暄吃不了烧烤。他淘碗米,院子说笑声一浪大过一浪。

卞卞继续洗青椒,支吾嗯几声,“感觉那小子不靠谱,你懂吗?一张脸长得花心样。”

“卞卞,你出去看看。”李青提胳膊肘拐拐埋头洗菜的人,“他小我们10岁,你们多担待。”

这么说,也不能是全错。起初在康康那儿遇到,再后来,是付暄以退为进追到这儿。李青提将排骨放锅里焯水,顿一顿,才说:“确实是凑巧遇上了。”

两人手里提着几袋菜,黄嘉宝下巴往院子的方向歪歪,审视李青提,“怎么回事儿?”

“傻笑什么?”李青提在台阶上停下来,“看着点儿台阶,别又添伤。”

他不知道付暄会如何应对社交,简单来说,他不认为自己多了解付暄,从前的相处,吃饭,睡觉,上床,冷战争执,再深入的便没有了。虽然几日下来,付暄比以往成熟许多,而他仍有些不放心,老项和黄嘉宝不知有没滋哇什么,乐队几人十几年来与他感情深厚,自然是向着他的。

k乐队的键盘手,老龚,你见过,几年前在嘉宝的酒吧。”

才走一人,李青提洗好排骨,厨房又进来两人,老项和黄嘉宝。

半信半疑,黄嘉宝却又从中琢磨出什么。老项忙活着处理食材,察觉出名堂,递根削好的山药给李青提:“你要煮粥是吧?加上这个。”

场面滑稽,黄嘉宝没忍住笑出声,“老项,下巴好收一收了,性多正常。”

李青提问:“我哪样了?”

李青提接过,老项问道:“所以你们是咋回事儿啊?别打哑迷行不?前男友?旧情复燃?”

五分钟后,洗完小葱的卞卞在群里解释,嘿嘿笑,说尺度没有那么大,抱着而已。李青提走到厨房,卞卞看到他,放下手机,说话结结巴巴,“哥,亲哥,他们想象空间大不怪我吧。”

付暄不会没有印象,惹他吃飞醋的那个,又是一桩糗事,他挠挠毛线帽,心念一转,反而为李青提记得往事而开心。

“他自己追过来的吧?”黄嘉宝靠在椅背上。

卞卞哦一声,笑着看他,挑下眉头走了。

“你们什么时候学会看面相了?”李青提反问。

看来黄嘉宝没说,仔细想想,也没什么不好说,李青提清清嗓子,“前炮友。”

老项下巴快掉到地上。

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