大帝只想躺平 第466节(2/2)

总被丢在家里的男朋友熟练又沧桑地叠好睡乱的被子与枕头,身后的尾巴将那只大龙玩偶直接卷到了一旁的橱柜中,关门时还没忘抽它几尾巴,将本就不大的玻璃球豆豆眼抽得更歪更小。

突如其来的,这条连下楼买饼都懒得动腿的咸鱼在干什么呢。

女朋友硬邦邦道:“如果不是亲手制作的,那就没意义了。”

“早上好。”

她面无表情:“据说这是做出过世界记录上最多汁小鸡腿的冠军烤炉,服役53年,我昨晚坐飞机过去把它和它主人的秘藏食谱都弄回来了,今天凌晨四点就开始预热炉子,再等四十六分零五秒,这波蜜汁小鸡腿就烤好了。”

“这都看不出来么,我在做烘焙,不能错过一分一秒。”

“……奥黛丽,你怎么了?你在抹眼睛。哪里难受吗?”

小概率在某家俱乐部楼上的房间里呼呼大睡,大概率在客厅沙发上带着一股酒味呼呼大睡,极大概率在公园长椅上抱着不知从哪寻摸来的零食呼呼大睡。

……黑缓了半晌,调整好自己做过噩梦后又被这垃圾毛茸茸糊了一脸的糟糕心情,这才起身下床。

黑龙不觉得这是女朋友欺负龙,他觉得这是男朋友的正当职责,所以每次看见她独自拎垃圾拿外卖,都会有点点不安。

黑龙不安又困惑,但他直觉不能再追问盯着烤炉的女朋友,尽管她在呼呼冒烟的大烤炉前依旧端着冷飕飕的表情,冷得像冬天的冰湖……但这片冰湖似乎更需要安抚。

虽然她不是没干过半夜刷视频突然嘴馋想吃东西的事……但她只会去楼下买烧烤,或者叫醒他让他去卖烧烤。

因为不再诚惶诚恐地认定奥黛丽随时可能丢下自己,所以半夜不再会因为枕边人轻动惊醒,又格外焦虑地跟踪她确认她的行程。

大帝瞥他一眼,便重新专注地盯住了面前熊熊燃烧的大烤炉,操起铁钳往炉灶里填上滚烫的炭火。

黑理好卧室后又去一旁的盥洗室简单打理了一下自己,最后那点噩梦带来的恐惧感在两把冷水脸下散了个精光,然后他准备出门搜寻大帝。

没有酒味,没有烟味,没有充着电的手机电脑游戏机。

现在倒好,她一抱一亲,他便能一觉到天亮。

这是早晨七点半,让我想想,先从小区花坛那儿找起……

黑龙深感莫名其妙。

“哟。”

黑龙:“?”

“不要。”

“那我来帮您看着火,转炉子,您起码先去睡一会儿,等鸡腿烤好了我再叫……”

,方便她随时溜号。

黑拉开房门。

床单透心凉,正如龙的心脏。

黑愣了一瞬。

他只好也蹲下来。

……该怪的罪魁祸首还是他自己,自从在亚尔托兰受过伤后,他休眠时的警觉程度就大大下降,以前明明奥黛丽一动弹他就能醒过来,不管她去哪儿蹦迪他都能及时跟上……

他绕到床的另一侧收拾女朋友乱扔的衣服,捡起她脱掉的睡衣与短裤,麻木地屏蔽了“昨晚她去溜街时穿得有多清凉”,摸了摸枕头下的床单,不无意外地估测出,她晚上出去后压根就没回来过。

黑龙:“?”

要什么意义,多大的意义值得您一整夜不睡觉,去折腾什么烤炉什么小鸡腿秘方?

“不要。”

……还是说,这是心理深处建立起的“安全感”在作祟吗?

……美好吗,一觉醒来热爱深夜鬼混的女友再次不见人影,真的美好吗。

“您这是又通宵一晚……做什么了?”

“走开。炭火熏眼睛也熏鼻子,你堵在这里很难让空气流通的。我还要……唔……还要准备四十六分……零五秒。”

现实是这样的,你要顾虑早餐、晨跑与上午和那帮同事排得满满当当的视频会议,不能因为“背着我买龙形毛茸茸”或“想起了几百年前的糟糕烂事”就冲去和女朋友大吵一架,破坏这个相对来说比较美好的早上。

清醒的女朋友就蹲在那儿,厨房,瓷砖地上,她面前是一台黑糊糊的大烤炉,她脸上则挂着两个黑漆漆的深眼圈。

况且,什么时候几根鸡腿也能劳动陛下忙忙碌碌一晚上……她对鸡腿的爱可没到这份上,把“鸡腿”换成“啤酒”……也不太对,陛下戒酒大半年了。

唉。

面朝呼呼冒烟的炉火,行动力超强的女朋友突然吸了吸鼻子。

“您要是想吃炭烤蜜汁小鸡腿,叫醒我和我说一声就……”

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这么一想,其实挺好。

他生怕下岗。或被分手。两个差不多。

“今天早饭吃蜜汁小鸡腿。现在走吧,别在这挡我看火,厨房很小。”

……不不不,他女朋友太爱独自出门瞎浪了,这种安全感还是少一点吧,尾巴里塞个毛茸茸就察觉不到她离开,这也太差劲了……要保持警惕啊……

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