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卡卡西和带土罕见地挨坐在一起,四只手紧紧捏着同一份诊断报告。白纸黑字写得清清楚楚:先前诊断有误,不存在妊娠迹象。

煜努力绷住脸,但眼底的笑意怎么也藏不住。他终于体会到当乐子人的快乐了——尤其是看另一个乐子人破防的时候。

既然都要当父亲了……

他轻轻啧了一声,故意用带着几分‘委屈’的语气说:‘我真的生气了。’

阿墨的怒吼几乎要震碎链接,那声音里的暴躁和杀气比刚才还要浓烈几分,硬生生打断了煜未说完的话。

卡卡西慢了半拍,先是不可置信地瞪大眼睛,紧接着周身的气息都冷了下来:“白痴!是我们两个的孩子才对!”他也上前一步,不甘示弱地看向煜,“要亲也是和我亲!”

这个念头刚在煜脑海中闪过,带土突然像是想起了什么,眼睛更亮了。他回想起那些浅显的“情报”里提到:两个人一起睡觉就能有孩子,亲嘴不是必须的……但是……

他故意停顿了一下,像是在思考什么‘可怕’的惩罚,最后却只憋出一句:‘……我就真的把宇智波带土和旗木卡卡西栽地里去!’

“我也有!”

该说不愧是乐子人吗?

‘现在也可以!’

就在这时,灵魂链接里阿墨的笑声戛然而止。

‘都别吵了——’他的语调愉快极了,‘其实孩子是我的!’

站在旁边的煜内心只剩无语:‘……本就没有的东西说它干啥。’

土嚷嚷。

带土猛地抱紧脑袋,黑色发丝被手指攥得凌乱,瞳孔地震:“不可能…这不可能……我和熠的孩子……就这么没了?” 声音从质疑跌进颤抖,仿佛真的失去了什么珍贵之物。

水门和玖辛奈对视一眼,同时松了口气。水门揉了揉眉心:“我就说……熠明明是男孩子。” 语气里带着释然,又有点好笑自己之前竟也跟着紧张。

医护人员温和的解释像隔着一层雾,飘进耳朵却进不了脑子。

‘哼。’阿墨轻哼一声,虽然不想承认,但链接那边传来的情绪明显愉悦了几分,‘这还差不多。下次再这样……’

‘又不是对世界意志毫无反抗之力。’阿墨的声音几乎是在磨牙,‘这两个家伙在我面前装什么小尾巴狼?’

这么亲密的事,应该也可以做吧?!

两人在推搡争执间不自觉地同时向煜靠近,看起来都试图“先下手为强”。煜试图开口解释:“等等,你们先听我说——”

‘够了!本体,你跟他们废什么话?!’

煜愣了一秒,随即唇角不自觉地扬起。他想起了自己刚被诊断“怀孕”时,阿墨可是透过灵魂链接第一时间赶来嘲笑。现在嘛……

‘笑容不会消失,只会转移。’他愉快地想,‘很显然现在转移到我脸上了。’

“该让开的是你。”卡卡西冷着脸,“我有重要的事要和熠说。”

六天后,医院病房里弥漫着消毒水的味道。

煜按住突突直跳的太阳穴。

于是他用一种刻意的、略带犹豫的语气开口:“其实他们两个还是孩子,不懂事……”

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煜从善如流,声音里带着安抚的笑意:‘好了好了,别生气了。我的阿墨最棒了,行了吧?’

就在两人争执不下时,煜头疼地看着他们。而更让他无力的是,灵魂链接里突然传来阿墨那个乐子人带着笑意的声音:

‘本体!!!’

……

这个念头一旦出现就再也压不住了。带土突然凑到煜面前,双眼亮得惊人:“熠!为了庆祝这个孩子是我们两个人羁绊的结晶——”他声音里充满期待,“我们一起亲一下庆祝一下吧!”

灵魂链接那头,阿墨嫌弃地啧了一声。

灵魂链接那头沉默了片刻。随即,阿墨像是终于反应过来,声音里的暴躁褪去,取而代之的是一种带着微妙了然的语调:‘……本体,你学坏了。’

‘在木叶没建立之前,我能给他们俩都栽地里s人参——’阿墨顿了顿,忽然又恢复了些许笑意,‘哈哈,骗你的。’

透过链接传来的情绪里翻涌着罕见的暴躁,其中甚至还透着几分杀意。

卡卡西没说话,但盯着报告的那双眼睛完全失焦了。他握着纸张的指尖微微发颤,那个用来构建“最深联系”的未来图景,突然被抽掉了地基。

连本体的乐子都要看……

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