第239章 梦境1 咸鱼继母想开了(2/2)

“既然天公不作美,那也没办法,就它了,快,给它披上红披风,咱们就带着它去虞家迎亲去!”

待听人说了这鹅好斗,祸祸了所有鸡鸭,管事的眼珠一转,笑得意味不明。

“娘可真是,再让我这么补下去,身体没事也能补出点毛病来。”

出征在外接到信件的沈至:“……”

一个时辰后,滕幼可抽着嘴角,被大白鹅驮进荣国公府拜堂。

管事的来催,“这么久了,怎么还没把鸡送来,误了迎亲的吉时可就不好了。”

他正抓紧时间看前方的加紧战报,看到一整口铁锅被抬进屋、端上桌,无奈地摇头失笑。

下人应声,恭敬地退出去,小丫鬟偷看一眼自家公子,只见着一张低头专注在勾画什么的俊美侧颜。

大白鹅“嘎”一声,“遇到鹅算你走运,身体借我用用,走时候还你一副健康的体魄。”

都是大喜事。”

主院,一群丫鬟婆子追着一只大白鹅东奔西跑,撞散了柴堆,踩坏了名贵的花草,鸡飞狗跳。

“嘎!”

他是一少夫人的人,能让大房丢脸,何乐而不为?

“抱歉,只能暂时委屈你了。”他轻叹一声,如玉容颜映着明亮的烛火,奋笔疾书。

她果然怨我。

敢逼着滕幼可替嫁,看鹅不一嘴揪秃了你!

“我那么大一只炖鹅跑哪儿去了!”

“我过去时,主院那边正好出了乱子,一只买来炖汤的大白鹅从厨房跑出来,把一小姐的头发给扯掉了一大把,看起来竟像是秃了……”

看起来色香味俱全、全身洒满葱花的大白鹅偷偷睁开眼,来回打量着眼前这男子,不由啧啧。

“比起一个常年征战在外的夫君,当然是能整天缠着滕幼可的继子更合鹅心意了,贴贴抱抱举高高,嘿嘿嘿。”

一人一鹅朝荣国公夫妇双双叩拜。

荣国公世子沈至似乎听见鹅叫声,回过头刚好对上铁锅炖大鹅的一对小眼睛,一脸狐疑。

丹白额头已经磕红了,听话地咬紧唇,眼泪还在唰唰掉,让人看得心酸又好笑。

一转眼,大白鹅混进给大厨房采购家禽的平板车里,挤在一群鸡鸭中间,成功溜进了荣国公府。

此一去九死一生,但愿,他还能活着回来,见到他那即将过门的新娘。

“嘎嘎!”

“一拜天地!”

傍晚,一道铁锅炖大鹅被送到连完婚都等不及、不日即将出征的荣国公世子面前。

这边吵起来时,大白鹅已经大摇大摆走进荣国公府小少爷的卧房,三岁的小男娃患有先天心疾,此刻熟睡中骤然发病,无人察觉,眼看气息全无。

“嘎嘎嘎!”

死不瞑目?

“来人,我没胃口,这鹅……撤下去你们分了吧。”

“好哇,背着我们吃独食。”

哪只鸡这么走运,美得它!

“凑合的皮囊,无趣的灵魂,就知道打打杀杀,还是放开那个滕幼可,让鹅来吧!”

“鹅呢???”

大白鹅翅膀一扑棱,飞上墙头,扭头朝所有人拍拍屁股,留下一院子狼藉,嘚瑟地溜之大吉。

大白鹅嘤咛一声,“鹅好怕怕呀。”

只剩下一直油光水亮的大白鹅,梳着羽毛,傲然挺立在一群手下败将中间。

小少爷沈遏被沈至的弟妹一少夫人柳氏偷偷拉到一旁,小声叮嘱他,“你继母进门会打你,不给你糖吃,你怕不怕?”

他一声令下,立即有门外当值的小厮推门而入,低着头不敢乱看,轻手轻脚撤走了大铁锅。

大白鹅转向滕幼可,激动地搓搓翅膀。

次日,满朝文武都听说了荣国公府上昨日的闹剧,新媳妇拜堂时怒揍“新郎”,据说直接送去大厨房给炖了。

柳氏心说,怕就对了,耐心哄道:“等下新媳妇接来了,你就跳出去问她,为什么会和一只大公鸡拜堂,给她个下马威,这样她就不敢不打你了,记住没有?”

什么,她居然答应嫁了?鹅大爷没空跟你们玩了,她要嫁只能嫁给鹅!

太诡异了。

“一拜高堂!”

“这鹅……”

“你路上是不是偷吃了,说!”

一人一鹅眨眼间融合,三岁小少爷的左眼尾浮现出一颗灼目的红痣。

眨眼间,大厨房里所有的鸡鸡鸭鸭都被拔光毛,蹲在墙角瑟瑟发抖。

半个时辰后,看着骑着白马向她走来的大白鹅,滕幼可:“???”

即便如此也足以让人心神荡漾,魂不守舍。

“先放着,你们都下去吧,主院那边要是来人问,就说我用了一些。”

门外,得了赏赐的小厮高兴得咧嘴笑,两人一起抬着大铁锅往后面的倒座房走,然而回屋掀开锅盖一看——

眨眼到了大婚当日,荣国公府张灯结彩,上下喜气洋洋。

一进门,看见满地鸡鸭毛,还有一只常胜将军似的大白鹅,他愣了愣,“怎么回事?”

仆妇们:“???”

滕幼可:“……”

沈至这才觉得舒服些,没了那种被什么东西窥视的别扭感,继续研究前线的战况,制定对策。

“不是我我没有!我端出来时候它明明还在,我这一路也没离手,真是活见鬼,饿呢!”

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来追我呀,追不到你鹅大爷,哈哈哈!

刚刚送进来莫非就是睁着眼?

脂红无语,赶她去洁面,扭回头跟滕幼可八卦起来。

柳氏掩嘴笑,“是啊,你说好不好笑,急急忙忙嫁过来,世子爷早领兵出征了,连迎亲的都是这只鸡,这不,他们正在大厨房挑让哪只去呢。”

三岁的小人儿突然跳起来,一巴掌呼晕了没安好心的柳氏,跟着大白鹅从沈遏身体里钻出,撒丫子奔向大厨房。

大白鹅一听,瞪圆眼,“你说什么?她和一只大公鸡拜堂?”

“夫妻对拜!”

玛德,忍你很久了,来劲是吧!

滕幼可矜持一拜,大白鹅激动得哐哐磕头。

“满口胡言乱语,炖熟的大鹅,它还能自己跑了不成?”

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