第十九章 火炼人皮纸(2/5)

吴大宝吆喝顺了口,让孝子翻了三个跟头,等本家少爷翻过跟头,往下是这家少奶奶,怀有六七个月的身孕,心里明白躲不过去,谁敢担不孝的骂名?可实在是翻不了跟头,苦求道:“趴地上给您打个滚行不行?”

催老道刚从茅房出来,听得风声不对,跳进黄河也洗不清了,好汉不吃眼前的亏,脚底板抹油溜出城,一时不敢回去,身上又没几个钱,想先到乡下避避风头,拿白事会那份定钱买了几天的干粮,胡乱裹上,一路走过南洼地界,出城后但见各处庄稼荒芜,路上听到消息,河南有大批灾民造反,朝廷调遣直隶驻军镇压,杀戮甚重,沿途尽是逃难北上的饥民和乱兵,地方上多有逃亡之屋,走到后来连饥民也看不到了,人都饿死了,到处是死人,他心下惨然,凄凄惶惶的独行,途中经过一片坟地,只见坟头后转出一条黑狗,个头都快赶上牛犊子了,口中叼着一个小孩,瞪起两个血红的狗眼,对着催老道呲牙低吼。



吴大宝不认字,祭文他念不了,吆喝磕头他听得多了,没有什么难的,告诉催老道:“师傅你放心,这活儿交给我了,您赶紧去吧,带草纸没带?”

吴大保放下茶壶,手捧祭文,592开始吆喝吊唁,招呼一声孝子跪,本家少爷排在头一个,谁先谁后,这都是有顺序的,按人头招呼不会出错,那位少爷听执事叫到他,立即进灵堂跪倒在地,大放悲声。

原来催老道前几天没怎么吃饭,肚子里没食儿,早上连吃三碗锅巴菜,挂不住了,念完祭文几乎憋出虚恭,急着上茅房,可是几十号吊唁的人排在灵堂外,只等执事吆喝上去磕头,总不能让这么多人在此干等,如何是好?

家的居士,都得会念经,那也是一门功夫,死人前七天为头七,到送路出殡为止,每一天都要念五捧经,上午两段下午两段,夜里再来一段大的,其中的空档由执事念祭文,让孝子贤孙和前来吊唁的人上来磕头,催老道就干这个,耳听诵经已毕,第一捧经念完了,展开祭文诵读,他常年在南门说书算卦,嘴上有功夫,装模做样,声情并茂,听得灵堂下哭成一片,念完祭文该吆喝吊唁磕头了,催老道往左右一看,心说:“大事不好!”

那位少爷生在有钱人家,人情世故一概不懂,也没经过白事,这是头一次,之前有人告诉他,在灵堂上一定得听执事的,执事让你做什么你做什么,该磕头就磕头,该哭就使劲哭,要不然别人准说你不孝,他只记得这番话,听执事吆喝“跟头”,他一打愣,“跟头”什么意思?翻跟头?他怕担不孝的骂名,不会翻跟头也得翻,反正是蛤蟆垫桌腿儿,鼓起肚子硬上吧,当即双手和脑地顶地,撅起屁股在灵堂上翻了个跟头,堂上堂下的人都看傻了眼,怎么意思这是?

催老道心想一不做二不休,左右是个歹,不如盗了古墓,取出金玉珍宝,远走高飞。想得挺好,可他不是专门吃倒斗这碗饭的人,虽然会看风水找阴阳宅,却没有掏土挖洞开桃园的手艺,孤身一个人盗墓取宝有些吃力,好在荒村野地,周围十几里不见人烟,只要有水有干粮,在附近荒村中找间破屋住上几天,什么时候挖出东西来什么时候算完,他打定主意,想先备齐水粮,还得踅摸两件挖坟的家伙,要不然没法下手,此时红日西坠,催老道担心再遇上野狗,见距古墓不远有条道路,这是个路口,官道边上有条不起眼的岔路,路旁长草没人,荆棘丛生,好像很多年没人走过了。

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催老道眼珠子一转,将在旁边打下手的徒弟吴大保拽过来,又把那份祭文塞到吴大宝手中:“为师得去趟茅房,你先在这招呼着,为师平时怎么吆喝你就怎么吆喝,孝子跪,叩头,再叩头,三叩头,孝子之后是儿媳妇,记住了吗?”

催老道手无寸铁,以为要在坟地中喂了狗子,却是命不当绝,忽然又蹿来一条恶狗,张口来夺黑狗叼着的死孩子,两条野狗相争不下,催老道趁机落荒而逃,漫洼野地中没有路径,他东撞一头,西撞一头,跌跌撞撞也不知该往哪走,行出二里多地,忽然站住不走了,他那双眼也贼,看出路旁这块地不太对劲儿,地上的乱草枯黄打蔫儿,但是土层跟周围的地皮一样,这就知道地底下准有古冢,年深岁久坟头已经没了,也不见墓前的石兽石碑,大概是古冢墓砖外面裹了层白膏泥,所以地上的草长不起来,他走上前拔出草根来看了看,果然带有老坟土的阴气,封土下有白膏泥的至少是个王侯墓,若在以往,催老道不敢动挖坟盗墓这份心思,但是逃荒在外,身上没钱寸步难行,各地天灾人祸不断,也没处卖卦,能在路边遇到一座古墓,岂不是现成的财帛?



催老道顾不上多说,抓起地上的烧纸,风急火急,捂着肚子奔茅房去了。

接下来吴大宝该吆喝“叩头”,可他是蛤蟆垫桌腿儿,鼓起肚子硬上,眼看灵堂上下那么多人都瞧着自己,不免有些怯场,他一紧张忘了词,心里想的是“叩头”,吆喝出口变成了“跟头”。

这时候堂下吊唁的人们不干了,哪有让孝子在灵堂上翻跟头的?灵堂上的执事不是催老道吗,怎么换了吴大宝?不免认为吴大宝是受催老道指示,故意搅闹灵堂,这比刨人祖坟还要可恨,大户人家结交的都是有权有势之辈,这些人没一个好惹的,腿上拔根汗毛也比吴大宝和催老道的腰粗,当即叫来一伙如狼似虎的家丁,放倒吴大宝,一顿乱棍揍个半死,又气冲冲去找催老道算总账。

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